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  • Satan's little boy
    Foul Sinner on Moderation
    • Nov 2007
    • 17

    #1

    Christianity

    Christianity? What will these crazy people think of next? A book you say? Tsk tsk tsk. A movie you say? Tsk tsk tsk. Could you explain to me what the purpose of Christianity is? I have yet to fully understand this. You call other religions fake because they are not like your own, but when someone calls your religion fake, you attack them relentlessly like the douche bags that you are. Now could you tell me how that makes sense? IT DOESN'T! I wish you people would take your heads out of your own ass and open up to the world and the people in it so we can all begin getting along with one another in a peaceful way and not have to deal with all of these pointless wars that are held in the name of god? The belief that there is a god is what's wrong with the world. It's a bubble that keeps out other cultures and beliefs which is why we have wars and racism. Do yourselves a favor and stop believing in this THING called God and his so called "son" Jesus. The only Jesus that I believe exists is the Mexican guy that lives down the street from me.
  • Trans Jenny
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Nov 2007
    • 11

    #2
    Re: Christianity

    Originally posted by Satan's little boy View Post
    Christianity? What will these crazy people think of next? A book you say? Tsk tsk tsk. A movie you say? Tsk tsk tsk. Could you explain to me what the purpose of Christianity is? I have yet to fully understand this. You call other religions fake because they are not like your own, but when someone calls your religion fake, you attack them relentlessly like the douche bags that you are. Now could you tell me how that makes sense? IT DOESN'T! I wish you people would take your heads out of your own ass and open up to the world and the people in it so we can all begin getting along with one another in a peaceful way and not have to deal with all of these pointless wars that are held in the name of god? The belief that there is a god is what's wrong with the world. It's a bubble that keeps out other cultures and beliefs which is why we have wars and racism. Do yourselves a favor and stop believing in this THING called God and his so called "son" Jesus. The only Jesus that I believe exists is the Mexican guy that lives down the street from me.
    I am in fact, a Christian. But you are 100% right, there are so many religions out there, and the people on this site say, "AT LEAST WE HAVE A BOOK!" xD now thats comedy. there are millions of books dating from times back in these ages, and some, not making any more sense than a cat wearing a baseball helmet in the middle of winter. but do people look at it like its a religion? Buddhists have just as much a right to believe in Buddha as yuo do to believe in God. Stop being such inconsiderate ass wipes, and look at what you people have made of yourselves....COMPLETE MORONS!

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Christianity

      Well thank you two demons for coming to our Godly forum and spewing your childish hatred. Your persecution proves that we are right.

      I strongly advise you to read THIS before you flame us.

      Jesus always wins. You can throw all the queer hissy fits you like, but Jesus always wins.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Satan's little boy
        Foul Sinner on Moderation
        • Nov 2007
        • 17

        #4
        Re: Christianity

        If Jesus always wins, then why'd he get crucified?

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        • Satan's little boy
          Foul Sinner on Moderation
          • Nov 2007
          • 17

          #5
          Re: Christianity

          And also, that's too much reading for me.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: Christianity

            Originally posted by Satan's little boy View Post
            If Jesus always wins, then why'd he get crucified?
            Jesus died (temporarily) to save us.

            He died for those that BELIEVE.

            For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, THAT WHOSOEVER BELIEVETH IN HIM SHOULD NOT PERISH, but have everlasting life.
            John 3:16


            Everyone doesn't believe in Jesus, thus they will perish. That means you, fag.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Satan's little boy
              Foul Sinner on Moderation
              • Nov 2007
              • 17

              #7
              Re: Christianity

              You can't die temporarily. Once you die, that's it. Game over. Unless it's the zombie apocalypse, no one is coming back from the dead.

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              • Satan's little boy
                Foul Sinner on Moderation
                • Nov 2007
                • 17

                #8
                Re: Christianity

                Get your facts straight. Everyone dies whether they believe in god or not. It's how life goes. You live, you die. There are no other factors.

                And also, I don't know where you get your facts from, but I can assure you that I'm not a cigarette.

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                • SalvationSeeker
                  True Christian™ Theologian
                  Forum Member
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 3892

                  #9
                  Re: Christianity

                  Originally posted by Satan's little boy View Post
                  You can't die temporarily. Once you die, that's it. Game over. Unless it's the zombie apocalypse, no one is coming back from the dead.
                  Originally posted by Satan's little boy View Post
                  Get your facts straight. Everyone dies whether they believe in god or not. It's how life goes. You live, you die. There are no other factors.
                  Know this for a fact? No, you don't. You're just mouthing off like any other stupid satanist.

                  And also, I don't know where you get your facts from, but I can assure you that I'm not a cigarette.
                  Nobody said you were, you stupid brit faggot.
                  If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                  A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                  Proverbs 9:12-13

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                  • Viking
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 69

                    #10
                    Re: Christianity

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Jesus died (temporarily) to save us.

                    He died for those that BELIEVE.

                    For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, THAT WHOSOEVER BELIEVETH IN HIM SHOULD NOT PERISH, but have everlasting life.
                    John 3:16


                    Everyone doesn't believe in Jesus, thus they will perish. That means you, fag.
                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Well thank you two demons for coming to our Godly forum and spewing your childish hatred. Your persecution proves that we are right.

                    I strongly advise you to read THIS before you flame us.

                    Jesus always wins. You can throw all the queer hissy fits you like, but Jesus always wins.
                    well, he died, not temporarily, but forever, in case i see him, i will regret from this post, at the moment you christians havent convinced me of it.

                    i read the begining of it (the link), and its the bullsh*t i hear from every damn christian fundamentalist, youre all the same, youre no special.


                    to be honest, i think id rather be demon than human , it would be pretty fun, you know, pissing off this greedy god of lies, then coming and scare the hell out of the unworthy humans...fun, aint it?

                    moreover, christianity is a weak religion, and if it's mythology were true, than satan sureley would have taken over this world and heaven aswell quite some time ago.
                    Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 12-06-2007, 04:27 AM. Reason: profanity edited

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                    • Sanctus
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 12

                      #11
                      Re: Christianity

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Your persecution proves that we are right.
                      While I disagree with the original poster, I have one question to ask you.

                      How does persecution prove anything right?

                      On this site, you persecute those who do not follow God's ways, in an attempt to convert them. So does that make them right? They are being persecuted, if for noble reasons.

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                      • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                        Senior Pastor
                        VP of Evangelical Outreach
                        On FIRE for Jesus
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 5812

                        #12
                        Re: Christianity

                        Originally posted by Sanctus View Post
                        While I disagree with the original poster, I have one question to ask you.

                        How does persecution prove anything right?
                        Jesus prophesied that His followers would be persecuted for preaching the gospel. Whenever we are persecuted, it proves Jesus right. The fact that we are being persecuted so much lately also shows that the end times are near.

                        Luke 21
                        8 And he said, Take heed that ye be not deceived: for many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and the time draweth near: go ye not therefore after them.
                        9 But when ye shall hear of wars and commotions, be not terrified: for these things must first come to pass; but the end is not by and by.
                        10 Then said he unto them, Nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom:
                        11 And great earthquakes shall be in divers places, and famines, and pestilences; and fearful sights and great signs shall there be from heaven.
                        12 But before all these, they shall lay their hands on you, and persecute you, delivering you up to the synagogues, and into prisons, being brought before kings and rulers for my name's sake.

                        Pastor Billy-Reuben
                        Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

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                        • brother damion
                          Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 11

                          #13
                          Re: Christianity

                          Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
                          Jesus prophesied that His followers would be persecuted for preaching the gospel. Whenever we are persecuted, it proves Jesus right. The fact that we are being persecuted so much lately also shows that the end times are near.

                          Luke 21
                          8 And he said, Take heed that ye be not deceived: for many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and the time draweth near: go ye not therefore after them.
                          9 But when ye shall hear of wars and commotions, be not terrified: for these things must first come to pass; but the end is not by and by.
                          10 Then said he unto them, Nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom:
                          11 And great earthquakes shall be in divers places, and famines, and pestilences; and fearful sights and great signs shall there be from heaven.
                          12 But before all these, they shall lay their hands on you, and persecute you, delivering you up to the synagogues, and into prisons, being brought before kings and rulers for my name's sake.

                          Pastor Billy-Reuben
                          well...not really first of all, nobody has died temporarily. ive never seen anybody get up after being dead for awhile...not even teri schavio. she was brought back to live after being announced dead...and then she died again. not to mention she was a vegetable who just stared at a balloon all day. so yeah, jesus died...and didnt come back to life, because its impossible. if you can prove me otherwise without resorting to the bible, go right ahead. secondly, just to bring this point up, mary was a virgin and had baby jesus....last time i checked, it requires semen to enter a womans egg to make a fetus and then it turns into a baby (science has shown us this). so yeah, its impossible for mary to have a baby without getting it on. so if jesus was born to mary, then it proves scientifically that he didnt get placed in there magically by an angel, but he was concieved sexually. just because i cant disprove all this talk about the bible saying jesus is the son of god...lets emphasize off of that. what if i were to say a flying spaghetti monster were real, would you still believe that exists just because it cant be disproven? if it were in your bible, it seems you would.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #14
                            Re: Christianity

                            Originally posted by Sanctus View Post
                            While I disagree with the original poster, I have one question to ask you.

                            How does persecution prove anything right?

                            On this site, you persecute those who do not follow God's ways, in an attempt to convert them. So does that make them right? They are being persecuted, if for noble reasons.
                            Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                            5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                            5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Andrew Barrick
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 93

                              #15
                              Re: Christianity

                              Originally posted by Satan's little boy View Post
                              You can't die temporarily. Once you die, that's it. Game over. ...
                              Who are you to tell Jesus what He can and can't do? He's Jesus! He does what He wants whether you like it or not! Get thee hence, demon!

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