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  • Colbert Mcpherson
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jun 2010
    • 91

    #16
    Re: How do you find an atheist?

    Foul insolence! I have never encountered such corruption, even from a woman.
    Reverend of St. Thaddeus's Church

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    • Atheist1
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jul 2010
      • 1

      #17
      Re: How do you find an atheist?

      You're a dumb woman, we obviously just register at silly religious sites with obvious usenames like Atheist1

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      • GOD=life
        WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2010
        • 3263

        #18
        Re: How do you find an atheist?

        It may be superfluous at this point because the atheist who asked how we expose atheists has been exposed, but I can prove that I spotted the atheist right away:

        Originally posted by ProfessorDeven-MD View Post
        Had they actually read the bible? (KJV, of course)
        Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
        Not capitalizing references to God, including the word "Bible".
        Ah well. Jealous atheists...
        I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

        Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
        Matthew 7:22
        Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
        Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

        Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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        • Didymus Much
          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
          • Jun 2010
          • 14076

          #19
          Re: How do you find an atheist?

          Originally posted by ProfessorDeven-MD View Post
          I am an educated Christian woman, and I dare you to prove otherwise.
          That's not how it works on the internets. That's your claim, it's up to you to prove it. From what I've seen, you're not a True Christian™, you're not very well educated, you're not a doctor, and you're not even an atheist (you KNOW too much). So...I'm now thinking you're a bored teenaged boy only in here because it's raining outside.

          Originally posted by ProfessorDeven-MD View Post
          Even the person claiming to be "Jesus" on this forum has that, along with nothing more than a "Best Mullet" award.
          He earned that fair and square, unlike your "Professor"ship.

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