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  • Meek and Humble
    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
    Biblical Black Belt
    Jr. Pastor
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2008
    • 6197

    #1

    Fact sheet: Basic Info on the Islamic Religion

    -The Islamic religion was founded in ancient times of unknown date, probably around 2000 BC.

    - It was first practiced in the nation of India.

    -Islam was founded by a man named Siddhartha Muhammad, a famed philosopher and civil servant.

    -Islam is followed by over 4 million people all over the world.

    -Islam is the 8th biggest religion on earth

    -The majority of Muslims live in the Middle East, and Europe.

    -Unlike Christianity, there are no denominations or sects in Islam. All of its members have the exact same opinions.

    -The Holy Scripture of Islam is the Qur'an, which contains the writings of the prophet Mahavira.

    -Muslims recite their daily prayers in the original language of the Qur'an, Chinese.

    -Muslims are held together by a tight hierarchy of Imams, who run their local congregations, who in turn are all ruled over by the Islamic Pope, Osama Bin Laden.

    -A Muslim congregation is called a "coven", a group that meets inside buildings called Mosques, where they offer prayers to their God while forming a "magic circle".

    -Muslims worship the God "Allah", the mysterious forces of nature associated primarily with permanent features in the landscape, such as unusual mountains, rocky cliffs, caves, springs, trees and stones.

    -While Muslims believe in one central Allah, they believe he takes the forms of many other deities, called celestial Allahs and allahattvas, which essentially makes it a polytheistic religion. Most Mosques worship a different aspect of the Allah.

    -Muslims believes each human is a temple for the spirit of Allah

    -In Islam, salvation is primarily in this world and consists of liberation from oppression and return to Asia.

    -Islam has no real rules which its members need to follow, except for the Seven Principles listed in Qur'an.

    -Muslims believe in two destinations that await people after they die - hell for the wicked, heaven for the righteous. However, before entering heaven, a soul must undergo cleansing in the intermediary dimension known as "Purgatory".

    -Official symbol of Islam: , a Chinese word meaning moon, where they believe Allah lives.

    -Major Holidays in Islam:

    Ramadam: Islamic New Year
    Yom Kippur: Festival of Breaking the Fast
    Hijra: Festival of Booths
    Hanukkah: Festival of Sacrifice
    Eid al-Fitr: New Year for trees
    Purim: week long; begins 1 Muharram
    Eid al-Adha: Passover
    Shavuot: month long, begins Oct. 16

    -Seven Principles of the Qur'an:
    1. Ancestor Worship (salat)
    2. Prayer (zakat)
    3. Longevity Practices (hajj)
    4. Divination & Astrology (sawm)
    5. Breath control (Mecca)
    6. Alms Tax (Feng Shui)
    7. Confession of faith (shahada)

    Twelve Imams:
    1. Shakyamuni, 2. Vajragarbhapramardin, 3. Ratnarchis, 4. Nageshvararaja, 5. Viresena, 6. Viranandin, 7. Ratnagni, 8. Ratnachandraprabha, 9. Amoghadarshin, 10. Ratnachandra, 11. Vimala, 12. Shuradatta

    Books of the Qur'an
    The Lotus Sutra
    Gosho
    Tripitaka
  • WilliamJenningsBryan
    True Christian™
     
    • Jan 2007
    • 9384

    #2
    Re: Fact sheet: Basic Info on the Islamic Religion

    Thanks Brother Heathen Basher, that looks like a fine introduction to what the mooselimbs believe. I've heard of another practice that they engage in that ostensibly gets them directly to heaven and bypasses a life time of devotion to Allah. It is a shortcut that they call geehaad and is accomplished through the use of explosives. The are known to use a form of magic underwear (no doubt taken from the Mormons) where the explosives are placed, but they have also been known to use shoes, belts, and sometimes place the explosives in their rectum. You definitely don't want to be around them when they practice this sacrament.
    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
    ...and get off my lawn
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    • CyberYahweh
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • Aug 2010
      • 161

      #3
      Re: Fact sheet: Basic Info on the Islamic Religion

      Finally, Islam narrated in a non-gibberish language or accent; by, and for Americans. I feel enlightened, Heathen_Basher - thanks a lot, for your wise words.
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      • WilliamJenningsBryan
        True Christian™
         
        • Jan 2007
        • 9384

        #4
        Re: Fact sheet: Basic Info on the Islamic Religion

        I'm sure I will have some kind of fatwa issued against me for offending 1.4 billion mooselimbs, but have you ever wondered how their women eat wearing those burkas?

        Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
        brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
        ...and get off my lawn
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        • BelieverInGod
          Fourm Member
          Forum Member
          • Feb 2010
          • 9269

          #5
          Re: Fact sheet: Basic Info on the Islamic Religion

          Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
          I'm sure I will have some kind of fatwa issued against me for offending 1.4 billion mooselimbs, but have you ever wondered how their women eat wearing those burkas?

          Well if watching that display doesn't turn a man off, I don't know what will.
          Drama queen

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          • Viggo B. Kristoffersen
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2010
            • 492

            #6
            Re: Fact sheet: Basic Info on the Islamic Religion

            Wonderful thread Mr. Basher, you've made it even easier for me to hate the mooslimes now. And I really hated them before.


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            Praise our faithful Landover Baptist women

            Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

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            • TC Patriot
              AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
              True Christian™
              • Oct 2008
              • 1060

              #7
              Re: Fact sheet: Basic Info on the Islamic Religion

              Mudslime rape little girls when they are not molesting boys.


              Jesus loves Dick



              Cheney/Palin 2012

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              • WilliamJenningsBryan
                True Christian™
                 
                • Jan 2007
                • 9384

                #8
                Re: Fact sheet: Basic Info on the Islamic Religion

                It's a known fact that Mohammed (Piss Be Upon Him), along with most of his followers, were illiterate. In their attempts to deny that Jesus was the Son of God, Jesus struck them with Alzheimer's disease and caused them to forget most of their false Koran. Much of what was then remembered was burned by the mooselimbs themselves.

                How do we know this? It says so in the Koran.


                The Original Burn the Quran Day

                Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                ...and get off my lawn
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