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  • #31
    Re: Energy drinks, Satan's urine

    Energy Drinks, FTMFW!!!!!

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    • #32
      Re: Energy drinks, Satan's urine

      Originally posted by Blind leading the blind View Post
      You do know that Coca Cola, Pepsi and other soft drinks are the worst things short of alcohol and poisen that you can put in your body to damage it, right? Even sports drinks are better, but I prefer a Sobe.
      How so?
      Coca cola and such may not be as good as wine, of course.
      It's probably quite ungodly actually - But it can't be worse than energy drinks, especially not those gook ones.

      And I thought you just said coffeine kills?
      Well, there's more of that in an energy drink than in coffee..
      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
      Proverbs 9:12-13

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      • #33
        Re: Energy drinks, Satan's urine

        Originally posted by matt37 View Post
        Energy Drinks, FTMFW!!!!!
        And you..
        Do you have anything useful to say, or should we ban you right now?
        Consider this your first and only warning.
        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
        Proverbs 9:12-13

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        • #34
          Re: Energy drinks, Satan's urine

          Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
          And you..
          Do you have anything useful to say, or should we ban you right now?
          Consider this your first and only warning.

          I like how y'all got these really messed up idea's. Its pretty funny. So your telling me that anyone who drinks energy drinks must be a Satanist? If so, then I guess I am one.

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          • #35
            Re: Energy drinks, Satan's urine

            Look, Matt. Satan is no idiot. He is a highly intelligent nefarious evil doer. He will stoop at nothing to lure people down the path to Hell. He exisists only for this purpose!
            Matthew:
            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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            • #36
              Re: Energy drinks, Satan's urine

              Originally posted by matt37 View Post
              Energy Drinks, FTMFW!!!!!
              You see, this is exactly why we say people shouldn't drink energy drinks. I rest my case.
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • #37
                Re: Energy drinks, Satan's urine

                Wow.......


                Do you have any scientific proof that energy drinks are really Satin's Urine?

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