Then again, if they did, they wouldn't waste their time being false Christians, now would they?
From the JYT:
It's pretty sad that false Christians tend to know less about religion than Christ-killers, magic-undie-wearers, or even God-hating atheisn'ts — who by definition don't know a thing about religion, or they'd wake up and realize that salvation is through Jesus Christ, not Charles Darwin.
Here is how the God-hating monkey-worshipers are spinning it:
From the JYT:
Basic Religion Test Stumps Many Americans
By LAURIE EVILSTEIN
Americans are by all measures a deeply religious people, but they are also deeply ignorant about religion.
Researchers from the independent Pew Forum on Religion and Public Life phoned more than 3,400 Americans and asked them 32 questions about the Bible, Christianity and other world religions, famous religious figures and the constitutional principles governing religion in public life.
On average, people who took the survey answered half the questions incorrectly, and many flubbed even questions about their own faith.
Those who scored the highest were atheists and agnostics, as well as two religious minorities: Jews and Mormons. The results were the same even after the researchers controlled for factors like age and racial differences.
By LAURIE EVILSTEIN
Americans are by all measures a deeply religious people, but they are also deeply ignorant about religion.
Researchers from the independent Pew Forum on Religion and Public Life phoned more than 3,400 Americans and asked them 32 questions about the Bible, Christianity and other world religions, famous religious figures and the constitutional principles governing religion in public life.
On average, people who took the survey answered half the questions incorrectly, and many flubbed even questions about their own faith.
Those who scored the highest were atheists and agnostics, as well as two religious minorities: Jews and Mormons. The results were the same even after the researchers controlled for factors like age and racial differences.
Here is how the God-hating monkey-worshipers are spinning it:
That finding might surprise some, but not Dave Silverman, president of American Atheists, an advocacy group for nonbelievers that was founded by Madalyn Murray O’Hair.
“I have heard many times that atheists know more about religion than religious people,” Mr. Silverman said while masturbating with a picture of Christine O'Donnell. “Atheism is an effect of that knowledge, not a lack of knowledge. I gave a Bible to my daughter. That’s how you make atheists.”
“I have heard many times that atheists know more about religion than religious people,” Mr. Silverman said while masturbating with a picture of Christine O'Donnell. “Atheism is an effect of that knowledge, not a lack of knowledge. I gave a Bible to my daughter. That’s how you make atheists.”

I bet not one of their calls was placed to Freehold OR to North Salem.

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