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  • Sister Christina
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 364

    #61
    Re: Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!

    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
    But is his book perfect or merely almost perfect?
    What does that have to do with the topic? Stop derailing the threads, Jo!
    "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty." - Revelation 1:8

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    • Jo Freddie
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      Hateful God mocking pirate
      • Apr 2009
      • 6339

      #62
      Re: Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!

      Originally posted by DenmarkianLady View Post
      What does that have to do with the topic? Stop derailing the threads, Jo!
      The question is very pertinent to the topic, are you going to answer it?
      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
      But is his book perfect or merely almost perfect?
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      • Sister Christina
        True Christian™
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        • Jun 2010
        • 364

        #63
        Re: Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!

        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
        The question is very pertinent to the topic, are you going to answer it?
        How is it relevant to the topic?

        Whether or not you think the KJV1611 Bible is perfect is not important to me. You being a perverted pirate with pastarrhea, it shouldn't matter to you what I think. You're beyond Saving anyway.

        I'm here to praise Jesus Christ, my Lord and Savior.

        Go and try to persuade someone else to Feel your Sauce.
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        • BelieverInGod
          Fourm Member
          Forum Member
          • Feb 2010
          • 9269

          #64
          Re: Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!

          Another unsaved trash that couldn't add his post to an already running thread. What makes these people think they are so special that they need to open a thread of their own? If it had bothered to read the God hates Denmark thread all of its questions have been answered.

          But no, its mommy told it that it was soooooooo special, it doesn't need to follow common courtesy and rules.
          Drama queen

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          • Jo Freddie
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            • Apr 2009
            • 6339

            #65
            Re: Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!

            Originally posted by DenmarkianLady View Post
            How is it relevant to the topic?

            Whether or not you think the KJV1611 Bible is perfect is not important to me. You being a perverted pirate with pastarrhea, it shouldn't matter to you what I think. You're beyond Saving anyway.

            I'm here to praise Jesus Christ, my Lord and Savior.

            Go and try to persuade someone else to Feel your Sauce.
            So you are not prepared to answer the question.

            I am not saying what I think of it, I am asking you a simple question, and your faith in your god is not strong enough for you to bring yourself to answer the question.
            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
            But is his book perfect or merely almost perfect?
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            • Sister Christina
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 364

              #66
              Re: Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!

              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
              So you are not prepared to answer the question.

              I am not saying what I think of it, I am asking you a simple question, and your faith in your god is not strong enough for you to bring yourself to answer the question.
              I think me being here, doing my utmost to stay on the Path to Salvation(r) should be answer enough for you. Praise the Lord!
              "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty." - Revelation 1:8

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              • Jo Freddie
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                • Apr 2009
                • 6339

                #67
                Re: Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!

                Originally posted by DenmarkianLady View Post
                I think me being here, doing my utmost to stay on the Path to Salvation® should be answer enough for you. Praise the Lord!
                You are here to try an prove you to yourself your faith is strong, but your reluctance to answer a simple question is a manifestation of the inner doubts that dwell deep down inside your psyche.

                It is a very simple question, but you are frightened of the answer.

                If you faith was strong you would answer me, is his book perfect or merely almost perfect?
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                • Sister Christina
                  True Christian™
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                  • Jun 2010
                  • 364

                  #68
                  Re: Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!

                  Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                  You are here to try an prove you to yourself your faith is strong, but your reluctance to answer a simple question is a manifestation of the inner doubts that dwell deep down inside your psyche.
                  That was a lot of babble in one sentence. Good work.


                  It is a very simple question, but you are frightened of the answer.
                  Don't you put words in my mouth.

                  For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;
                  Romans 1:18

                  If you faith was strong you would answer me, is his book perfect or merely almost perfect?
                  My Faith is actually so strong that I do not have to answer you. All I need is the Lord knowing how I feel.
                  "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty." - Revelation 1:8

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                  • Jo Freddie
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                    • Apr 2009
                    • 6339

                    #69
                    Re: Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!

                    Originally posted by DenmarkianLady View Post
                    That was a lot of babble in one sentence. Good work.


                    Don't you put words in my mouth.

                    For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;
                    Romans 1:18

                    My Faith is actually so strong that I do not have to answer you. All I need is the Lord knowing how I feel.
                    A lot of babble to hide your fear, good work.

                    Such a simple question and you will not answer it, outwardly you say your faith is strong, but again your refusal to answer such a simple question is a display of fear.

                    You quote Romans 1:18 at me but how is asking a simple question a failure to adhere to moral principles? I am not putting any words in your mouth, If I said what your answer to the question was then I would be, but I am waiting for you to have the courage of your convictions to answer the question yourself.

                    If you faith was strong you would answer me, is his book perfect or merely almost perfect?
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                    • Sister Christina
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 364

                      #70
                      Re: Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!

                      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                      A lot of babble to hide your fear, good work.

                      Such a simple question and you will not answer it, outwardly you say your faith is strong, but again your refusal to answer such a simple question is a display of fear.

                      You quote Romans 1:18 at me but how is asking a simple question a failure to adhere to moral principles? I am not putting any words in your mouth, If I said what your answer to the question was then I would be, but I am waiting for you to have the courage of your convictions to answer the question yourself.
                      Again you're putting words in my mouth. How many times do I have to tell you that I am not frightened. What is there to be afraid of?

                      I'd say that it takes more courage to not answer your silly questions than to answer them. It would be easy for me to give the answer that I know the True Christians™ want to hear, but instead I want them to see me earn the place in Heaven beside them all, by being a True Christian™ and live by His word.
                      I know the answer in my God-fearing heart and that's enough for both me and Jesus.
                      However, I would share everything on my mind and in my heart with any True Christian™ in here but I just can't find any reason to tell you.

                      Is this really about you getting over your pastarrhea and trying to find Jesus and Salvation®
                      "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty." - Revelation 1:8

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                      • Jo Freddie
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                        • Apr 2009
                        • 6339

                        #71
                        Re: Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!

                        Originally posted by DenmarkianLady View Post
                        Again you're putting words in my mouth. How many times do I have to tell you that I am not frightened. What is there to be afraid of?
                        Then answer the question.
                        I'd say that it takes more courage to not answer your silly questions than to answer them. It would be easy for me to give the answer that I know the True Christians™ want to hear, but instead I want them to see me earn the place in Heaven beside them all, by being a True Christian™ and live by His word.
                        I know the answer in my God-fearing heart and that's enough for both me and Jesus.
                        However, I would share everything on my mind and in my heart with any True Christian™ in here but I just can't find any reason to tell you.

                        Is this really about you getting over your pastarrhea and trying to find Jesus and Salvation®
                        Lot of words to try and convince yourself that you are not scared of the question.

                        Do you have no faith in the word of your god?

                        Hebrews 11:3
                        Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.

                        Should the admins change you name to Peter?

                        Matthew 26:34
                        Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, That this night, before the cock crow, thou shalt deny me thrice.

                        For if you faith was strong you would not deny your god, and that is what you refusal to answer the simple question amounts to, is his book perfect or merely almost perfect?
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                        • Sister Christina
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 364

                          #72
                          Re: Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!

                          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                          Then answer the question.
                          Lot of words to try and convince yourself that you are not scared of the question.
                          Do you have no faith in the word of your god?
                          I have more faith in God than you will ever have in your octopussy made of pasta.

                          Should the admins change you name to Peter?
                          If they feel it would be the right thing to do, although I'd be a bit disappointed by their lack of faith in me.


                          For if you faith was strong you would not deny your god, and that is what you refusal to answer the simple question amounts to, is his book perfect or merely almost perfect?
                          I will never deny my Lord, but I will never obey commands from a heathen either.

                          Then Peter and the other apostles answered and said, We ought to obey God rather than men.
                          Acts 5:29
                          "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty." - Revelation 1:8

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                          • Lisa H
                            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 5070

                            #73
                            Re: Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!

                            Originally posted by DenmarkianLady View Post
                            I have more faith in God than you will ever have in your octopussy made of pasta.

                            If they feel it would be the right thing to do, although I'd be a bit disappointed by their lack of faith in me.


                            I will never deny my Lord, but I will never obey commands from a heathen either.
                            Jo Freddie has been a tad cranky himself. Perhaps he had a meat ball that was rancid
                            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78552

                              #74
                              Re: Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!

                              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                              Then answer the question.

                              blahblahblah...
                              Hey! Stinky pirate! Why are you harassing this foreign lady? She's here because Jesus called her to His favorite forum. She's just trying to worship Jesus properly and get washed in His blood.


                              Why don't you pick on somebody your own size?
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Jo Freddie
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                                Hateful God mocking pirate
                                • Apr 2009
                                • 6339

                                #75
                                Re: Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Hey! Stinky pirate! Why are you harassing this foreign lady? She's here because Jesus called her to His favourite forum. She's just trying to worship Jesus properly and get washed in His blood.


                                Why don't you pick on somebody your own size?
                                In that case Zekie Boy why don't you answer the question as DenmarkianLady seems to think she might get it wrong.

                                Is his book, The King James Version 1611 of the Bible, perfect or merely almost perfect?
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