Re: MOST CHURCHES ARE RUN BY SATAN!
Oh Sweet JESUS!
There is even a song already about his butt plug!
Disgusting. We must make sure that we will never be affiliated with Southern Bapstis. This is horrific!
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Re: MOST CHURCHES ARE RUN BY SATAN!
You could have knocked me over with a gentle breeze when I read this horrific story. I met Pastor Aldridge at a Christian conference in Alabama several years ago and I never would have guessed that he was into sick homosexual fetishes like S&M and bondage. The entire time that I spent with him he was courteous, friendly, generous, and polite-- traits that are commonly not associated with homosexuals. After the conference was over he even invited me to go scuba diving with him, this seemed like a strange proposition to me, seeing as that we were in the middle of Alabama but he explained to me that there was a sewage treatment plant nearby. I've never gone scuba diving before and I'm sure that trying it in a pool of human feces is for experienced scuba divers only so I had to decline, much to his disappointment. He then suggested that I go back to his room and chain him to his bed, I assume that he was afraid of sustaining injuries due to sleep walking, but I was in a rush to get back to Iowa so I again had to decline.
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MOST CHURCHES ARE RUN BY SATAN!
OK Folks, this is exactly the reason we threw the Southern Baptists out of the TRUE CHRISTIAN(TM) church years ago. They all turned into SATANISTS and we caught them at it. Their spin control machine is running at full speed already and the latest story is that Pastor "X" we'll call him out of respect for his wife was preparing to swim to Cuba and convert all the Catlicks.....and that the.....machine....or whatever....he had attached to his colon was either a personal flotation device or something to prevent leeches from attacking him in Cuba.
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MOST CHURCHES ARE RUN BY SATAN!
JESUS warned us that almost everyone would be fooled by SATAN and it is happening as we speak. This FALSE CHRISTIAN "minister" in Alabama is the best example after the cult of Catholicism and the Moon-worshipers of Allah (may piss be upon him).
LOOK AT THIS!
SWEET JESUS IN HEAVEN, THAT IS SICK, SICK, SICK!
FALSE Christians like this who want to have qweer butt-sex with SATAN may get away with it for awhile, but JESUS always smites them in the end!
It's obvious that this 'preacher' was a demon of the DEVIL and has passed on his evil to every member of the congregation. Even a fool knows that if SATAN has been guiding them for many years, they are all doomed.
Only one thing can be done at this point. Every man and boy in that church has to have a colonoscopy immediately to determine whether or not they are ALL warlocks. The women should probably just be rounded up and burned. No use wasting a lot of time interrogating them, if they weren't WITCHES, they wouldn't be participating in this sort of stuff. The BIBLE is VERY clear about what to do when you find 'the accursed thing".
I am positive that a thorough investigation will find several hundred people who need to be stoned to death immediately....TODAY....and there is NO DOUBT that the skid-marks on the Hershey Highway lead STRAIGHT BACK TO LIBERTY UNIVERSITY!
LOOK AT THIS!
JESUS IS BACK TO SMITE EVIL, PRAISE! GET READY TO HELP HIM!
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