[Nobar King]

Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

You can just discard those, as God intended.

[SUV]

Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

Hah.

We don't want to hear about the organs you eat. GOD! I could retch.

I forgot you guys don't like the word organic do you?

I bet you don't like hearing about wisdom teeth, or the appendix either do you?

Why do you have to keep on being so Scandalous - and Right in front of our women and Children, too!

[georgetre]

Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

Hah.

We don't want to hear about the organs you eat. GOD! I could retch.

I forgot you guys don't like the word organic do you?

I bet you don't like hearing about wisdom teeth, or the appendix either do you?

[SUV]

Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

Oh my GOD you horrible Homer!

What is so hard about simply Accepting Jesus into your Life? No one's saying you have to smother Him with kisses or anything - just ACCEPT Him! What's so all-fired difficult about that?

[georgetre]

Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

You all really have a gay joke problem.

Not only do your jokes suck, but you should really find something else to talk about.

[SUV]

Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

Good for you, everything I eat is organic.

We don't want to hear about the organs you eat. GOD! I could retch.

So now you've put insult onto the injury by bragging about being a homer! God will get you for that! At least you'd better Hope it's God, as some of our good Pastors are even Angrier than He

[Nobar King]

Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

I worship monkies!!

This guy thinks jesus is a nigra; he's probably one of those homers who learns his religion from ads for gay parties.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

I'm dumbfounded by the amount of ignorance in this community ...

... You probably know someone who is diabetic who relies on insulin, who created that?

Just for your information Georgie porgie, one of my son-in-law Mr Godwin's cousins once had diabetes!

Now he lived far away from us, in another state, and he wasn't a True Christian™ Baptist, he was a namby-pamby sissy false-church pressy-byterian, so we didn't bother to pray for him since we knew he was going to Hell when he died anyway. And sure enough, several years ago he died.

Then we heard he was injecting himself every day with insulin, with a needle just like some drug addict, and we just shook our heads! What good did modern science do for him? No good whatsoever! (of course our no-name cousin is burning in Hell now for all eternity, in the lake of fire at the center of the earth)

We go by the Bible in our household, that's what's good! We don't need to go to heathen-commie doctors! Our faith keeps us from getting sick. I just praise Jesus that my young grandsons are healthy and perfect, have never been sick a day in their lives, and don't need medicines invented by heathenizer scientists!

Why go to doctors who use medical science, when we know from the Bible that all science is of Satan? For it is written ...

1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called ...

GOD has truly blessed our family! Sister Noddy

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

The way I see it, you live in a prison, for people who have been stuffed with the same beliefs as you, still live with your parents.

You don't want to leave, but granted one day you did, you still wouldn't be able to. Your community would shun you, your parents wouldn't support you, all because you fear going to hell.

You can not leave that gated community.

So he can't leave, but if he did the community would expel him? And the secularists claim the Holy Bible contradicts itself!

Your childish attempts at insults prove nothing but your lack of real arguments.

You'd think he could at least come up with his own childish insults instead of stealing them off drug-addled hippies who Jesus sent to hell over a decade ago.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

"How do you know?"
How do I know? hmmm, I could ask you the same damn question. The truth is neither of us do know, but i'm more inclined to believe that he doesn't exist.

If we were wrong (and I'm speaking purely hypothetically here), then we'd be no worse off for believing. But since you're wrong, then you'll have all eternity in hell in which to regret your decision. Is that a gamble you're willing to take? Our Christian love compels us to dissuade you from throwing away eternity just for some false pride in this life.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

How do I know? hmmm, I could ask you the same damn question. The truth is neither of us do know, but i'm more inclined to believe that he doesn't exist.

So if you admit that it comes down to belief, why do you keep acting like you actually know?
Why do you insist on persecuting us?

You obviously do not believe in freedom of speech, nor our right to own opinon, stalinist.

Yeah, cause you guys are really scientific.

If we are or not is irrelevant.
You can't claim to be scientific however, if you cannot give any scientific evidence or basis for your opinons:
Then you're just another loud-mouthed punk with an opinion.

Why is it that people who believe in creationism look really un-evolved? Big forheads, and thick eyebrows....

Your childish attempts at insults prove nothing but your lack of real arugments.

Maybe god didn't create you, but you created god?

I follow God as His Holy Word, the KJV1611 Bible tells us He is.
So I can't have made Him up as I didn't write it, fool.
But God wrote His own Word, and that should go without saying...

Actually I'm not talking out of my ass, there are millions of documents that give information on the earth's geology.

Have they been there then? No, they haven't.
So you still have no proof whatsoever, only a say-so.
You read too much Jules Verne.

I'm more likely to believe them then your hillbilly, no science, "god created me in one day" bullshit.

Don't get your panties in a bunch now, jennifer.
No need to get upset because your false "science" religion has no proof of it's silly beliefs whatsoever.

[Darren Ingram-Myers]

Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

I'm more likely to believe them then your hillbilly, no science, "god created me in one day" bullshit.

Your class bias is shameful. You're as bad as the people in the Landover Baptist Pharisee "church."

[georgetre]

Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

We usually eat natural food here, and we do throw some great BBQ's.

Good for you, everything I eat is organic.


"How do you know?"
How do I know? hmmm, I could ask you the same damn question. The truth is neither of us do know, but i'm more inclined to believe that he doesn't exist.



Please give me your so-called SCIENTIFIC evidence of that.

Yeah, cause you guys are really scientific. Why is it that people who believe in creationism look really un-evolved? Big forheads, and thick eyebrows....



And yeah.. God is the way YOU want Him to be, of course.
Look FOOL: God is God, and He doesn't reform for his CREATIONS!
We reform to Him (or BURN!) not the other way around!

Maybe god didn't create you, but you created god?



And I suppose you've been there too?
If not, then you don't actually know and is only talking out your ass.

Actually I'm not talking out of my ass, there are millions of documents that give information on the earth's geology.

I'm more likely to believe them then your hillbilly, no science, "god created me in one day" bullshit.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

There may be a god, but he is not the god in the way that you see him.

You seem to misunderstand us. We would never dare presume to say that God is whatever we want Him to be. We'll leave that to the Whiskeypalians, Romanists, and other false Christian cultists. God is as His own Word says He is, so if you think we're wrong about God, feel free to get out your King James Bible and show us where we're wrong.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

I'm dumbfounded by the amount of ignorance in this community.

And, no I am not a 'satanist'.

Dear friend, guess what:

Matthew 12:30: He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.

If you are not with Jesus, then you are against Him, and we know who else is against Jesus. So whether or not you admit to it, whether or not you have a membership card from a satanic coven, you're a satanist.

I don't worship the devil, simply because there is no such thing as him.

Prove it. So far, it's just your word against God's Word. Do you seriously expect us to trust you over the Almighty?