[Lisa H]

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So the King Jimmy bible is NOT the PERFECT word of God then?

If they made mistakes with the spelling what else did they get wrong?

Could the whole book be a description animal worship? Simple mistake, they got the d & g the wrong way round.

Of course it is the word of God. Unlike the recipe book you follow.

[Sister Christina]

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So the King Jimmy bible is NOT the PERFECT word of God then?

If they made mistakes with the spelling what else did they get wrong?

Could the whole book be a description animal worship? Simple mistake, they got the d & g the wrong way round.

Now you are just being silly, Jo.
Just because Britains are stupid enough to add an extra u when they write, the meaning of the words are still the same.

[the DANE muhaha]

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Yet another proven point about the Denmarkian educational system.

Which leads to yet another proven point that Cranky never lies.

why Denmarkian its wrong its Danish

[Sister Christina]

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why Denmarkian its wrong its Danish

What is it with you Danes and pastry?

[Jo Freddie]

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Now you are just being silly, Jo.
Just because Britains are stupid enough to add an extra u when they write, the meaning of the words are still the same.

Not being silly at all, in fact it is a major theological point, just because it does not fit with your view of God and the Bible does not make it any less valid.

To say that the English scribes made a mistake in the spelling, is to say the Bible is not perfect. Is not it claimed that the King Jimmey Bible is perfect as it corrected the errors of the previous text? Yet the Bible uses English, did God not make them write his word perfectly? Or is God of the KJV-CFTin fact English not American?

God of the KJV-CFT is not American.
or
The KJV-CFT is not Perfect.


Which is it?

[Sister Christina]

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Which is it?

I've already answered your question here.

[Jo Freddie]

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I've already answered your question here.

A point I answered here

You can't have it both ways, either the language of the God of the KJV-CFT is American, then the KJV-CFT has misspellings in it and therefore not perfect.
Or
The KJV-CFT has no errors in it, meaning that the language of the God of the KJV-CFT is NOT American

Remember the view of this "Church" is that the scribes of the KJV-CFT where but tools of god and corrected mistakes, they did not add anything of their own to the work.

Is Reb wrong?

The Perfect Word:

The King James Bible

[Lisa H]

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A point I answered here

You can't have it both ways, either the language of the God of the KJV-CFT is American, then the KJV-CFT has misspellings in it and therefore not perfect.
Or
The KJV-CFT has no errors in it, meaning that the language of the God of the KJV-CFT is NOT American

Remember the view of this "Church" is that the scribes of the KJV-CFT where but tools of god and corrected mistakes, they did not add anything of their own to the work.

Is Reb wrong?

Now Jo, remember the rules I gave you. You are wrong on this.
Lisa is right and you are wrong.

[the DANE muhaha]

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Now Jo, remember the rules I gave you. You are wrong on this.
Lisa is right and you are wrong.

new rules
1. Jo right
2. Lisa wrong

[Sister Christina]

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A point I answered here

You can't have it both ways, either the language of the God of the KJV-CFT is American, then the KJV-CFT has misspellings in it and therefore not perfect.
Or
The KJV-CFT has no errors in it, meaning that the language of the God of the KJV-CFT is NOT American

So what you're saying is that if I was American and had a British secretary to take my notes, everything he/she noted would be false?

You are cracking me up, Jo!

[Lisa H]

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new rules
1. Jo is wrong
2. Lisa is right

Rules for unsaved trash

1. Lisa is right
2. Unsaved Trash is wrong.

[Sister Christina]

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Rules for unsaved trash

1. Lisa is right
2. Unsaved Trash ALWAYS is wrong.

Fixed it for you, Sister Lisa.

[Jo Freddie]

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So what you're saying is that if I was American and had a British secretary to take my notes, everything he/she noted would be false?

You are cracking me up, Jo!

Not the same case at all. lets us have a look at what Rev. Jim Osborne has to say about the KJV-CFT

Is the Bible too liberal? Some conservatives say Yes (but go about it the wrong way)

Source: AOL News

It has been recently been brought to my attention that there is a group of well-meaning, but wrong group of Conservatives that seek to create a new translation of the Bible for the 21st century with a Conservative slant, and eradicating former liberal errors. It is called the "Conservative Bible Project". Now, I can understand why they are angry. Newer translations like the TNIV have perverted the Word of God®, replacing the masculinity of God with gender-neutral terms and downplaying Jesus's divinity.

But, I ask, don't these conservative reformists realize there is a perfect version of the Bible already? It's the AV1611 King James Bible! Now, I sympathize with their hatred of how liberals have hijacked Christianity and twisted Scripture to suit their own needs, but they are not being part of the solution and only adding to the problem with this newer translation.

What I fear most is that Christians might be led astray with this new heretical text. What we need to do is reinforce the truth that the AV1611 King James Bible is the best and most perfect Bible in the world.

If the "secretaries" got the spelling wrong then the book is not perfect.

Or do you feel that Jimmys is wrong and there is room to improve the KJV-CFT by correcting the spelling?

[thimmer]

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A bit off topic again, aren't you pastaboy? Neither of the quotes comes from this thread. Two heathens in this thread, and neither can abide by common courtesy... telling...

Pasta boy? Shut up you lovely little gay guy... You wish to have a cock so deep inside of you - but you will never admit it!

oh and something more polite... sorry for me outburst, but you really piss me off!

This huy is on to something afterall....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch1UBta1sg4

[Sister Christina]

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Not the same case at all. lets us have a look at what Rev. Jim Osborne has to say about the KJV-CFT

If the "secretaries" got the spelling wrong then the book is not perfect.

Or do you feel that Jimmys is wrong and there is room to improve the KJV-CFT by correcting the spelling?

Jimmy is not wrong. The Holy KJV1611 Bible is perfect. God tells us through that, exactly how to live our lives. The fact that the Brits have a fetish for providing words with an extra 'u', does not change the meaning of the Holy Scriptures.

Are these statements not the same?:
The color of the rose is red.
The colour of the rose is red.

If you are able to misinterpret these two sentences and give them different meaning, then please share what you come up with.