[Jo Freddie]

Re: Is there a hell?

So your a creepy drunken man who wants me to be your stripper whore so you can do perveted things with your noodle appendage.

You really are a pervert.

If you had actually read and been able to comprehend the meaning of the post, you would see that the man is a lurker, and not a drunk, who does not speak, description that does not fit me, on the other hand the drunken stripper already matches yourself without any further help from anyone else.

Yet again you show your own perversion by the way you interpret the actions of others.

[Lisa H]

Re: Is there a hell?

First Letter From Edd to the Forum Members

1 One day a man entered a strip joint and sat at a back table.
2 Verily, he did order his minimum of drinks, which numbered two.
3 He sat, expressionless, staring at the strippers, without tipping, without beckoning them over.
4 And, yea, did the strippers avoid him and call him 'creepy.'

So your a creepy drunken man who wants me to be your stripper whore so you can do perveted things with your noodle appendage.

You really are a pervert. I will not be your stripper whore and believe in your false religion.

Leviticus 20:6 And the soul that turneth after such as have familiar spirits, and after wizards, to go a whoring after them, I will even set my face against that soul, and will cut him off from among his people.

Exodus 34
14 For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:
15 Lest thou make a covenant with the inhabitants of the land, and they go a whoring after their gods, and do sacrifice unto their gods, and one call thee, and thou eat of his sacrifice;
16 And thou take of their daughters unto thy sons, and their daughters go a whoring after their gods, and make thy sons go a whoring after their gods.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Is there a hell?

Start believing in the real God and stop worshipping food. Even your book is the colour of hell and the book mark looks like a flame of hell.

It is you that does not know God, the one True God

Stop wanting to touch me with your perverted noodle appendage. This is sick!

I have no desire to touch you with anything, and it is your own sick mind that perceives perversion where there is none.

Once again I will post the picture of what you are worshipping. It might inspire you to repent and follow the real true God.

That is but a drawing that shows how lost you are

First Letter From Edd to the Forum Members

1 One day a man entered a strip joint and sat at a back table.
2 Verily, he did order his minimum of drinks, which numbered two.
3 He sat, expressionless, staring at the strippers, without tipping, without beckoning them over.
4 And, yea, did the strippers avoid him and call him 'creepy.'

5 All night, the creepy patron did sit and stare.
6 The strippers whispered amongst themselves about the body parts he most likely concealeth in a freezer.

7 But, lo, one stripper did become intoxicated and became much too physical with all the customers.
8 Her coworkers did liken her unto a prostitute and were embarrassed on her behalf.
9 She danced provocatively, yet clumsily, eliciting not tips but pity.

10 Behold, On this day I issue a challenge to unrepentant lurkers:
11 Be not like the creepy patron, staring without participating.
12 Lurk until you have become familiar with these forums, then participate.
13 But do not become like the drunken stripper; remember to post with civility, consideration of others, and make a sincere attempt to verify your contribution is intelligible and interesting and not repetitive.

14 Respect the seriousness of the serious threads and the silliness of the humorous threads, for is not The Flying Spaghetti Monster composed of many noodly appendages, each as omniscient and omnipotent as the next?
15 So it is with the forums.

16 May The FSM guide your hands over your keyboard while protecting it from beverages.

RAmen

[Lisa H]

Re: Is there a hell?

I will continue to eat pasta and noodle BECAUSE I believe in the REAL god
I have this beside my bed

as I KNOW where I will be spending eternity.
It is YOUR mind that makes the thought of a touch perverted, there is nothing perverted about His touch, he is not catholic priest and would not be touching you in THAT way.

Start believing in the real God and stop worshiping food. Even your book is the color of hell and the book mark looks like a flame of hell.

Stop wanting to touch me with your perverted noodle appendage. This is sick!

Once again I will post the picture of what you are worshiping. It might inspire you to repent and follow the real true God.

[Dirk]

Re: Is there a hell?

Why are you lying?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Is there a hell?

I think you should stop eating any form of pasta and start believing in the real God.

I will continue to eat pasta and noodle BECAUSE I believe in the REAL god

I hope you printed off the picture I posted and put it next to your bed so you know where you will spending eternity.

I have this beside my bed

as I KNOW where I will be spending eternity.

Get it out of your head that any noodle appendage will be touching me pervert.

It is YOUR mind that makes the thought of a touch perverted, there is nothing perverted about His touch, he is not catholic priest and would not be touching you in THAT way.

[Lisa H]

Re: Is there a hell?

You think that any Earthly implement would be of any concern to The FSM? I think yet again you are confusing earthly spaghetti which is made by humans to look like His Noodly Appendages, with the substance of Our Lord which is not of earthly matter and is beyond our comprehension.

I can only hope that time will prove you wrong on that point Lisa. I hope that one day you can experience the same joy that I do, a joy that comes from acceptance of The One True God, Blessed be His Noodly Appendages.

I think you should stop eating any form of pasta and start believing in the real God.

I hope you printed off the picture I posted and put it next to your bed so you know where you will spending eternity.

Get it out of your head that any noodle appendage will be touching me pervert.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Is there a hell?

I have some nice sharp scissors that will cut off any noodle appendage.

You think that any Earthly implement would be of any concern to The FSM? I think yet again you are confusing earthly spaghetti which is made by humans to look like His Noodly Appendages, with the substance of Our Lord which is not of earthly matter and is beyond our comprehension.

I will never follow your false god, no matter what you say.

I can only hope that time will prove you wrong on that point Lisa. I hope that one day you can experience the same joy that I do, a joy that comes from acceptance of The One True God, Blessed be His Noodly Appendages.

[Lisa H]

Re: Is there a hell?

It is a fact that we are all touched by him, as I said if he did not we would float off into space.

It is you that does not accept the One True God, but along as you lead a good life you will still get to Heaven, you are just going to have to wait table serving the True Believers until you accept your mistake. If you end up serving my table I promise not to gloat too much.

I have some nice sharp scissors that will cut off any noodle appendage. I will never follow your false god, no matter what you say.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Is there a hell?

This is really disgusting. No one will ever touch me with their Noodly appendage.

It is a fact that we are all touched by him, as I said if he did not we would float off into space.

Start believing in the real God or go to hell.

It is you that does not accept the One True God, but along as you lead a good life you will still get to Heaven, you are just going to have to wait table serving the True Believers until you accept your mistake. If you end up serving my table I promise not to gloat too much.

[Lisa H]

Re: Is there a hell?

Why do you hate The One True God so much that you would reject his touch? If it was not for the touch of His Noodly appendage you would float off into space.

This is really disgusting. No one will ever touch me with their Noodly appendage.

Start believing in the real God or go to hell.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Is there a hell?

What kind of sick pervert do you believe in

Why do you hate The One True God so much that you would reject his touch? If it was not for the touch of His Noodly appendage you would float off into space.

[Lisa H]

Re: Is there a hell?

I hope that one day you will recognise the touch of His Noodly Appendage as he touches us all.

What kind of sick pervert do you believe in

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Is there a hell?

What a joke that picture was. It is just some charcoal drawing someone done for the photo.

The people who took and published that picture have no connection with the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, nor did they realise the significance of what they had found.

http://www.lasi.utoledo.edu/Talgua/Cave/3/ca.htm

I will never believe in your false god.

Don't worry Lisa The Flying Spaghetti Monster still believes in you. I hope that one day you will recognise the touch of His Noodly Appendage as he touches us all.

[Lisa H]

Re: Is there a hell?

I merely follow the example of your pastors using scripture to prove my point
Unlike your picture, this is not one I have made up, it is an ancient painting of how the FSM relieved himself to the people of South America.

What a joke that picture was. It is just some charcoal drawing someone done for the photo.

I will never believe in your false god.