[Lisa H]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

Yarr scurvy mast hugging soak.

I am not going to give you a hug.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

I am not going to give you a hug.

I be praising thee mighty Lord Noodle for that.

[Lisa H]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

I be praising thee mighty Lord Noodle for that.

I know that you would be praying for me to give you a hug.

So you still want the Jesus Happy Meal (Fillet-O-Fish) with the King James Bible and the I love Jesus badge.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

I know that you would be praying for me to give you a hug.

Arrr, in your dreams

So you still want the Jesus Happy Meal (Fillet-O-Fish) with the King James Bible and the I love Jesus badge.

You can be putting that lot where the sun do nay shine Lisa, and no I do nay want fries with that.

[Lisa H]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

Arrr, in your dreams


You can be putting that lot where the sun do nay shine Lisa, and no I do nay want fries with that.

Ok. Here is your Jesus Happy Meal. Are you sure you don't want fries.

Sorry we don't deliver to pirate ships.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

Ok. Here is your Jesus Happy Meal. Are you sure you don't want fries.

Sorry we don't deliver to pirate ships.

Listen yer scurvy wench of a galley slave I do NAY want any o' yer vittles.

[Lisa H]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

Listen yer scurvy wench of a galley slave I do NAY want any o' yer vittles.

You did not ask for vittles, so I did not give you any. You only asked for a Jesus Fillet-O-Fish Happy Meal.

Sorry to hear that your crew have scurvy. If you let them out of the boat and fed them other things besides noodles, they would not get scurvy.

Here are some Bible verses about scurvy.

Leviticus 21
16 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
17 Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.
18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;

Leviticus 22
21 And whosoever offereth a sacrifice of peace offerings unto the LORD to accomplish his vow, or a freewill offering in beeves or sheep, it shall be perfect to be accepted; there shall be no blemish therein.
22 Blind, or broken, or maimed, or having a wen, or scurvy, or scabbed, ye shall not offer these unto the LORD, nor make an offering by fire of them upon the altar unto the LORD.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

You only asked for a Jesus Fillet-O-Fish Happy Meal.

Where, yer half brained excuse for a wench? Just where did I be asking for any of yer vittles?

vittles : vit·tles [ vítt'lz ]
plural noun
Definition: food: food or other provisions

Why would I be requiring a casket of yerr revolting vittles wit' a picture of an ugly bearded wench on it?

[Lisa H]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

Where, yer half brained excuse for a wench? Just where did I be asking for any of yer vittles?

Why would I be requiring a casket of yerr revolting vittles wit' a picture of an ugly bearded wench on it?

That is really hard to understand. Are you wanting to have Birthday Party for all your crew and all of them to have the Jesus Fillet-O-Fish happy meal.

If your want a wrench, best go to the tool shop.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

That is really hard to understand. Are you wanting to have Birthday Party for all your crew and all of them to have the Jesus Fillet-O-Fish happy meal.

If your want a wrench, best go to the tool shop.

Lisa have yer seen one o these lyin' about?

I think you be missing one.

[Lisa H]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

Lisa have yer seen one o these lyin' about?

I think you be missing one.

That looks like a anti-masturbation glove for you men to wear.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

That looks like a anti-masturbation glove for you men to wear.

Twas nay glove, it be a Brain*

*Brain

The portion of the vertebrate central nervous system that is enclosed within the cranium, continuous with the spinal cord, and composed of gray matter and white matter. It is the primary centre for the regulation and control of bodily activities, receiving and interpreting sensory impulses, and transmitting information to the muscles and body organs. It is also the seat of consciousness, thought, memory, and emotion.

or
*Brain

The portion of the vertebrate central nervous system that does not function correctly in Lisa.

[Lisa H]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

Twas nay glove, it be a Brain*

or
*Brain

No it is a anti-masturbation glove for men
Yours


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[Jo Freddie]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

I had lunch today, they were serving meat loaf, and the book was there again. It has a leather binder and a red ribbon. I didn't read it though, some youngsters that work in one of the yards restoring boats were reading it and yelling "Yarrrr!!" and laughing. One asked me if I was a pirate. I was a little indignate as being labeled as such and she explained that I looked like one but without the eye patch. The waitress had a spare eye patch and put it on me and since I do enjoy her company I put up with it.

So I now have an eye patch and a yearning to go read the book. It's just for fun and young lasses keep sidling up to me in recognition so it's not really that bad, right?

Ahoy Before The mast, I apologise for the 4 pages o' bilge water floodin' your topic as Lisa displays just how dense she be, have you picked up The Gospel o' the Flyin' Spaghetti Monster again yet? or be you still sufferin' from those feelin's o' dread induced by the ?

[Lisa H]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

Ahoy Before The mast, I apologise for the 4 pages o' bilge water floodin' your topic as Lisa displays just how dense she be, have you picked up The Gospel o' the Flyin' Spaghetti Monster again yet? or be you still sufferin' from those feelin's o' dread induced by the ?

To scared to admit the truth Jo Freddie.