Do Muslims have magic powers?

[J.EagerBeliever]

Some mud slimes are building an islamic training center in my beloved town, and some of us locals are trying to prevent it from being built. In fact, we're marching on the courthouse today to protest.

Should I be worried that some of their witchdoctors might try to put a spell on us?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Do Muslims have magic powers?

No, Muslims do not have "magic powers", but they are essentially Satanists. They worship Satan in the form of the moon-god "Allah", which is one of the Devil's many guises. Often times they pray to Satan for the destruction of non-Muslims.

This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold.

Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my family and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Do Muslims have magic powers?

There is at least one magic mudslime...

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=2609

[Dirk]

Re: Do Muslims have magic powers?

Why would a muslim have magic powers?

[biza the godmocker]

Re: Do Muslims have magic powers?

Why would a muslim have magic powers?

They are Fire mages!

<--Mohammed

[Dirk]

Re: Do Muslims have magic powers?

Why fire mages and not ice mages?

[Mr Holyfire]

Re: Do Muslims have magic powers?

Why fire mages and not ice mages?

Easy brother, Mud slimes cannot be ice mages due to Hell having no ice.

[Dirk]

Re: Do Muslims have magic powers?

I see, thank you for mentioning that!

[Mr Holyfire]

Re: Do Muslims have magic powers?

I see, thank you for mentioning that!

You're welcome Brother Dirk.

[biza the godmocker]

Re: Do Muslims have magic powers?

Why fire mages and not ice mages?

It's hot in iraq not cold...i guess that's why

[The Disciple]

Re: Do Muslims have magic powers?

Maybe !!!

They can change shoes into bombs...

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Do Muslims have magic powers?

...Should I be worried that some of their witchdoctors might try to put a spell on us?

There is a better chance of a Landovarian looking down at his feet and not seeing only stomach than there is of "magic" being real.

To accept the very idea of "magic" is to embrace an ignorance and superstition that questions the very real and omnipotent power of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.

The only real power is the power of God, his words and his actions... all else is nonsense dreamed up by desperate and desolate doers of evil who would use the crutches of human frailty to foist silly and outlandish tales on the unwashed masses as they crawl aimlessly through a meaningless life on their way to an eternity outside the loving embrace of Jesus.

Christians must remind themselves to never be duped by wives tales and folk-stories that purport to legitimise outlandish and obviously fabricated fantasies designed to dupe and dull the dim.


The mere concept of "magic" insults the basic tenets of Christianity and is no more than a poor cousin of Satanism.



Bless you, my drawer knives of questionable edge,
Father Mo




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[biza the godmocker]

Re: Do Muslims have magic powers?

There is a better chance of a Landovarian looking down at his feet and not seeing only stomach than there is of "magic" being real.

To accept the very idea of "magic" is to embrace an ignorance and superstition that questions the very real and omnipotent power of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.

The only real power is the power of God, his words and his actions... all else is nonsense dreamed up by desperate and desolate doers of evil who would use the crutches of human frailty to foist silly and outlandish tales on the unwashed masses as they crawl aimlessly through a meaningless life on their way to an eternity outside the loving embrace of Jesus.

Christians must remind themselves to never be duped by wives tales and folk-stories that purport to legitimise outlandish and obviously fabricated fantasies designed to dupe and dull the dim.


The mere concept of "magic" insults the basic tenets of Christianity and is no more than a poor cousin of Satanism.



Bless you, my drawer knives of questionable edge,
Father Mo




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You shouldn't take it so serious...i was pretty sarcastic. There os no magic just magic tricks.

[Ninnyboy]

Re: Do Muslims have magic powers?

1) Stupid
2) Intolerant
3) Ignorant
4) Closed-minded
5) Blind

Here are just some of the more polite words I can call you, with justification. And believe me, there are a lot I'm thinking of which are much less polite.

Muslims are flaming witches or witchdoctors or magicians or satanists or pagans or psychics. There are simply people who happen to belong to a different religion to you.
Islam teaches peace and love just as much as Christianity does. Yes, there are extremist Muslims.. but there are Extremist Christians too, who murder 'in the name of God'.

The things you people are saying really do make me sick.

[Dirk]

Re: Do Muslims have magic powers?

1) Stupid
2) Intolerant
3) Ignorant
4) Closed-minded
5) Blind

Here are just some of the more polite words I can call you, with justification. And believe me, there are a lot I'm thinking of which are much less polite.

Muslims are flaming witches or witchdoctors or magicians or satanists or pagans or psychics. There are simply people who happen to belong to a different religion to you.
Islam teaches peace and love just as much as Christianity does. Yes, there are extremist Muslims.. but there are Extremist Christians too, who murder 'in the name of God'.

The things you people are saying really do make me sick.

If Islam teaches peace and love, why do get angry when you draw a picture of their pedophile?