Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

[Brother Temperance]

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If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!

Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may
have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure
and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to
participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds
into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek
immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental
guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the
following are applicable to your child:

1-Frequently wears black clothing.
2-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
3-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
4-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols.
5-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
6-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music.
(Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against
the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
7-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically.
8-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible, prayer, church or sports.
9-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
10-Takes drugs.
11-Drinks alcohol.
12-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
13-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God
and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local
mental health center.)
14-Complains of boredom.
15-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
16-Is excessively awake during the night.
17-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
18-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
19-Spends large amounts of time alone.
20-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child
may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
21-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
adult.
22-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders
are but a few examples of this.
23-Misbehaves at school.
24-Misbehaves at home.
25-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of
this.
26-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires
believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and
should be stopped immediately.)
27-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
(Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
28-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing
nature.
29-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.
30-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
31-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
32-Expresses an interest in sex.
33-Masturbates.
34-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
35-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
36-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various
phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
37-Claims to be a goth.

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene
immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it.
If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental
health center.

[eliot mayfield]

If there's a mass shooting at a school, you can be sure a Goth was behind it all! As a teacher I am always on the lookout for Goths and the danger they pose. Thank you for this invaluable information brother!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

My experience with gothtards is that they fall into one of two camps; sallow zit-faced homer boys who want an excuse to wear make up and dress up in their mother's black clothing, and fat zit-faced girls who are ugly as sin and grateful for the attention the homer boys give them. They claim to not worship satan, not sacrifice Christian babies, etc., etc. They are a by-product of liebral parents allowing kids to celebrate Halloween and demonic rock music. The only positive thing about this cult is that they never procreate. Jesus sends them to eternal damnation fairly quickly where they are grilled for satan's breakfast.

[BibleThumpinBlonde]

Take a gander at these unGODLY demon possessed children. They are on a fast train to be sodomized by Satan for all of eternity.

They think they like to self inflict pain...but they have no idea how pianful the real HELL is going to be!

GOD hate's forlorn, melodramatic Gothtards.




(If I looked like this I would want to kiill myself too)


If they were MY children, I would stone them to Death. As JESUS commands us to do.


Distressed, Sister Thumper

[Mrs. Rogers]

Is this creature a 'goth'? I am unsure due to it wearing a rather lively blue.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Originally Posted by Mrs. Rogers

Is this creature a 'goth'? I am unsure due to it wearing a rather lively blue.

That creature could be something even more horrifying than a goth -- a goth wannabee.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Originally Posted by More Saved Than Thou

That creature could be something even more horrifying than a goth -- a goth wannabee.

Hmm ... so there are 'goth wannabees' too? How do they get along with the big goths; are there more similarities than differences, or is it more of a teddy boy vs. beatnik dynamic? It is quite difficult keeping track of teen terrorism these days, what with 'Elvis the Pelvis' and the Beatles wanting to hold everyone's hand - no wonder so many unwedded girls are getting knocked up willy-nilly.

And as for the goths, I suspect this is the reason why MySpace.com is riddled with them - that and their wanting somewhere to blog their dreary, earnest poetry.

[Ixi]

Is this considered goth?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

This topic again, argh....honestly, what have goths ever done to you? Have you ever had any of them FORCE you to read their poetry?? Force you to dress as they do or listen to the same music?

Most of them generally prefer to be left alone, so what's the big deal? Now if they, like you folk, tried to convert people THEN I could see a reason to resent that (hint hint)....although I think some folk here would look charming in goth gear...gothic Mrs Rogers.....gothic Zeke......gothic Pastor Al!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Originally Posted by Ixi

Is this considered goth?

That is considered someone whose friend cannot operate a camera correctly.

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

....although I think some folk here would look charming in goth gear...gothic Mrs Rogers.....gothic Zeke......gothic Pastor Al!

Goodness, but you're easily amused.