[Lisa H]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

Or one of ye salt crusted green Jesus Happy Meals.

So that was;

1 x Jesus Happy Meal
1 x Green Jelly Desert
1 x King James Bible 1611

What drink do you want.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

The is extra and does not come with the Jesus Happy Meal.

Yarr green gilled hammock hogging powder monkey, why in th' name o' Davy Jones would I want one o' yer toys?

Or one of ye salt crusted green Jesus Happy Meals.

[Lisa H]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

Why in th' name o' Davy Jones would I want a false idol like that? Yarr mutinous cargo thieving grease wad.

Not that I agrees wit' it but doth not ye good log say

Or be that some kind o bearded wench?

The is extra and does not come with the Jesus Happy Meal.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

Did you say you a toy Davy Jones on a hammock?
We don't have one of those.

I can give you one of these

Why in th' name o' Davy Jones would I want a false idol like that? Yarr mutinous cargo thieving grease wad.

Not that I agrees wit' it but doth not ye good log say

1 Corinthians 11:14 Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?

Or be that some kind o bearded wench?

[Lisa H]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

Yarr green gilled hammock hogging powder monkey, why in th' name o' Davy Jones would I want one o' yer toys?

Did you say you a toy Davy Jones on a hammock?
We don't have one of those.

I can give you one of these

[Jo Freddie]

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I'm sorry. Were are all out of Happy Meal toys

Yarr green gilled hammock hogging powder monkey, why in th' name o' Davy Jones would I want one o' yer toys?

[Lisa H]

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I'm sorry. Were are all out of Happy Meal toys

[Lisa H]

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No Yarr half perished one eyed lubber.

Strawberry Sundie.

[Jo Freddie]

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Do you want fries with that?

No Yarr half perished one eyed lubber.

[Lisa H]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

Ye thin kie that tharrrGod be a Joke? orrr be ye so worrrrrri'd about yerrr powerrr base bein' plunderrrn away as scallywags learrrn th' trrruth?

We will not be deterrrrrr'd by yerrr attempt at mockerrry o' th' TRUE faith.

We derrrn't hate ye Mr Mannin'

Do you want fries with that?

[Jo Freddie]

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What is that, Piebonics?

Yarr treacherous gull strangling cannibal.

Firstly:
The grand holiday falls on a Sunday this year, and you know what that means: Talk Like a Pirate WEEKEND!

Secondly:
If you are North American and you speak "THE AMERICAN LANGUAGE" you have the Pirates to thank for that.

North American? speak English? Thank a Pirate.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Ye thin kie that tharrrGod be a Joke? orrr be ye so worrrrrri'd about yerrr powerrr base bein' plunderrrn away as scallywags learrrn th' trrruth?

We will not be deterrrrrr'd by yerrr attempt at mockerrry o' th' TRUE faith.

We derrrn't hate ye Mr Mannin'

What is that, Piebonics?

[Jo Freddie]

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Dear retarded Jo Freddie,

So a lot of boys who are too ugly to get girlfriends spend all their free time creating their own satirical version of the Holy Bible? I know religion is nothing but a big joke to you, but those people spending their life on writing "The Loose Canon" make you look like a sane person in comparison. I don't say this often, but those poor boys really need to fill some nice girls with the joy of Jesus, fast. They need real lives instead of spending all there time behind computer screens creating page after page after page of this anti religious dribble. "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good." (Psalm 53:1)

Yours in Christ,

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.

Ye thin kie that tharrrGod be a Joke? orrr be ye so worrrrrri'd about yerrr powerrr base bein' plunderrrn away as scallywags learrrn th' trrruth?

We will not be deterrrrrr'd by yerrr attempt at mockerrry o' th' TRUE faith.

We derrrn't hate ye Mr Mannin'

4:6 Ultimately, all you can do, and indeed all you should do, is put the word out there, accept any who join you, and love any who hate you.

[John Creeser]

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I had lunch today, they were serving meat loaf, and the book was there again. It has a leather binder and a red ribbon. I didn't read it though, some youngsters that work in one of the yards restoring boats were reading it and yelling "Yarrrr!!" and laughing. One asked me if I was a pirate. I was a little indignate as being labeled as such and she explained that I looked like one but without the eye patch. The waitress had a spare eye patch and put it on me and since I do enjoy her company I put up with it.

So I now have an eye patch and a yearning to go read the book. It's just for fun and young lasses keep sidling up to me in recognition so it's not really that bad, right?

Look friend,

You're treading on pretty dangerous ground and would hate to see you go straight to hell. You'd best get your head screwed on straight, burn that damned book if you see it again and ignore Jo Freddy.

Do you have a prayer closet? If not I'll send you some designs I've been working on.

Now, give your head a shake and get back with Jesus!!!

[Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.]

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Dear retarded Jo Freddie,

Read more of the truth that is Pastafaianism, pick up that book again, read The Loose Canon - A Holy Book of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster as you understand more those fellings of dread will subside. With understanding of Our Lord Noodle will come understanding of Life The Universe and Everything.

So a lot of boys who are too ugly to get girlfriends spend all their free time creating their own satirical version of the Holy Bible? I know religion is nothing but a big joke to you, but those people spending their life on writing "The Loose Canon" make you look like a sane person in comparison. I don't say this often, but those poor boys really need to fill some nice girls with the joy of Jesus, fast. They need real lives instead of spending all there time behind computer screens creating page after page after page of this anti religious dribble. "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good." (Psalm 53:1)

Yours in Christ,

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.