Help! Strange person moved in nearby!

[Sister Elisa]

Re: Help! Strange person moved in nearby!

Pa and I live near in New York near that dreadful Chinktown. Why do you ask?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Help! Strange person moved in nearby!

About a few days ago a family moved into a house on my street. I was on my way to greet them and bring them some KJV bibles as a welcoming present when the strangest creature caught my eye. The family's female child, at least I think was female, was glaring directly at me from the doorway of the house. She had ungodly short spiky black hair and was wearing some shirt with a satanic sign on it and long black baggy pants.
Does anyone happen to know what kind of ungodly creature I came across?

I think I need to go to my prayer closet now, I'm still incredibly shocked from my encounter.

From the sound of it, you've got a gothtard living up the street. Please read THIS thread on how to spot a goth and get your daddy to dispose of it.

What kind of ghetto do you live in?

[Sister Elisa]

About a few days ago a family moved into a house on my street. I was on my way to greet them and bring them some KJV bibles as a welcoming present when the strangest creature caught my eye. The family's female child, at least I think was female, was glaring directly at me from the doorway of the house. She had ungodly short spiky black hair and was wearing some shirt with a satanic sign on it and long black baggy pants.
Does anyone happen to know what kind of ungodly creature I came across?

I think I need to go to my prayer closet now, I'm still incredibly shocked from my encounter.