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What was the first pic, Eliot? That link seems to be broken...
What was the first pic, Eliot? That link seems to be broken...
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works for me. Anybody else having a problem or is the energy dtrink conspiracy trying to shut this thread down?Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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I can view it just fine, unfortunately. Jesus must've cursed the witch's computer.Originally posted by eliot mayfield View PostO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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1) I retract my previous statement. You were right and I was less right.Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
2) Everyone that drinks most beverages are users of caffine.
3) Not everyone can have infinate knowledge.Comment
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1.) Brother Temperance was right and you were a clueless idiot (and still is.)Originally posted by Blind leading the blind View Post
2) Yes, but we don't touch the stuff. And why should we when God gave us good wine to drink?
3) No, I don't think anyone can have "infinate" knowledge actually..
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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God gives me all the energy I need. I suspect the only people that need to take these energy drinks have drained all theirs by having sex outside of marriage and "freaking" out on drugs.Comment
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Hey Bobby-Joe, here's one for you
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I think we should get our team of high-priced joo lawyers on that one. We can't let them besmirch Brother BJ's good name!Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostHey Bobby-Joe, here's one for you :
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Oh, and what wonderful abilities does this give you, Totto-chan?Originally posted by Hitoshi View Postyou guy are need for try "Pocari sweat" (is total delicious Japanese beverage and is give much lucky energy). maybe if you guy are drink pocari sweat you will be able for keep up with my total witty insults instead of alway look like dummy.
You people in Japanistan make Jesus sick.This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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I'm pretty sure that "calpis" is how those heathen slants spell bovine urine.Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View PostOh, and what wonderful abilities does this give you, Totto-chan?
You people in Japanistan make Jesus sick.
Another Godless beverage brought to you by Tojo and his father, satan.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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I get my kicks from drinking in the word of our Lord(tm)! Not from some cocktail of chemicals designed to poison my holy temple into some crazed state of dementia! Once you learn about and accept Jesus(tm) as your saviour, no 'high' could ever match the heights your spirit will soar over Godless scum.Comment
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How about this one?Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
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Oh my GOD, these satanizer-happy-jappy cooldrinks go right through your system and make you want togo pee-pee too often... um ... drink a refreshing American cola instead!
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...Comment
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Sickest thing I ever saw!!!
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That's great! At least you don't need caffine. Caffine can kill ya!Originally posted by Brother Wilfred Ernest View Post
You do know that Coca Cola, Pepsi and other soft drinks are the worst things short of alcohol and poisen that you can put in your body to damage it, right? Even sports drinks are better, but I prefer a Sobe.Originally posted by Sister Noddy View PostOh my GOD, these satanizer-happy-jappy cooldrinks go right through your system and make you want togo pee-pee too often... um ... drink a refreshing American cola instead!Comment
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