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Are you guys actually being serious here? No i do not believe in any god but this site provides many lulz
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Friend, I very rarely joke. Salvation is serious business.Originally posted by Jenkem View Post
If you were in a burning building, would you want the fireman to stop and tell you a funny anecdote before he pulls you from the fire?
No, you'd want to be saved first.
Friend, hell is just like that.
There's no time for comedy when your eternal soul is about to burn.
YIC
VJudges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother. -
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Lol theres no such thing as heaven or hell!!!! Heard of evolution?Originally posted by Brother V View PostComment
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Originally posted by Jenkem View Post
xDD
They've heard of it, they just refuse to believe logic.Comment
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What does evolution have to do with heaven or hell?Originally posted by Jenkem View Post
Yes, I've heard of it. It's routinely debunked every tuesday night at 6 p.m. central time on Creation in the 21st Century, on TBN. (When they aren't doing a praise-a-thon).
YIC
VJudges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.Comment
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So you believe that one day some monkey suddenly had a human for a baby and that's how we started? And you call us Christians strange. All you atheists are about is getting drunk, looking at porn on the internet and making fun of people. Prove to me there is no heaven.Originally posted by Jenkem View Post
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Amen brother. Even the world's top atheist Richard Dawkins said he can't 100% say that there is no god.Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
YIC
VJudges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.Comment
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Oh dear, here we go again. Atheist Vs Christian. It'll go on for Centuries this will. Ah well... i'm gonna go get some popcorn!
um... have to change my signature... can't think of anything to put... oh well...Comment
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Atheists are so BLIND. It's perfectly obvious there's an invisible man in the sky watching our every move! That man is the LORD our God! Get to praising him right now or burn like the faggot you are in hell, sinner!Comment
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Ever heard of Charles Darwin? Well i believe his theory
And yes you could call me athiest and i do like to watch porn, get drunk etc but if god made EVERYTHING then doesn't that mean he made alcohol? Oh and Science is what i truly believe inComment
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Originally posted by Zephaniah View Post
BWAHHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAAA!!!!
You have a funny sense of sarcasm there, Brother Dipsh*t
Mod Note: Please do not use profanity on this forum.Comment
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Here, have some popcorn, my treat!Originally posted by bluefire View Post
Oh dear, here we go again. Atheist Vs Christian. It'll go on for Centuries this will. Ah well ... i'm gonna go get some popcorn!
(except your name probably isn't Jerry ... teehee!) 
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...Comment
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Of course we've all heard of Charles Darwin. Did you know that he was actually a deranged dope addict, a known communist, and did you know that he wanted to marry his cocker spaniel? Since his crazy theory says that all life originates with pond scum, then his perverted reasoning was that dogs and humans should be allowed to marry. Is that something you'd like to defend?Originally posted by Jenkem View Post
Did you also know that Mr. Darwin died screaming that he was all wrong, begging Jesus to forgive him? True story.
You really ought to read the Holy Bible at least once before rejecting Jesus and condemning yourself to an eternity being analy raped by satan. Think about it.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
And we believe every word of that Zeke....just as we believe there's an invisible sky Daddy,watching our every move.
In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.Comment
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Silence, harlot!Originally posted by lilith View PostAnd we believe every word of that Zeke....just as we believe there's an invisible sky Daddy,watching our every move.
Just because our beloved Pastor Pistle is away on a spiritual retreat, leading a bevy of nubile young Tahitian girls deep in prayer, it doesn't mean that you are safe from banishment! Don't test me!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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