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  • A very warm and loving hello, damnable sodomites.

    Dear LandoverBaptists,

    My name is Dr. Adam Solomon, P.H.D. My professional internet name is CyberYahweh - just as Saul of Tarsus became the Apostle Paul on his trek to Damascus, after seeing the LORD; so too, did I choose this handle when seeing the LORD'S WORK enacted through this irreducibly complex INTERNET FORUM.

    By G-d's divine intervention, I've come across your LORD endorsing forum board, as I was casually looking for it, lo and behold(Matthew 7:7). Additionally, I notice that you keep "mixed company" of those BEASTLY, BARBARIC SKEPTICS, on this forum.


    Due to a daunting statistic of foolish atheists, who have retreated into this false sanctuary called the internet (invented by that homosexual-enabling liberal, Al Gore, as a place to instigate witchcraft and and dark magic/lore); I've been forced to take my ministries into this blasphemous medium and confront the overwhelming hordes of "Free/Critical Thinkers" and "Skeptics" (Galatians 3:8). Good, John Calvin inspired, Evangelical conservative/theocracy promoting, Jesus flaunting gospel, of course. I'm very wary of Pseudo-Christian apostates, such as: Mormons, Watchtower Group, "Non-Denominational" Christians, Liberal Christians, Catholics, Lutherans, Adventists, Anglicans, Augustinians, Methodists, and any other flaccid, kissy-poo bastardizations of TRUE, SCRIPTURAL CHRISTIANITY!( Proverbs 30:5-6)

    It's my objective to roam the internet, and demonstrate the TRUE Revelation of G-d; as when posed against the wrath of G-d, facts, common sense, applied psychology, biology, chemistry, anthropology, geology, dendrochronology, mythological literary analysis, rules of formulaic logic, education statistics, humane morality derived from empathy, ecumenical society, civilization-adaptation throughout history, and skeptical query are as the TOWER OF BABEL, and SODOM & GOMORRAH, under HIS PERFECT AND INFALLIBLE JUDICIAL LAW!

    Credentials
    -Graduated Prof. in Young Earth Creationism at only AGE 8.
    -Ordained a Minister at AGE 11.
    -Doctorate of Theology at AGE 18.
    -Professor and teacher of Irreducible Complexity.
    -Professional evolutionist/humanist/atheist/agnostic quote-miner.
    -Exempt from logical fallacy, as the rules of formulaic logic and the applications thereof aren't even referenced in the 1611 KJV ONCE.

    Favorite Specific Bible Verse: Genesis 1:1 -- Revelation 22:21.
    Favorite Non-Biblical book: I like all of them - the kindling they provide for my stove is simply DIVINE.
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    Re: A very warm and loving hello, damnable sodomites.

    @CyberYahweh Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

    Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!
    I Jesus!

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      Re: A very warm and loving hello, damnable sodomites.

      Welcome to our friendly forum!

      Why do you write God without the letter o?
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        Re: A very warm and loving hello, damnable sodomites.

        How many sons have you generated for Jesus?

        What is your worst temptation?

        What is your largest kill?
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          Re: A very warm and loving hello, damnable sodomites.

          @Felicity.

          Debate?! Absolutely not! I'm purely advocating proprietary biblical truth, and all of its implications! A debate would imply that I would actually listen and cognitively respond to the heathens! Don't mistake me for one of them, please!

          Praising the LORD via Gospel, and learning from others who do, is my pure modus operandi.

          @Cranky Old Man

          Oh! An excellent question!

          As we're taught in Deuteronomy 12:3-12:4, when Moses instructed the Jews to destroy all false idols, yet protect their own G(-)d's statutes from such a fate, writing G-d instead of G(-)d, is one of a few ways to prevent others from destroying the name of G(-)d.

          @James Hutchins

          Restraining and fettering my seed not only helps me from the dire risk of spilling G-d's precious essence upon the earth, murderously; it also inexplicably assists in the veracity of my sermon!

          My worst temptation, obviously, is to release said seed!

          My largest kill, of course, was when I attempted to stone my younger sister for the wearing of mixed fibers. Unfortunately, she beat the living... well... she beat the living Jonah out of me. I've had to repent for this failure, for many-a-year.
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            Re: A very warm and loving hello, damnable sodomites.

            Originally posted by CyberYahweh View Post
            Oh! An excellent question!

            As we're taught in Deuteronomy 12:3-12:4, when Moses instructed the Jews to destroy all false idols, yet protect their own G(-)d's statutes from such a fate, writing G-d instead of G(-)d, is one of a few ways to prevent others from destroying the name of G(-)d.
            Deuteronomy 12:3-4 "And ye shall overthrow their altars, and break their pillars, and burn their groves with fire; and ye shall hew down the graven images of their gods, and destroy the names of them out of that place. Ye shall not do so unto the LORD your God."

            That does not mention leaving out parts of His name at all. God (without the -) is mentioned thousands of
            times in the King James Version of the Holy Bible so I fail to see why you want to write it differently.

            It seems to me God is crystal clear about His name: Exodus 3:15 "
            And God said moreover unto Moses, Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, the LORD God of your fathers, the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob, hath sent me unto you: this is my name for ever, and this is my memorial unto all generations.
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            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              Re: A very warm and loving hello, damnable sodomites.

              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
              Deuteronomy 12:3-4 "And ye shall overthrow their altars, and break their pillars, and burn their groves with fire; and ye shall hew down the graven images of their gods, and destroy the names of them out of that place. Ye shall not do so unto the LORD your God."

              That does not mention leaving out parts of His name at all. God (without the -) is mentioned thousands of
              times in the King James Version of the Holy Bible so I fail to see why you want to write it differently.

              It seems to me God is crystal clear about His name: Exodus 3:15 "
              And God said moreover unto Moses, Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, the LORD God of your fathers, the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob, hath sent me unto you: this is my name for ever, and this is my memorial unto all generations.
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              Indeed, it does not! Mistake me not for an apostate, no; my incentive was merely to preserve the purity of HIS implied name and GLORIFY him in such a way that doesn't present HIS name in a way that can be quoted or misconstrued by one with malice of forethought. How better, than to glorify his name as we're taught (Psalm 86:9). G-d can not be spat upon, or defamed; as his given reference can be - therefor making it invulnerable, in its implication.

              And, good sir - why doth thou quote the aforementioned old testament verses in red letter? The only scripture, paraphrased in red ink, is that spoken by the lord Jesus Christ -- certainly not Moses.

              I hope that answers your question, sir.
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                Re: A very warm and loving hello, damnable sodomites.

                Originally posted by CyberYahweh View Post
                And, good sir - why doth thou quote the aforementioned old testament verses in red letter?
                Because what God has to say in His Holy Bible is much more important then what I have to say.

                You mention: Psalm 86:9 "All nations whom thou hast made shall come and worship before thee, O Lord; and shall glorify thy name." Yet you seem to do the exact opposite by removing a letter from His name. Are you here to mock God?
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  Re: A very warm and loving hello, damnable sodomites.

                  Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                  Because what God has to say in His Holy Bible is much more important then what I have to say.

                  You mention: Psalm 86:9 "All nations whom thou hast made shall come and worship before thee, O Lord; and shall glorify thy name." Yet you seem to do the exact opposite by removing a letter from His name. Are you here to mock God?
                  Next he will be saying we should spell it with a small "g".
                  The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                    Re: A very warm and loving hello, damnable sodomites.

                    The color RED in the Christian symbolism, denotes Holy Spirit. It is the color of Pentecost and clearly associated with Jesus Christ, in RED LETTER. Your usage of the color RED, when pertaining to the testimony of MOSES confuses and bewilders me, as does the seeds of discord you sow, kind sir (Proverbs 6:19). I've already explained myself, as honestly as I could; by bolstering HIS written 'name'(in a way that clearly implies WHOM it refers) against defamation and by defending it from vanity of those who would WILLINGLY CONFUSE HIS WRITTEN 'WORD.'

                    @Billy Bob Jenkins
                    Spelling HIS name in anything less than capitalization, on the first letter, is a most blasphemous offense.

                    Rest assured, I'm as serious about G-d as any other Christian on this forum, worth his myrrh.
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                      Re: A very warm and loving hello, damnable sodomites.

                      Originally posted by CyberYahweh View Post
                      The color RED in the Christian symbolism, denotes Holy Spirit. It is the color of Pentecost and clearly associated with Jesus Christ, in RED LETTER. Your usage of the color RED, when pertaining to the testimony of MOSES confuses and bewilders me, as does the seeds of discord you sow, kind sir (Proverbs 6:19). I've already explained myself, as honestly as I could; by bolstering HIS written 'name'(in a way that clearly implies WHOM it refers) against defamation and by defending it from vanity of those who would WILLINGLY CONFUSE HIS WRITTEN 'WORD.'
                      When you spell His Holy Name(c) incorrectly, you are ejaculating in Jesus' eye.

                      @Billy Bob Jenkins
                      Spelling HIS name in anything less than capitalization, on the first letter, is a most blasphemous offense.
                      At least you got that part right.

                      Rest assured, I'm as serious about G-d as any other Christian on this forum, worth his myrrh.
                      Yes, but are you serious about GOD?
                      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                        Re: A very warm and loving hello, damnable sodomites.

                        Such speak of ejaculation only serves to tempt me, in wicked ways. Very similar to another, who's wicked name also thrives to tempt honest Christians. For this, I am wary.

                        And yes... I am serious about HE of WHOM thou speaketh!
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                        • #13
                          Re: A very warm and loving hello, damnable sodomites.

                          Originally posted by CyberYahweh View Post
                          The color RED in the Christian symbolism, denotes Holy Spirit. It is the color of Pentecost and clearly associated with Jesus Christ, in RED LETTER. Your usage of the color RED, when pertaining to the testimony of MOSES confuses and bewilders me, as does the seeds of discord you sow, kind sir (Proverbs 6:19). I've already explained myself, as honestly as I could; by bolstering HIS written 'name'(in a way that clearly implies WHOM it refers) against defamation and by defending it from vanity of those who would WILLINGLY CONFUSE HIS WRITTEN 'WORD.'
                          You keep making up things that are not actually in the Holy Bible. Here we follow only what is in the Holy Bible and nothing else. The way God intended us to do it.

                          2nd Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"

                          2nd Timothy 4:1-2 "I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine."
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            Re: A very warm and loving hello, damnable sodomites.

                            Why are you mocking the Lord with your misspelling of God.
                            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                              Re: A very warm and loving hello, damnable sodomites.

                              If you would forgive my double-post, I didn't specify the reverence I prescribe when I see an opportunity to Glorify HIM. My only, honest, christian assertion is to defend the glory of HIS holy scripture; and I can only see ironic skepticism from my fellow Christians. Isn't that a contradiction of the very essence of Faith and Reverence? Between all of the blaspheming, humanistic thinkers trying to contradict the existence of G-d with tangible evidence, OUTSIDE of the HOLY BIBLE. This, and the lack of publicity that true scripture receives in schools, and government establishments, is what helped fuel my revelation to create my username on this site. Many people have adopted knowledge and skepticism, and sometimes I fear that its lies infect good, honest Christians. If the way I spell G-d challenges your faith in my faith; this is simply an example of deductive logic, taught by the same establishments that claim to use the SAME logic, and reasoning to disprove OUR THEISTIC CLAIMS - is this really the true way that the LORD intended? Using a methodology born of LIES AND DECEIT? Even though you've flaunted the fruit of knowledge in my face(Genesis 3: 6-7), I'm still willing to openly make amends.

                              As I'd said before, my revelation was purely birthed of humility toward vanity, and did not intend upon contradicting the TRUTH of my INDOMITABLE FAITH. Atheists, themselves, fail to understand that one may only find truth in THE HOLY BIBLE, the WAYS of the one true G-d - which is why I endeavor to justify my reverence in whatever way I can. If glorifying HIS name with a reverence that disputes itself in your scripturally interpreted assertion that would label me a heretic, then I will abide by your statutes. BUT REST ASSURED, I shall repent for my vanities, in due process; IN SPITE of your persecution!(Jeremiah 20:11)

                              Yes, I'm as serious about GOD as any other Christian here.

                              Additionally, please forgive my derelict BBCODE transgressions. The mechanisms of this site are evidently irreducibly complex.
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