[Brother Temperance]

Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

George, fair warning, be careful of what you sign up for when you know not the details. One of my mentors taught me that the hard way.

Yes, but we are Loving Christians, not the kind of pervert trash you associate with. Now stop trying to ruin George's Salvation and get back in your gingerbread house.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

As to the original nature of the post, why does everyone new here assume that the majority of people that post here are "bat shit crazy" ?

Most of them are so blinded by sin, and can't understand God's Love for us, so that they think it's "crazy" to be on fire for the Lord.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Mr NoName]

Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

Nope not gay, a gun owner, a republican voter, and an avid church goer.

As to the name thing I apologize Pastor Billy, I thought Reuben was your last name.

As to the original nature of the post, why does everyone new here assume that the majority of people that post here are "bat shit crazy" ?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

Well so far, all we've established is that you aren't gay. Praise God for that! We still have to get you saved, but you have at least one hurdle out of your way, so you are already ahead of most of the unsaved trash that shows up here.

Please don't call me "Pastor Reuben". Reuben is my middle name. Call my Pastor Billy or just Billy.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Mr NoName]

Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

Couldn't agree more Pastor Reuben. Thats in fact why I own several guns and drive a good american made truck!

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

I just wanted to point out that just because you might drive a truck and own a gun does not make you "bat shit insane." In actuality it would be a statement some what to your defense

Pastor Zeke didn't need any defense from Georgeanne. Only liberal moonbat effeminate men named Nancy don't own guns or drive vehicles other than trucks.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Mr NoName]

Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

well in Georges' original post he said

"Ezekiel, you are bat-shit-insane. I don't know how your life growing up was, but I imagine you had some very conservative parents, who took you to church twice a week. Fed you full of Christian beliefs as a young kid, and the corked it all in there well with a bunch of fear. Not only do you probably own a bunch of guns, but I bet you drive a truck."

and I just wanted to point out that just because you might drive a truck and own a gun does not make you "bat shit insane." In actuality it would be a statement some what to your defense, but since I don't really know you that well I can't come out and say your a good person now can I?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

I just wanted to point out that just because a person owns multiple guns, and happen to drive a truck, does not a bad person make :p It's just a whole lot easier to carry my stuff for work in a truck. Why do you think so many construction workers drive them anyway?

O and the gun thing.....what can I say I like guns?

And exactly how does all that relate to this thread?

[Mr NoName]

Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

I just wanted to point out that just because a person owns multiple guns, and happen to drive a truck, does not a bad person make :p It's just a whole lot easier to carry my stuff for work in a truck. Why do you think so many construction workers drive them anyway?

O and the gun thing.....what can I say I like guns?

[Blind leading the blind]

Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

George, fair warning, be careful of what you sign up for when you know not the details. One of my mentors taught me that the hard way.

[georgetre]

Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

Sure count me in!

[SUV]

Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

You won't like hearing about wisdom teeth if Brother Bobby-Joe has to remove them as part of your salvation. And trust me, he is that dedicated to helping save your immortal soul.

Does Brother Bobby-Joe also perform lobotomies?

Sinners this far gone, they need one

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

What the hell are you talking about?

Are you willing to sign up for Brother Bobby-Joe's special salvation package? Because if not, we can't really discuss the details.

[georgetre]

Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

You won't like hearing about wisdom teeth if Brother Bobby-Joe has to remove them as part of your salvation. And trust me, he is that dedicated to helping save your immortal soul.

What the hell are you talking about?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

I bet you don't like hearing about wisdom teeth, or the appendix either do you?

You won't like hearing about wisdom teeth if Brother Bobby-Joe has to remove them as part of your salvation. And trust me, he is that dedicated to helping save your immortal soul.