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    • Oct 2007
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    #136
    Re: Jesus Is A Jew

    I don't believe it! Your crappy version of the bible SAYS he is King of the JEWS! HOW can you say that YOURT VERSION of the bible is wrong?
    God IS the Salvation. We are his messengers, NOT his workers. We bring people TO HIM. Don't you people see that I am a retarded?

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    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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      • Dec 2006
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      #137
      Re: Jesus Is A Jew

      Originally posted by Goats View Post
      I don't believe it! Your crappy version of the bible SAYS he is King of the JEWS! HOW can you say that YOURT VERSION of the bible is wrong?
      Elizabeth II is the Queen of the Australiens and the Canuckistanis. Does that make her a drunken criminal Kiwi or a sodomite marrying socialist Canuck? No, she's still a God-hating, mangle-toothed Limey.
      Being King of the Jews doesn't make Jesus a Joo. You atheisn'ts claim to be ruled by "logic". Well, try to use a little for a change.
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      • Atheist and Agnostic
        Unsaved Trash, Darwinista Monkey-worshiper
        • Nov 2008
        • 14

        #138
        Re: Jesus Is A Jew

        Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
        Elizabeth II is the Queen of the Australiens and the Canuckistanis. Does that make her a drunken criminal Kiwi or a sodomite marrying socialist Canuck? No, she's still a God-hating, mangle-toothed Limey.
        Being King of the Jews doesn't make Jesus a Joo. You atheisn'ts claim to be ruled by "logic". Well, try to use a little for a change.

        Wow...brilliant logic
        Especially considering Elizabeth II is not the queen of Australians or Canadians. Australia and Canada have completely separate governments than England.
        Most people seem to assume that atheism and agnosticism are incompatible. This is false. Agnosticism deals with knowledge (or lack thereof). Theism and atheism deal with beliefs. Theism is based on the belief that a god or gods exist. Basic atheism is simply a lack of belief in gods.

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        • Wide-Open
          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
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          • Nov 2007
          • 18449

          #139
          Re: Jesus Is A Jew

          Originally posted by Atheist and Agnostic View Post
          Wow...brilliant logic
          Especially considering Elizabeth II is not the queen of Australians or Canadians. Australia and Canada have completely separate governments than England.
          Friend, can you get at least ONE post right?

          According to your secular Wiki:

          Originally posted by wickedpedia
          In addition to the United Kingdom, Elizabeth II is also Queen of Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Jamaica, Barbados, the Bahamas, Grenada, Papua New Guinea, the Solomon Islands, Tuvalu, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Belize, Antigua and Barbuda, and Saint Kitts and Nevis, in each of which she is represented by a Governor-General. The 16 countries of which she is Queen are known informally and unofficially as Commonwealth realms; their eombined population, including dependencies, is over 129 million, and their total land area makes Elizabeth one of only a few monarchs to reign over parts of every continent on earth. In theory her powers are vast; however, in practice (and in accordance with convention), she rarely intervenes in political matters.
          Try doing some research before spouting off your heathen mouth.
          Psalm 81:10:
          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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          • Nobar King
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            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #140
            Re: Jesus Is A Jew

            Uber pwnage, Brother W-O. You didn't even need to quote the bible to defeat that troll. You OWN that guy, now. Would you be willing to loan him out on occasion? I need some help painting my house.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Wide-Open
              Director of European Evangelical Outreach
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              • Nov 2007
              • 18449

              #141
              Re: Jesus Is A Jew

              I'll be more than happy to share him with you Brother Nobar, but I'm sure he'll argue that paint doesn't exist.

              Jeremiah 4:30
              And when thou art spoiled, what wilt thou do? Though thou clothest thyself with crimson, though thou deckest thee with ornaments of gold, though thou rentest thy face with painting, in vain shalt thou make thyself fair; thy lovers will despise thee, they will seek thy life.
              Psalm 81:10:
              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 9323

                #142
                Re: Jesus Is A Jew

                Why do we have goats posting on this GODLY board? They are of SATAN! Everything they say is BAAAD! SHOO DEMONS!
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                • Micah Boenheffer
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                  • Oct 2008
                  • 62

                  #143
                  Re: Jesus Is A Jew

                  Originally posted by Atheist and Agnostic View Post
                  Wow...brilliant logic
                  Especially considering Elizabeth II is not the queen of Australians or Canadians. Australia and Canada have completely separate governments than England.
                  It was the perfect logic. Here all you have to go on is logic and you don't even have that. All you have are straw men to bow down to.

                  As another example or parallel I bring up George III. George III was a John Bull who was the king of the John Bulls and also the king of the USA.

                  In an interesting diverse parallel the joos in their typical jewpidity got rid of THE KING by murdering him. Thereby removing their KING in order to reject GOD. The USAgot rid of their king in order to accept GOD.

                  There are almost endless historical facts of the same occurences where someone is the king of a nation that is not made up of his own kind.

                  As it was with Jesus.
                  Micah 5:15 - And I will execute vengeance in anger and fury upon the heathen, such as they have not heard.
                  Micah 2:3 - Therefore thus saith the LORD; Behold, against this family do I devise an evil, from which ye shall not remove your necks; neither shall ye go haughtily: for this time [is] evil.

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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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                    • May 2008
                    • 13996

                    #144
                    Re: Jesus Is A Jew

                    Originally posted by Goats View Post
                    I don't believe it! Your crappy version of the bible SAYS he is King of the JEWS! HOW can you say that YOURT VERSION of the bible is wrong?
                    Could you show us where the Bible says "Jesus is King of the Jews"?

                    I can show you where it says that a Roman put a sign on the cross calling him King of the Jews, but there is no place where He Himself claims to be such.
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • Atheist and Agnostic
                      Unsaved Trash, Darwinista Monkey-worshiper
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 14

                      #145
                      Re: Jesus Is A Jew

                      Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                      Try doing some research before spouting off your heathen mouth.

                      She is not queen of those countries, she is queen regnant, not queen. Big difference.
                      Most people seem to assume that atheism and agnosticism are incompatible. This is false. Agnosticism deals with knowledge (or lack thereof). Theism and atheism deal with beliefs. Theism is based on the belief that a god or gods exist. Basic atheism is simply a lack of belief in gods.

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                      • Atheist and Agnostic
                        Unsaved Trash, Darwinista Monkey-worshiper
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 14

                        #146
                        Re: Jesus Is A Jew

                        Originally posted by Micah Boenheffer View Post

                        As another example or parallel I bring up George III. George III was a John Bull who was the king of the John Bulls and also the king of the USA.
                        Hmm, the USA has always been a democracy, which means no royalty...
                        Most people seem to assume that atheism and agnosticism are incompatible. This is false. Agnosticism deals with knowledge (or lack thereof). Theism and atheism deal with beliefs. Theism is based on the belief that a god or gods exist. Basic atheism is simply a lack of belief in gods.

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                        • JennyD
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                          • Dec 2007
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                          #147
                          Re: Jesus Is A Jew

                          Originally posted by Ignorant and Idiotic View Post
                          Hmm, the USA has always been a democracy, which means no royalty...
                          King George III.

                          Before the revolution, moron.
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                          • Wide-Open
                            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
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                            • Nov 2007
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                            #148
                            Re: Jesus Is A Jew

                            Originally posted by Atheist and Agnostic View Post
                            She is not queen of those countries, she is queen regnant, not queen. Big difference.
                            Sure pal, sure.

                            Originally posted by underachiever
                            Especially considering Elizabeth II is not the queen of Australians or Canadians
                            Originally posted by wickedpedantia
                            In addition to the United Kingdom, Elizabeth II is also Queen of Canada, Australia
                            I must have missed where she got pregnant.
                            Psalm 81:10:
                            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                            • Wide-Open
                              Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                              A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                              Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2007
                              • 18449

                              #149
                              Re: Jesus Is A Jew

                              Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                              King George III.

                              Before the revolution, moron.
                              I think we have a winner here Sister.

                              People like this give hellbound atheists a bad name. Unless he's giving agnostics a bad name. Er, wait, I'm confused now.
                              Psalm 81:10:
                              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                              • JennyD
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                                • Dec 2007
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                                #150
                                Re: Jesus Is A Jew

                                Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                                I think we have a winner here Sister.

                                People like this give hellbound atheists a bad name. Unless he's giving agnostics a bad name. Er, wait, I'm confused now.
                                I've got it! He's giving a bad idea to atheists AND agnostics!
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