Dear LandoverBaptists,
My name is Dr. Adam Solomon, P.H.D. My professional internet name is CyberYahweh - just as Saul of Tarsus became the Apostle Paul on his trek to Damascus, after seeing the LORD; so too, did I choose this handle when seeing the LORD'S WORK enacted through this irreducibly complex INTERNET FORUM.
By G-d's divine intervention, I've come across your LORD endorsing forum board, as I was casually looking for it, lo and behold(Matthew 7:7). Additionally, I notice that you keep "mixed company" of those BEASTLY, BARBARIC SKEPTICS, on this forum.
Due to a daunting statistic of foolish atheists, who have retreated into this false sanctuary called the internet (invented by that homosexual-enabling liberal, Al Gore, as a place to instigate witchcraft and and dark magic/lore); I've been forced to take my ministries into this blasphemous medium and confront the overwhelming hordes of "Free/Critical Thinkers" and "Skeptics" (Galatians 3:8). Good, John Calvin inspired, Evangelical conservative/theocracy promoting, Jesus flaunting gospel, of course. I'm very wary of Pseudo-Christian apostates, such as: Mormons, Watchtower Group, "Non-Denominational" Christians, Liberal Christians, Catholics, Lutherans, Adventists, Anglicans, Augustinians, Methodists, and any other flaccid, kissy-poo bastardizations of TRUE, SCRIPTURAL CHRISTIANITY!( Proverbs 30:5-6)
It's my objective to roam the internet, and demonstrate the TRUE Revelation of G-d; as when posed against the wrath of G-d, facts, common sense, applied psychology, biology, chemistry, anthropology, geology, dendrochronology, mythological literary analysis, rules of formulaic logic, education statistics, humane morality derived from empathy, ecumenical society, civilization-adaptation throughout history, and skeptical query are as the TOWER OF BABEL, and SODOM & GOMORRAH, under HIS PERFECT AND INFALLIBLE JUDICIAL LAW!
Credentials
-Graduated Prof. in Young Earth Creationism at only AGE 8.
-Ordained a Minister at AGE 11.
-Doctorate of Theology at AGE 18.
-Professor and teacher of Irreducible Complexity.
-Professional evolutionist/humanist/atheist/agnostic quote-miner.
-Exempt from logical fallacy, as the rules of formulaic logic and the applications thereof aren't even referenced in the 1611 KJV ONCE.
Favorite Specific Bible Verse: Genesis 1:1 -- Revelation 22:21.
Favorite Non-Biblical book: I like all of them - the kindling they provide for my stove is simply DIVINE.
My name is Dr. Adam Solomon, P.H.D. My professional internet name is CyberYahweh - just as Saul of Tarsus became the Apostle Paul on his trek to Damascus, after seeing the LORD; so too, did I choose this handle when seeing the LORD'S WORK enacted through this irreducibly complex INTERNET FORUM.
By G-d's divine intervention, I've come across your LORD endorsing forum board, as I was casually looking for it, lo and behold(Matthew 7:7). Additionally, I notice that you keep "mixed company" of those BEASTLY, BARBARIC SKEPTICS, on this forum.
Due to a daunting statistic of foolish atheists, who have retreated into this false sanctuary called the internet (invented by that homosexual-enabling liberal, Al Gore, as a place to instigate witchcraft and and dark magic/lore); I've been forced to take my ministries into this blasphemous medium and confront the overwhelming hordes of "Free/Critical Thinkers" and "Skeptics" (Galatians 3:8). Good, John Calvin inspired, Evangelical conservative/theocracy promoting, Jesus flaunting gospel, of course. I'm very wary of Pseudo-Christian apostates, such as: Mormons, Watchtower Group, "Non-Denominational" Christians, Liberal Christians, Catholics, Lutherans, Adventists, Anglicans, Augustinians, Methodists, and any other flaccid, kissy-poo bastardizations of TRUE, SCRIPTURAL CHRISTIANITY!( Proverbs 30:5-6)
It's my objective to roam the internet, and demonstrate the TRUE Revelation of G-d; as when posed against the wrath of G-d, facts, common sense, applied psychology, biology, chemistry, anthropology, geology, dendrochronology, mythological literary analysis, rules of formulaic logic, education statistics, humane morality derived from empathy, ecumenical society, civilization-adaptation throughout history, and skeptical query are as the TOWER OF BABEL, and SODOM & GOMORRAH, under HIS PERFECT AND INFALLIBLE JUDICIAL LAW!
Credentials
-Graduated Prof. in Young Earth Creationism at only AGE 8.
-Ordained a Minister at AGE 11.
-Doctorate of Theology at AGE 18.
-Professor and teacher of Irreducible Complexity.
-Professional evolutionist/humanist/atheist/agnostic quote-miner.
-Exempt from logical fallacy, as the rules of formulaic logic and the applications thereof aren't even referenced in the 1611 KJV ONCE.
Favorite Specific Bible Verse: Genesis 1:1 -- Revelation 22:21.
Favorite Non-Biblical book: I like all of them - the kindling they provide for my stove is simply DIVINE.
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