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  • BelieverInGod
    Fourm Member
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2010
    • 9269
    #46
    Re: Important message for all atheists!

    Originally posted by slashsATHEIST97 View Post
    You know...as an atheist i just want to ask one simple question
    how does any part of you get into heaven scientifically
    not by the faith and grace of jesus or that bull shit
    how does your "soul" or body or whatever get into heaven or hell
    Through God all things are possible. I'm assuming it just goes up into the sky until Jesus catches it.

    Now why don't you wander over to the Introduction forum and tell us why you hate Jesus so much.
    Drama queen

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      • Sister Charli
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 1590
        #47
        Re: Important message for all atheists!

        Originally posted by saylor the atheist mocker View Post
        You know...as an atheist i just want to ask one simple question
        how does any part of you get into heaven scientifically
        not by the faith and grace of jesus or that bull shit
        how does your "soul" or body or whatever get into heaven or hell
        There is no scientific formula that will get you to Heaven.

        Just as there is no scientific formula that will keep non believers from hell.

        Ephesians 2:8-9 (King James Version)
        8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:
        9 Not of works, lest any man should boast.
        2 Chronicles 7:14
        14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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          • F. Nietzsche
            Unsaved trash, teenage wannabe nihilist
            • Apr 2008
            • 120
            #48
            Re: Important message for all atheists!

            Originally posted by Felicity View Post
            @all atheists You should stop being bad and start loving Jesus so you can go to Heaven with us!
            Well... that would rather depend, first on establishing an objective standard of Good and Bad...
            The world itself is the will to power - and nothing else! And you yourself are the will to power - and nothing else!

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              • Hairy Homer
                Unsaved Trash, filthy sodomite
                • Sep 2006
                • 159
                #49
                Re: Important message for all atheists!

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                That happens to me all the time. There are demons on Facebook that steal and alter Christian photographs to make it seem that you are....well...indecent!
                This is one thing that you and I agree about, Pastor Dimbo -- that the people on FaceBook are a bloody nuisance. If one more person asks me for help with their farm, I will lay waste their crops, slaughter their livestock, and raise their homesteads.

                Their is also this great spectacularly ugly and morbidly obese repressed homer who keeps poking me. Any advice about what I should do to him?

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                  • Dingleberry
                    Unsaved trash, drunken aussie Godmocker
                    • Aug 2010
                    • 54
                    #50
                    Re: Important message for all atheists!

                    Originally posted by Felicity View Post
                    @all atheists You should stop being bad and start loving Jesus so you can go to Heaven with us!
                    Well I think you should just go mind your business, and leave the rest of us to do what we want
                    This space is allocated for the posting of KJV Scripture ONLY. Any deviance from this policy can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges. --ADMIN

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                      • Levi Jones
                        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                         
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 13930
                        #51
                        Re: Important message for all atheists!

                        Originally posted by Dinglemouse View Post
                        Well I think you should just go mind your business, and leave the rest of us to do what we want
                        Didn't you sign up here? How are we interfering in your life? You, OTOH, are annoying me something fierce.
                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                          • Sister Charli
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 1590
                            #52
                            Re: Important message for all atheists!

                            Originally posted by Dinglemouse View Post
                            Well I think you should just go mind your business, and leave the rest of us to do what we want
                            Hey Little KiwiMouse.

                            Quit telling Felicity what to do.

                            You want to do what you want then go ahead.

                            God gave you free will.

                            But you will one day pray that this was your fate rather than having the
                            Devil's burning rod rammed up your little mousey rear for all of eternity.

                            2 Chronicles 7:14
                            14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                              • Dingleberry
                                Unsaved trash, drunken aussie Godmocker
                                • Aug 2010
                                • 54
                                #53
                                Re: Important message for all atheists!

                                Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                                Didn't you sign up here? How are we interfering in your life? You, OTOH, are annoying me something fierce.
                                Yeah well I just came here to see if this was a serious site or just a take the piss site.
                                I still haven't figured it out yet..
                                By the way whats an OTOH?

                                Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
                                Hey Little KiwiMouse.

                                Quit telling Felicity what to do.

                                You want to do what you want then go ahead.

                                God gave you free will.

                                But you will one day pray that this was your fate rather than having the
                                Devil's burning rod rammed up your little mousey rear for all of eternity.

                                Little Kiwimouse? Thats catchy, I like it!
                                Well Felicity should stop telling me what to do yeah?
                                Bloody hell! Whats with all the talk here about the Devil ramming objects into my arse! Thats all you guys ever talk about. Anyone would think you religious wackoes were keen anal freaks..
                                This space is allocated for the posting of KJV Scripture ONLY. Any deviance from this policy can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges. --ADMIN

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                                  • Lisa H
                                    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Jun 2010
                                    • 5070
                                    #54
                                    Re: Important message for all atheists!

                                    Originally posted by Dinglemouse View Post
                                    Yeah well I just came here to see if this was a serious site or just a take the piss site.
                                    I still haven't figured it out yet..
                                    By the way whats an OTOH?



                                    Little Kiwimouse? Thats catchy, I like it!
                                    Well Felicity should stop telling me what to do yeah?
                                    Bloody hell! Whats with all the talk here about the Devil ramming objects into my arse! Thats all you guys ever talk about. Anyone would think you religious wackoes were keen anal freaks..
                                    You are really noisy for a mouse. You sound more like a rat.
                                    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                                    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                                    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                                    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                                    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                                    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                                      • Levi Jones
                                        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                         
                                        • Jul 2009
                                        • 13930
                                        #55
                                        Re: Important message for all atheists!

                                        Originally posted by Dinglemouse View Post
                                        Yeah well I just came here to see if this was a serious site or just a take the piss site.
                                        I still haven't figured it out yet..
                                        Why would we bother to study the Bible so carefully if we didn't take it with the utmost of seriousness?

                                        Originally posted by Dinglemouse View Post
                                        By the way whats an OTOH?
                                        On the other hand, N00b.
                                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                                          • Sister Charli
                                            True Christian™
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Jun 2010
                                            • 1590
                                            #56
                                            Re: Important message for all atheists!

                                            Originally posted by Dinglemouse View Post
                                            Bloody hell! Whats with all the talk here about the Devil ramming objects into my arse! Thats all you guys ever talk about. Anyone would think you religious wackoes were keen anal freaks..
                                            We just tell it like it is. You want it sugar coated then go and look for a Lutheran forum.
                                            (Not that their beliefs will stop you ending up in hell with the Devil's burning rod in an orifice you probably don't want it.)

                                            If you want to put an "exit only" sign on your butt then you had better start believing in Jesus.

                                            2 Chronicles 7:14
                                            14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                                              • Dingleberry
                                                Unsaved trash, drunken aussie Godmocker
                                                • Aug 2010
                                                • 54
                                                #57
                                                Re: Important message for all atheists!

                                                Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                                                Why would we bother to study the Bible so carefully if we didn't take it with the utmost of seriousness?
                                                Because you're all insane mabye?

                                                Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                                                On the other hand, N00b.
                                                Sorry I don't speak dork.

                                                Oh and sorry for the late reply but now I have to wait 700 seconds before I can reply
                                                This space is allocated for the posting of KJV Scripture ONLY. Any deviance from this policy can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges. --ADMIN

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                                                  • Levi Jones
                                                    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                                    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                                    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                                     
                                                    • Jul 2009
                                                    • 13930
                                                    #58
                                                    Re: Important message for all atheists!

                                                    Originally posted by Dinglemouse View Post
                                                    Because you're all insane mabye?
                                                    What is insane about teaching the Bible?

                                                    Originally posted by Dinglemouse View Post
                                                    Sorry I don't speak dork.
                                                    I'm sorry to hear your mommy has been letting you on the internet for a few days.

                                                    Originally posted by Dinglemouse View Post
                                                    Oh and sorry for the late reply but now I have to wait 700 seconds before I can reply
                                                    You certainly earned it.
                                                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                                                      • Hairy Homer
                                                        Unsaved Trash, filthy sodomite
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 159
                                                        #59
                                                        Re: Important message for all atheists!

                                                        "There" not "their".

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                                                          • Felicity
                                                            As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Apr 2010
                                                            • 4834
                                                            #60
                                                            Re: Important message for all atheists!

                                                            @Hairy Homer Do you love Jesus yet?
                                                            I Jesus!

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