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  • TheRightWay
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    • Nov 2007
    • 18

    #16
    Re: Is this a joke?

    So you base everything you believe on this darwin character?

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    • SalvationSeeker
      True Christian™ Theologian
      Forum Member
      • Sep 2006
      • 3892

      #17
      Re: Is this a joke?

      Will you stupid children never learn? Every time atheists has come in here to debate us.. It has always ended the same way:
      You run away.. humiliated & utterly defeated.

      And you guys aren't exactly the smartest atheists we had here either..


      And Jenkem huh?
      Well, I guess that actually explains alot, poo-abuser.
      A place where parents can get good Godly advice on how to raise a family: how to properly administer corporal punishment, which movies to avoid, and more!

      But allright then, you can start by telling us what's so 'logical' about evolution...
      (And your say-so isn't enough here, you will have to show how it would be logical by using just that - logic.)
      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
      Proverbs 9:12-13

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      • Professor Ogden
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Oct 2006
        • 22

        #18
        Re: Is this a joke?

        There is NOTHING "logical" about evolution.

        It is simply a madcap theory that got out of hand and is now, thankfully, receding from the public mind.

        The Lord God created man and all his environs...just look about you at the glorious construction that is just a SMALL PART of the earth for you to enjoy and try to tell me it just "happened"???

        How silly. What made you come here anyway?
        Professor Ogden

        With the Holy Bible as your sole authority, you may, with a clear conscience, go into the world and act in ANY manner that will promulgate the Faith and the Name of Christianity

        I am perfectly willing to give my life for my beliefs as well as yours.

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        • Zephaniah
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 110

          #19
          Re: Is this a joke?

          Exactly, even the secularists are beginning to realise how stupid it is.

          Originally posted by Lilith
          just as we believe there's an invisible sky Daddy,watching our every move.
          Did you even bother to read my last post?

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          • Jenkem
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            • Nov 2007
            • 9

            #20
            Re: Is this a joke?

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Of course we've all heard of Charles Darwin. Did you know that he was actually a deranged dope addict, a known communist, and did you know that he wanted to marry his cocker spaniel? Since his crazy theory says that all life originates with pond scum, then his perverted reasoning was that dogs and humans should be allowed to marry. Is that something you'd like to defend?

            Did you also know that Mr. Darwin died screaming that he was all wrong, begging Jesus to forgive him? True story.

            You really ought to read the Holy Bible at least once before rejecting Jesus and condemning yourself to an eternity being analy raped by satan. Think about it.
            You're an idiot.

            Whatever you have heard is not true but ok lets forget about Darwin and talk about science. Care to prove Science wrong? Care to give me proof god exists except for the usual "go outside and look, thats what god made" yap.

            Is it also true that you're racist towards different races? Well im half black half white and find this very offensive (yet another reason not to believe your ideas).

            Science is the way forward. Science has proved that the world is more than 6000 years old. You have absolutely no proof god exists (nor do i) But you choose to live your life believing in something you don't even know exists which i find sad. Not that i care though.....

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            • Jenkem
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              • Nov 2007
              • 9

              #21
              Re: Is this a joke?

              Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
              Will you stupid children never learn? Every time atheists has come in here to debate us.. It has always ended the same way:
              You run away.. humiliated & utterly defeated.

              And you guys aren't exactly the smartest atheists we had here either..


              And Jenkem huh?
              Well, I guess that actually explains alot, poo-abuser.
              A place where parents can get good Godly advice on how to raise a family: how to properly administer corporal punishment, which movies to avoid, and more!

              But allright then, you can start by telling us what's so 'logical' about evolution...
              (And your say-so isn't enough here, you will have to show how it would be logical by using just that - logic.)
              Lol utterly defeated?

              Ill go away utterly defeated if you prove god exists. Did you know that there were people before Jesus Christ that were born, preached, died and was resurrected 3 days later? Oh and this was way before JC time.

              Basically to make a long story short, there were 5 people that apparently did EVERYTHING IN THE SAME WAY as Jesus Christ did through his life (including the 3 kings, star of David etc)

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              • Professor Ogden
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Oct 2006
                • 22

                #22
                Re: Is this a joke?

                Well Jenkem,

                Being half white and half black says it all (or maybe you are part dog?)

                You are essentially a mis-breed and suffer a mental deficiency regarding God and most other subjects of discussion.

                Haven't you noticed the almost constant rejection you suffer in society? This is normal and full acceptance of your ill birth will lessen the pain of your eventual condemnation to hell. God hates nigras that step out of line boy.
                Professor Ogden

                With the Holy Bible as your sole authority, you may, with a clear conscience, go into the world and act in ANY manner that will promulgate the Faith and the Name of Christianity

                I am perfectly willing to give my life for my beliefs as well as yours.

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                • Deaner
                  Christ's Love Messenger
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 5932

                  #23
                  Re: Is this a joke?

                  Originally posted by Jenkem View Post
                  Well im half black half white and find this very offensive (yet another reason not to believe your ideas).

                  Which parent was the dark one? Was your mama one of those black tent-show queens?

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                  • SalvationSeeker
                    True Christian™ Theologian
                    Forum Member
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 3892

                    #24
                    Re: Is this a joke?

                    Originally posted by Jenkem View Post
                    You're an idiot.

                    Whatever you have heard is not true but ok lets forget about Darwin and talk about science. Care to prove Science wrong? Care to give me proof god exists except for the usual "go outside and look, thats what god made" yap.
                    Sigh..
                    Instead of shifting the burden of proof, why don't you for once, prove YOUR theories.
                    For we don't need any proof whatsoever, we have faith!
                    But if you're going to claim that you are somehow better and have 'logic' and 'reason' and what not, why don't you actually use it for once and prove your theories?!

                    Otherwise you have nothing but your own opinions and aren't really in a position to call yourself scientific.
                    (In the true sense of the word, as in for example, 'Creation scientist'.)

                    Is it also true that you're racist towards different races? Well im half black half white and find this very offensive (yet another reason not to believe your ideas).
                    No, we're not racists so it isn't true.
                    And half black eh? Is that why you're a Jenkem abuser?
                    Your African relatives recommended it to you mayhap?

                    Science is the way forward. Science has proved that the world is more than 6000 years old.
                    And how did they do that? Share this 'proof' with us.
                    And it darn well better be irrefutable. (But we both know it won't be, you never have any real proof for your nonsense.)

                    You have absolutely no proof god exists (nor do i) But you choose to live your life believing in something you don't even know exists which i find sad. Not that i care though.....
                    And you have no proof He DOESN'T exist, so your point is what?
                    And if we're wrong, and there is no God, hell or heaven..
                    Then we simply disappear when we die.

                    But if we're right and you're wrong, then you're going to burn in hell for eternity.
                    Making such a bet is quite stupid.. You're gambling with your soul here.
                    If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                    A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                    Proverbs 9:12-13

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                    • SalvationSeeker
                      True Christian™ Theologian
                      Forum Member
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 3892

                      #25
                      Re: Is this a joke?

                      Originally posted by Jenkem View Post
                      Lol utterly defeated?

                      Ill go away utterly defeated if you prove god exists. Did you know that there were people before Jesus Christ that were born, preached, died and was resurrected 3 days later? Oh and this was way before JC time.
                      So your argument now is 'God doesn't exist, but several people has rose from the dead.'??
                      Well, maybe not utterly defeated... yet.. but ateleast you've just proved yourself utterly stupid.
                      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                      Proverbs 9:12-13

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                      • Professor Ogden
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 22

                        #26
                        Re: Is this a joke?

                        Please don't make it easy for him by giving him all those hints for salvation.

                        Even if he were truly repentant I think I would find his company in Heaven to be highly repugnant.
                        Professor Ogden

                        With the Holy Bible as your sole authority, you may, with a clear conscience, go into the world and act in ANY manner that will promulgate the Faith and the Name of Christianity

                        I am perfectly willing to give my life for my beliefs as well as yours.

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                        • Jenkem
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                          • Nov 2007
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                          #27
                          Re: Is this a joke?

                          You guys are so deluded its unbelievable lol. I heard this site is actually of parody so im not taking this that seriously.

                          Do i need to prove anything when science has proven the world is older than 6000 years? I haven't come here to prove anything. I told you what i believe in and you're the ones trying to refute it.

                          So you have faith right? You have faith in eternal life? Please don't give me that bull.

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                          • SalvationSeeker
                            True Christian™ Theologian
                            Forum Member
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 3892

                            #28
                            Re: Is this a joke?

                            Originally posted by Jenkem View Post
                            You guys are so deluded its unbelievable lol. I heard this site is actually of divine revelation so im not taking this that seriously.
                            So you don't believe in God.. But you believe in divine revelations?
                            Try making sense.

                            Do i need to prove anything when science has proven the world is older than 6000 years? I haven't come here to prove anything. I told you what i believe in and you're the ones trying to refute it.
                            I was asking you to show me the proof, if it is indeed proven.
                            Put up or shut up, fool.

                            So you have faith right? You have faith in eternal life? Please don't give me that bull.
                            Why is it bull?
                            Because you, the 'great half-negro Jenkem abuser' says so?
                            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                            Proverbs 9:12-13

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                            • Jenkem
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                              • Nov 2007
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                              #29
                              Re: Is this a joke?

                              Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                              So your argument now is 'God doesn't exist, but several people has rose from the dead.'??
                              Well, maybe not utterly defeated... yet.. but ateleast you've just proved yourself utterly stupid.
                              You'll notice i almost immediately said "apparently after that.

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                              • Jenkem
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                                • Nov 2007
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                                #30
                                Re: Is this a joke?

                                Hahaha i like the way my post was edited immediately after using Word Parade.
                                So it seems what i read on Wikipedia was true. Americans are idiots.

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