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  • trixiephatmon
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    • Dec 2007
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    #91
    Re: Jesus Is A Jew

    Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
    I was home schooled you disgusting, depraved whore! Every True Christian™ should be.

    The only people I answer to are GOD, JESUS, Pastor Zeke (my fiancee) and my elders at Church.

    Why should I do my own thinking when the Bible does it for me. That is what HE intended.

    Stop trying to spread lies and hate on GOD'S Favorite Forum sinner!
    The more I listen to all of you, the more I am convinced that your church is not a church at all, but a cult. You should not have to answer to any human, not even your pastor or the elders at your church, only God and Christ. Also, I find it interesting that one of your church members has said that they are going to heaven because they tithe. Well I tithe, so I should be going to heaven. Oh, but wait, the bible does say that titheing is not the way to heaven, but through Profession of Faith tat Jesus Christ is the One Ture Messiah. Yet I haven't heard anyone of your members throw that bit of info out there.

    Also, Exodus 20:3 says though shalt have no false gods before me.

    Why is it that it seems your church worships the KJV bible. It's the same thing.

    I will be praying for your church, that you all may find true salvation, not salvation through tithing.

    Also, don't know if you knew this or not, but it you don't tithe with a willing and wanting heart, it doesn't matter. How many people at your church do you think grumble every month when it is time to write that tithe check.
    John 8:7 - So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.

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    • Brother Temperance
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      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #92
      Re: Jesus Is A Jew

      Originally posted by trixiephatmon View Post
      Also, I find it interesting that one of your church members has said that they are going to heaven because they tithe.
      Where?
      Well I tithe, so I should be going to heaven. Oh, but wait, the bible does say that titheing is not the way to heaven, but through Profession of Faith tat Jesus Christ is the One Ture Messiah. Yet I haven't heard anyone of your members throw that bit of info out there.
      Yes, the Profession of Faith and doing the Will of the Father. And the Father wants us to tithe.
      Also, Exodus 20:3 says though shalt have no false gods before me.

      Why is it that it seems your church worships the KJV bible. It's the same thing.
      We do not worship the KJV, we just obey God's Word. Do you have a problem with that?
      Also, don't know if you knew this or not, but it you don't tithe with a willing and wanting heart, it doesn't matter. How many people at your church do you think grumble every month when it is time to write that tithe check.
      I dunno, but I manage to tithe with a willing and joyous heart, and if an ex-Joo like me can do it, anyone can!
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • SalvationSeeker
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        • Sep 2006
        • 3892

        #93
        Re: Jesus Is A Jew

        Originally posted by trixiephatmon View Post
        Why is it that it seems your church worships the KJV bible. It's the same thing.
        No. The KJV is but a book containing words which we read and obey:
        It's but a container for words. But the words contained within said book.. Yeah, we do worship them.
        Cause the Holy Bible does say:

        In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
        John 1:1

        So if one TRULY worships God, one will also worship the Word of God.
        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
        Proverbs 9:12-13

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        • see_the_light
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          • Nov 2006
          • 1386

          #94
          Re: Jesus Is A Jew

          Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
          No. The KJV is but a book containing words which we read and obey:
          It's but a container for words. But the words contained within said book.. Yeah, we do worship them.
          Cause the Holy Bible does say:

          In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
          John 1:1

          So if one TRULY worships God, one will also worship the Word of God.
          AMEN!

          The KJV is only a vessel, but marvel at what it holds...

          PRAISE THE LORD!

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          • mikmik
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            • Dec 2007
            • 12

            #95
            Re: Jesus Is A Jew

            trixiephatmon :
            The more I listen to all of you, the more I am convinced that your church is not a church at all, but a cult. You should not have to answer to any human, not even your pastor or the elders at your church, only God and Christ. Also, I find it interesting that one of your church members has said that they are going to heaven because they tithe. Well I tithe, so I should be going to heaven. Oh, but wait, the bible does say that titheing is not the way to heaven, but through Profession of Faith tat Jesus Christ is the One Ture Messiah. Yet I haven't heard anyone of your members throw that bit of info out there.
            You have blasphemed!!! What toungues do you speak??? - "Faith tat Jesus Christ is the One Ture Messiah"

            What is"tet", "Ture"??? I writhe in agony, what messages you deliver, we must know it(them)!


            It seems so few people these days give tithes, offerings, and alms, yet they profess to be walking with God. This applies to people all over the world. By their actions, they deny Him.
            "Put your money where your mouth is" is a righteous saying, for proclaiming love for Our Lord and Saviour without money to back it up is to speak with your mouth only!!!!

            Pray with me, and donate money, for faiths without works(monies) is dead!

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            • Jewsef
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              • Dec 2007
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              #96
              Re: Jesus Is A Jew

              People on this forum call me Jew, only because my roots are in Iran?
              Rom. 16:17: Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
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                • Sep 2006
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                #97
                Re: Jesus Is A Jew

                Originally posted by Jewsef View Post
                People on this forum call me Jew, only because my roots are in Iran?
                No, that's why we call you a terrorist and a liberal. We call you a joo because THAT IS YOUR NAME!

                Plus the hooked nose.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • Jewsef
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                  • Dec 2007
                  • 90

                  #98
                  Re: Jesus Is A Jew

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  No, that's why we call you a terrorist and a liberal. We call you a joo because THAT IS YOUR NAME!

                  Plus the hooked nose.
                  Woman love my big nose.
                  Rom. 16:17: Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them.

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                  • SpoonfulofSugar
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                    • Jan 2008
                    • 11

                    #99
                    Re: Jesus Is A Jew

                    Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                    Jesus was persecuted for his beliefs.
                    Just like you people do to us today.
                    Isn't that what you people do to everyone else?

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                    • Religious_Zealot
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                      • Jan 2008
                      • 4

                      #100
                      Re: Jesus Is A Jew

                      Jesus was a Jew. This is a known fact that has been common sense since his birth. You guys call yourselves Christians? I'm an atheist and I've known that since I was a little kid! Oh, your god must be SO ashamed of his uneducated, gullible redneck children... (if he was real, he would definately be drowning in shame due to the fact that this is the most un-Christian group of hypocrites I've ever seen).

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                      • Dr. Zaius
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                        • Jan 2008
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                        #101
                        Re: Jesus Is A Jew

                        Originally posted by SpoonfulofSugar View Post
                        Isn't that what you people do to everyone else?
                        Nothing has been DONE to anybody. You are judging people by what you read on a private forum. Why is this forum available for others to read again?
                        Ack!

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                        • JennyD
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                          • Dec 2007
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                          #102
                          Re: Jesus Is A Jew

                          Originally posted by JesesIsAJew View Post
                          The bible, which you guys clearly quote as often as possible, states that Jesus was in fact a Jew.

                          Assuming this fact is true(and all of the Bible is true!) didn't Jesus get what he deserved?
                          I'm still waiting for the quote demonstrating that Jesus was a Jew, and not God.

                          Jews worship God and ignore His Son, who is also God.

                          Are you saying that Jesus worshipped Himself?

                          How egotistical do you think He is?
                          Originally posted by JudasReborn View Post
                          If you're so keen on disproving me,
                          then I'll publically admit that I'm an idiot.
                          My religion says that I'm an idiot. My religion
                          is therefore right because you people, who
                          know 'the only true truth', say I'm an
                          idiot, thus agreeing with my religion.
                          Let's see how you deal with this one..
                          Originally posted by JudyReadsPorn View Post
                          You just said my religion is correct.
                          Not mentioning the other part of the post
                          is not equal to denying it's existance. Thus,
                          your post refers to the entire post.

                          So, Thanks!
                          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                          Stop playing with semantics. The Muslims think you're going to Hell, and they're right about that one. The Catholics think that women are inferior, and they're right about that one. It's possible for a set of ideas to be right in some places and wrong in others. You're still an idiot, though. How old are you?
                          In other words, even a stopped clock is right twice a day, Judy.
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                          • morford
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                            • Nov 2007
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                            #103
                            Re: Jesus Is A Jew

                            Jesus’ Race and Nationality
                            A little something to think about, courtesy of Andy (via a local DJ’s web site).

                            There were three good arguments that Jesus was Black:
                            He called everyone “brother”
                            He liked Gospel
                            He couldn’t get a fair trial

                            But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
                            He went into His Father’s business
                            He lived at home until He was 33
                            He was sure His mother was a virgin and His mother was sure He was God

                            But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
                            He talked with His hands
                            He had wine with every meal
                            He used olive oil

                            But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
                            He never cut His hair
                            He walked around barefoot all the time
                            He started a new religion

                            But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
                            He never got married
                            He was always telling stories
                            He loved green pastures

                            But the most compelling evidence of all—three proofs that Jesus was a woman:
                            He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was no food
                            He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it
                            And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do

                            » Posted by ALBj at 11:59 PM (ET)

                            Jesus was just Jesus, the Son of God! Does his race or heritage really have any bearing upon the message he delivered mankind?

                            Truth be told, Jesus would probably have a hard time getting on an airplane today.

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                            • narrowpathy
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                              #104
                              Re: Jesus Is A Jew

                              Jesus is an ex-Jew and an honorary WASP!
                              "Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004

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                              • narrowpathy
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                                #105
                                Re: Jesus Is A Jew

                                Originally posted by narrowpathy View Post
                                Jesus is an ex-Jew and an honorary WASP!
                                Jesus is not an ex-Jew and not an honorary WASP??? Excuse-me!!!
                                "Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004

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