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  • Brother V
    True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 3481
    #16
    Re: MOST CHURCHES ARE RUN BY SATAN!

    Originally posted by Deaner View Post

    I don't know about you, and I have no idea what was going on, but that's very similiar to how our Pastor's dress when they have to witness to homers.
    It's like the suit could have a dual purpose.

    1. To keep the ghey off of you.
    2. To keep the ghey in you.

    I pray that the ghey disease never comes near me.
    Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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      • WilliamJenningsBryan
        True Christian™
         
        • Jan 2007
        • 9384
        #17
        Re: MOST CHURCHES ARE RUN BY SATAN!

        Originally posted by Deaner View Post
        I know it doesn't look too good for the Reverend; but I have my suspicions. Here's a quote from the story about how he was found...



        I don't know about you, and I have no idea what was going on, but that's very similiar to how our Pastor's dress when they have to witness to homers. If he was planning on having homer sex he'd most likely been wearing something like a ballerina outfit.

        I agree Brother. With all those wet suits and rubber underwear he was probably take in by the LIEbral "Safe Sex" crowd rather than practicing abstinence.
        Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
        brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
        ...and get off my lawn
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          • Sister Noddy
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2007
            • 1843
            #18
            Re: MOST CHURCHES ARE RUN BY SATAN!

            Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post

            I agree Brother. With all those wet suits and rubber underwear he was probably taken in by the LIEbral "Safe Sex" crowd rather than practicing abstinence.
            Oooooo, so you're saying somebody else was involved in ... you know
            1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
            1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

            1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

            Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
            Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 9323
                #19
                Re: MOST CHURCHES ARE RUN BY SATAN!

                Originally posted by Poetic Peter View Post
                I'm a sucker for clowns.
                Good thing you never met John Wayne Gacy.
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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