[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I'm a sucker for clowns.

Good thing you never met John Wayne Gacy.

[Sister Noddy]

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I agree Brother. With all those wet suits and rubber underwear he was probably taken in by the LIEbral "Safe Sex" crowd rather than practicing abstinence.

Oooooo, so you're saying somebody else was involved in ... you know

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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I know it doesn't look too good for the Reverend; but I have my suspicions. Here's a quote from the story about how he was found...



I don't know about you, and I have no idea what was going on, but that's very similiar to how our Pastor's dress when they have to witness to homers. If he was planning on having homer sex he'd most likely been wearing something like a ballerina outfit.

I agree Brother. With all those wet suits and rubber underwear he was probably take in by the LIEbral "Safe Sex" crowd rather than practicing abstinence.

[Brother V]

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I don't know about you, and I have no idea what was going on, but that's very similiar to how our Pastor's dress when they have to witness to homers.

It's like the suit could have a dual purpose.

1. To keep the ghey off of you.
2. To keep the ghey in you.

I pray that the ghey disease never comes near me.

[Deaner]

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Sometimes, I guess, the warning signs of homosexuality just aren't obvious.

I know it doesn't look too good for the Reverend; but I have my suspicions. Here's a quote from the story about how he was found...

...wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask

I don't know about you, and I have no idea what was going on, but that's very similiar to how our Pastor's dress when they have to witness to homers. If he was planning on having homer sex he'd most likely been wearing something like a ballerina outfit.

[Poetic Peter]

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Another Carlock the Warlock Klassic Klutzo

Reviews Written by
A. Paul Carlock, Jr. "filmfanatic" (Illinois)


Possessed will possess you while and after you watch it., December 13, 2006

Possessed is not just another Catholic scandel.
I am not going to spoil the silm by delving into the intracacies of the plot,
but take my word for it, this is a must if you are to understand what innicents
have been subjected to by those sworn to protect and provide for the.

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[Sister Noddy]

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Oh Sweet JESUS!

There is even a song already about his butt plug!

http://headonradionetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/Pastor_from_Montgomery_128.mp3

Disgusting. We must make sure that we will never be affiliated with Southern Bapstis. This is horrific!

OMG Sister! I have never heard such a cheap and trashy song!

[Poetic Peter]

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It just goes to show the enduring wisdom in that old popular saying, "Never trust a Naked Clown or a Southern Baptist in a Wetsuit."

I'm a sucker for clowns.

Paul Carlock Jr., the Ill. Pastor of Pinoy orphans,
has this song playing on his latest and last (we hope) souvenir video:

When anyone looks at me
Let them see Jesus.

Let me be a reflection
Of his love and mercy to them.

When they read my life story
Let it bring my Savior Glory...


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A Gooble search shows that Carlock/Klutzo the clown also writes DVD reviews for Amazon.hell
Note the sort of films he likes?

[Brother V]

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(which is why we have so many of those jokes about Rear Admirals in the Greek Navy).

And their motto of never leaving their fellow sailors behind.

[H. Montague Worthington]

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It just goes to show the enduring wisdom in that old popular saying, "Never trust a Naked Clown or a Southern Baptist in a Wetsuit."

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Dill dough is what women use to bake dill bread. I have no idea where you got that spelling....it's probably Ebonics or Amish.

I too have been researching the etymology of that particular spelling "dill-do", and believe it has something to do with the Greeks in this case. If the Greeks can't be credited with inventing homerism, they sure engaged in and promoted it extensively (which is why we have so many of those jokes about Rear Admirals in the Greek Navy). They historically were, and to this day, are very fond of Sheep and consume a great deal of Lamb in their diet. One of the spices used in Greek cuisine is dill, and there may have evolved a slang expression "dill-do" loosely meaning to insert something into a cavity (like meat - or Lamb/Sheep) to "spice" it up.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I don't know. Let's ask Pastor Al.

What IS a dildo, Sir?

Dill dough is what women use to bake dill bread. I have no idea where you got that spelling....it's probably Ebonics or Amish.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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I don't know. Let's ask Pastor Al.

What IS a dildo, Sir?

You may rest Sister. I have been asking some folks at the lawn bowls club where I usually go for afternoon tea. Apparently a 'dill-do' is a new-fangled type of prosthetic limb. I didn't know the poor man was an amputee. Many of the elderly ladies in my congregation have artificial hips and other 'add-ons'. I'll have to ask them if they know about these dangerous "Dill-dos". It seems odd that I havent been aware of them before now, but this may be because they are some new cheap Chinese invention for the medical market - I'm told they can contain lead paint or other dangerous toxical chemicals too....you certainly wouldnt want to swallow one accidentally.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Sister BTB - pardon my ignorance, but whats a "Did-Lo"?

I don't know. Let's ask Pastor Al.

What IS a dildo, Sir?

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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Oh Sweet JESUS!

There is even a song already about his butt plug!

http://headonradionetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/Pastor_from_Montgomery_128.mp3

Disgusting. We must make sure that we will never be affiliated with Southern Bapstis. This is horrific!

Sister BTB - pardon my ignorance, but whats a "Did-Lo"?