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  • Timofey
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    • Jul 2010
    • 172

    #16
    Re: Strippers take a leaf out of Westbro's book..

    Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
    Don't worry Sister Charli, Jo Freddie is most likely protesting with the strippers and using the opportunity to show of his noodle appendage.
    I bet his meatballs are dry.

    It takes a proper mixture to make a good meatball.
    1 Timothy 5
    23 No longer drink only water, but use a little wine for your stomach’s sake and your frequent infirmities.





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    • Jo Freddie
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      • Apr 2009
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      #17
      Re: Strippers take a leaf out of Westbro's book..

      Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
      There is NO reasoning or common sense in someone worshipping a bowl of spaghetti and meatballs.
      I agree that would be just daft.

      But as I have pointed out so many times before....

      FAQ:69 And the Dalai Llama Answered: “The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not pasta, but a deity who chooses to represent Himself as pasta.
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      • Jo Freddie
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        #18
        Re: Strippers take a leaf out of Westbro's book..

        Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
        Don't worry Sister Charli, Jo Freddie is most likely protesting with the strippers and using the opportunity to show of his noodle appendage.
        You do seem to have an unnatural preoccupation with my appendages (which are not in the least bit noodly) Lisa.
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        • Lisa H
          Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
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          • Jun 2010
          • 5070

          #19
          Re: Strippers take a leaf out of Westbro's book..

          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
          You do seem to have an unnatural preoccupation with my appendages (which are not in the least bit noodly) Lisa.
          I have no desire to see your noodle appendage, it is just you want to keep on touching everyone with it.
          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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          • Jo Freddie
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            • Apr 2009
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            #20
            Re: Strippers take a leaf out of Westbro's book..

            Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
            I have no desire to see your noodle appendage, it is just you want to keep on touching everyone with it.
            Simple terms...

            • I have no desire to touch anyone here with any of my appendages.
            • God has many Noodly Appendages.
            • God touches us all, but we are not all aware of his touch.
            • The is nothing sexual in the touch of God.
            • Only someone with an unnatural preoccupation with sex would see anything untoward in Gods Appendages.
            • God is neither male nor female.


            From "Most High and Holy Prayer" as given to Auntie Dee Dee by The Flying Spaghetti Monster
            I believe that Thou are neither Male, nor Female, but are instead beyond the reaches of the gender confusion of Man and Woman Kind, yea, thou are ageless, timeless and all-encompassing.
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            • landoverlover
              Also loves Jesus and America
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              • Jul 2010
              • 828

              #21
              Re: Strippers take a leaf out of Westbro's book..

              Originally posted by Tchoupitoulas View Post
              The church started it - they shouldn't have been harassing the strip club. According to an article I read, the church membrs were harassing patrons in the parking lot. If the "good reverend" can't take it, he shouldn't have started dishing it out.
              Sir,

              Why don't you simply confess that you either are a member of, associated with, or love the music and wild sinful jungle gyrations of that group from the most God-accursed city of New Orleans, The Tchoupitoulas Indians featuring the Negro Neville Brothers? I myself was kidnapped and forced to watch them at a certain jazz festival on the west coast. It was so demon-possessed I shouted in tongues, fell to the ground, flopped all over the place and was mistaken as a common drunk! Get it off your chest, son, and ask forgiveness.
              Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

              2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



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              • Benedict A. Davis
                Winning Souls in his Winnebago
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                • May 2010
                • 3900

                #22
                Re: Strippers take a leaf out of Westbro's book..

                Originally posted by landoverlover View Post
                Sir,

                Why don't you simply confess that you either are a member of, associated with, or love the music and wild sinful jungle gyrations of that group from the most God-accursed city of New Orleans, The Tchoupitoulas Indians featuring the Negro Neville Brothers? I myself was kidnapped and forced to watch them at a certain jazz festival on the west coast. It was so demon-possessed I shouted in tongues, fell to the ground, flopped all over the place and was mistaken as a common drunk! Get it off your chest, son, and ask forgiveness.
                I have heard the same story about that ''Cajun vodoo music'' from several people over the years, it seems to happen around Lent every year as well.
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                Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                • Disciple Luke
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                  • Aug 2010
                  • 165

                  #23
                  Re: Strippers take a leaf out of Westboro's book..

                  I actually feel a bit of pity/sadness for these woman who have such low self esteem they have to strip in order to feel wanted.

                  Not to mention the men that lust over them.

                  I pray that they will not just cross the road in order to protest but cross the road to go to the church and find Jesus.

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                  • Mrs. Rogers
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                    • Sep 2006
                    • 2692

                    #24
                    Re: Strippers take a leaf out of Westboro's book..

                    Originally posted by Disciple Luke View Post
                    I actually feel a bit of pity/sadness for these woman who have such low self esteem they have to strip in order to feel wanted.
                    Don't be such a woolly woofter, dear. It is JESUS Whom you ought to be feeling sadness for ... upon the Cross He suffered, suffered on behalf of every sinful stripper, paid the price for their filthy lapdances -- every shimmy of the bosom, every shake of the thigh, every buttock thrust into the customer's face: Our Saviour took it ALL upon Himself.
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                    • Disciple Luke
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                      • Aug 2010
                      • 165

                      #25
                      Re: Strippers take a leaf out of Westboro's book..

                      A wooly woofter? Hehehe ... can't say I have ever been called that before. This Mister Mum thing must be making me soft.

                      Thanks for the kick in the goolies Mrs R. I probably needed it.

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                      • Jo Freddie
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                        • Apr 2009
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                        #26
                        Re: Strippers take a leaf out of Westboro's book..

                        Originally posted by Disciple Luke View Post
                        I actually feel a bit of pity/sadness for these woman who have such low self esteem they have to strip in order to feel wanted.

                        Not to mention the men that lust over them.

                        I pray that they will not just cross the road in order to protest but cross the road to go to the church and find Jesus.
                        Sounds like it is more a case of providing well for her family then to feel wanted.
                        she has danced at the Foxhole for a decade and holds the title of "house mom." That means that even though she still dances, she also watches out for the six other women who work there.
                        She said she makes $2,000 a week.
                        "These church people say horrible things about us," Hughes said. "They say we're homewreckers and whores. The fact of the matter is, we're working to keep our own homes together, to give our kids what they need."
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                        • Disciple Luke
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                          • Aug 2010
                          • 165

                          #27
                          Re: Strippers take a leaf out of Westboro's book..

                          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                          Sounds like it is more a case of providing well for her family then to feel wanted.
                          I am not sure I understand what you are saying Mr Freddy. Are you saying that they do it just for the money? Not low self esteem or inferiority, or anything. Are you suggesting that they are one up on the blokes? Like - they are in charge?

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                          • Jo Freddie
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                            #28
                            Re: Strippers take a leaf out of Westboro's book..

                            Originally posted by Disciple Luke View Post
                            I am not sure I understand what you are saying Mr Freddy. Are you saying that they do it just for the money? Not low self esteem or inferiority, or anything. Are you suggesting that they are one up on the blokes? Like - they are in charge?
                            Well they are the ones taking home 6 figures, work it out for yourself.
                            Median household income, 2008 for the USA $52,029
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                            • Capt. Aaron Portway
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                              • Sep 2008
                              • 6309

                              #29
                              Re: Strippers take a leaf out of Westboro's book..

                              A bunch of stuff about strippers persecuting right-thinking American Christians.
                              God, I really hate whores!
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