Is Using a Mac Damning me to Hell?

[Higgins]

Greetings true believers,

So, recently I read the fiction book called "American Gods" by Neil Gaiman (it is a good read actually). Throughout the book, the basic idea is that the gods of old (Odin, Osaris, Loki, etc.) need some sort of sacrifice in order to have power and their continued existence (be it money, blood, or time). Since the old god characters are trying to continue their existence this puts them up against the 'modern' gods (e.g. Internet, Caffine, Men in Black, etc.). Unfortunetly Jesus was featured in the book (in the afterword Gaiman noted that Jesus was probably too busy with other godly stuff). In the book, the Internet God says that he exists because people spend so much time on their computers. While I suggest we add this book to a banned book list, it did get me thinking.

With all the time I (and also you) spend on the computer. Is my Macbook Pro damning me to Hell?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Is Using a Mac Damning me to Hell?

Is my Macbook Pro damning me to Hell?

I edited out all the unimportant stuff in the post. The simple answer is yes, Hell is where you're headed if you use any Apple computer.

Also, we generally like people to introduce themselves in our Introduction Forum before they start with topics that are well covered in other threads.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is Using a Mac Damning me to Hell?

Greetings true believers,

So, recently I read the fiction book called "American Gods" by Neil Gaiman (it is a good read actually). Throughout the book, the basic idea is that the gods of old (Odin, Osaris, Loki, etc.) need some sort of sacrifice in order to have power and their continued existence (be it money, blood, or time). Since the old god characters are trying to continue their existence this puts them up against the 'modern' gods (e.g. Internet, Caffine, Men in Black, etc.). Unfortunetly Jesus was featured in the book (in the afterword Gaiman noted that Jesus was probably too busy with other godly stuff). In the book, the Internet God says that he exists because people spend so much time on their computers. While I suggest we add this book to a banned book list, it did get me thinking.

With all the time I (and also you) spend on the computer. Is my Macbook Pro damning me to Hell?

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[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Is Using a Mac Damning me to Hell?

Is my Macbook Pro damning me to Hell?

Will going to gay bars on barbituates damn you to Hell? Yes.

Will having anal sex with other men damn you to Hell? Yes.

Will inviting rodents into your anus damn you to Hell? Yes.

Will using Apple products damn you to Hell? Of course!

Any form of homosexuality will damn you straight to Hell. Is that clear?

[SticksAndStones]

Re: Is Using a Mac Damning me to Hell?

Thank God I don't have an Apple then! I am a good ol' Windows user who is going to move to Landover's JesOS distribution of Linux soon.
Macs are pretty gay for the amount of money you spend on them!