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  • Lisa H
    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 5070

    #31
    Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
    Yarr scurvy mast hugging soak.
    I am not going to give you a hug.
    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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    • Jo Freddie
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      • Apr 2009
      • 6339

      #32
      Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

      Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
      I am not going to give you a hug.
      I be praising thee mighty Lord Noodle for that.
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      • Lisa H
        Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 5070

        #33
        Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
        I be praising thee mighty Lord Noodle for that.
        I know that you would be praying for me to give you a hug.

        So you still want the Jesus Happy Meal (Fillet-O-Fish) with the King James Bible and the I love Jesus badge.
        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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        • Jo Freddie
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          • Apr 2009
          • 6339

          #34
          Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

          Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
          I know that you would be praying for me to give you a hug.
          Arrr, in your dreams

          So you still want the Jesus Happy Meal (Fillet-O-Fish) with the King James Bible and the I love Jesus badge.
          You can be putting that lot where the sun do nay shine Lisa, and no I do nay want fries with that.
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          • Lisa H
            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 5070

            #35
            Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
            Arrr, in your dreams


            You can be putting that lot where the sun do nay shine Lisa, and no I do nay want fries with that.
            Ok. Here is your Jesus Happy Meal. Are you sure you don't want fries.

            Sorry we don't deliver to pirate ships.

            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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            • Jo Freddie
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              • Apr 2009
              • 6339

              #36
              Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

              Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
              Ok. Here is your Jesus Happy Meal. Are you sure you don't want fries.

              Sorry we don't deliver to pirate ships.

              Listen yer scurvy wench of a galley slave I do NAY want any o' yer vittles.
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              • Lisa H
                Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 5070

                #37
                Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                Listen yer scurvy wench of a galley slave I do NAY want any o' yer vittles.
                You did not ask for vittles, so I did not give you any. You only asked for a Jesus Fillet-O-Fish Happy Meal.

                Sorry to hear that your crew have scurvy. If you let them out of the boat and fed them other things besides noodles, they would not get scurvy.

                Here are some Bible verses about scurvy.

                Leviticus 21
                16 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
                17 Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.
                18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
                19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
                20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;

                Leviticus 22
                21 And whosoever offereth a sacrifice of peace offerings unto the LORD to accomplish his vow, or a freewill offering in beeves or sheep, it shall be perfect to be accepted; there shall be no blemish therein.
                22 Blind, or broken, or maimed, or having a wen, or scurvy, or scabbed, ye shall not offer these unto the LORD, nor make an offering by fire of them upon the altar unto the LORD.
                Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                • Jo Freddie
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                  • Apr 2009
                  • 6339

                  #38
                  Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

                  Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                  You only asked for a Jesus Fillet-O-Fish Happy Meal.
                  Where, yer half brained excuse for a wench? Just where did I be asking for any of yer vittles?

                  vittles : vit·tles [ vítt'lz ]
                  plural noun
                  Definition: food: food or other provisions
                  Why would I be requiring a casket of yerr revolting vittles wit' a picture of an ugly bearded wench on it?
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                  • Lisa H
                    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 5070

                    #39
                    Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    Where, yer half brained excuse for a wench? Just where did I be asking for any of yer vittles?

                    Why would I be requiring a casket of yerr revolting vittles wit' a picture of an ugly bearded wench on it?
                    That is really hard to understand. Are you wanting to have Birthday Party for all your crew and all of them to have the Jesus Fillet-O-Fish happy meal.

                    If your want a wrench, best go to the tool shop.
                    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                    • Jo Freddie
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                      • Apr 2009
                      • 6339

                      #40
                      Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

                      Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                      That is really hard to understand. Are you wanting to have Birthday Party for all your crew and all of them to have the Jesus Fillet-O-Fish happy meal.

                      If your want a wrench, best go to the tool shop.
                      Lisa have yer seen one o these lyin' about?

                      I think you be missing one.
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                      • Lisa H
                        Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 5070

                        #41
                        Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                        Lisa have yer seen one o these lyin' about?

                        I think you be missing one.
                        That looks like a anti-masturbation glove for you men to wear.
                        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                        • Jo Freddie
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                          • Apr 2009
                          • 6339

                          #42
                          Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

                          Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                          That looks like a anti-masturbation glove for you men to wear.
                          Twas nay glove, it be a Brain*
                          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                          *Brain
                          The portion of the vertebrate central nervous system that is enclosed within the cranium, continuous with the spinal cord, and composed of gray matter and white matter. It is the primary centre for the regulation and control of bodily activities, receiving and interpreting sensory impulses, and transmitting information to the muscles and body organs. It is also the seat of consciousness, thought, memory, and emotion.
                          or
                          *Brain
                          The portion of the vertebrate central nervous system that does not function correctly in Lisa.
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                          • Lisa H
                            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 5070

                            #43
                            Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                            Twas nay glove, it be a Brain*

                            or
                            *Brain
                            No it is a anti-masturbation glove for men
                            Yours


                            other version
                            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                            • Jo Freddie
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                              • Apr 2009
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                              #44
                              Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

                              Originally posted by Before The Mast View Post
                              I had lunch today, they were serving meat loaf, and the book was there again. It has a leather binder and a red ribbon. I didn't read it though, some youngsters that work in one of the yards restoring boats were reading it and yelling "Yarrrr!!" and laughing. One asked me if I was a pirate. I was a little indignate as being labeled as such and she explained that I looked like one but without the eye patch. The waitress had a spare eye patch and put it on me and since I do enjoy her company I put up with it.

                              So I now have an eye patch and a yearning to go read the book. It's just for fun and young lasses keep sidling up to me in recognition so it's not really that bad, right?
                              Ahoy Before The mast, I apologise for the 4 pages o' bilge water floodin' your topic as Lisa displays just how dense she be, have you picked up The Gospel o' the Flyin' Spaghetti Monster again yet? or be you still sufferin' from those feelin's o' dread induced by the ?
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                              • Lisa H
                                Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 5070

                                #45
                                Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

                                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                Ahoy Before The mast, I apologise for the 4 pages o' bilge water floodin' your topic as Lisa displays just how dense she be, have you picked up The Gospel o' the Flyin' Spaghetti Monster again yet? or be you still sufferin' from those feelin's o' dread induced by the ?
                                To scared to admit the truth Jo Freddie.
                                Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                                Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                                Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                                Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                                Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                                Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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