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  • JOO Hanukkia CONSPIRACY

    They're back....

    MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON THEM!

    First they try to kill OUR SAVIOUR JESUS CHRIST, now the world...


    ... found that every candle that burns completely produces 15 grams of carbon dioxide. If an estimated one million Israeli households light for eight days, they said, it would do significant damage to the atmosphere


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    Re: JOO Hanukkia CONSPIRACY

    That is a little extreme. I think my next door neighbor's fireplace (which burns almost continuously) makes more pollution than ALL the Channukah candles ever lit. But I don't hear anyone complaining about x-mas day fireplaces and all the pollution from people burning wrapping paper and plastic ribbons on THAT day.

    The commie demon environmentalists want you to stop doing ANYTHING and live like a rock. They don't care which religion you are, they want to get in the way of you living your life.

    Next it'll be the detrimental effects of hindoos burning incense, or the frankincense that the Catholics burn in those little brass testes that they swing around.

    If the environmentalists really want to help the world, they should give themselves an abortion to lower their carbon footprint.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #3
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      This just shows the environMENTALIST's warped priorities. They're fine with Jews eating Christian babies on Passover, but they quiver with fury when some Joos light some candles. They'd probably complain that just setting a million Israelis on fire gave off unacceptable levels of "carbon dioxide" as well.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • #4
        Re: JOO Hanukkia CONSPIRACY

        Leave it to the joos to fall for this "Global Warming" nonsense.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #5
          Re: JOO Hanukkia CONSPIRACY

          Well, I've given the matter some thought, and I've decided to do the loving Christian thing and buy Chanukah presents for all my hellbound Joo relatives after all.

          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • #6
            Re: JOO Hanukkia CONSPIRACY

            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
            Well, I've given the matter some thought, and I've decided to do the loving Christian thing and buy Chanukah presents for all my hellbound Joo relatives after all.

            AMEN, it is the perfect gift...

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            • #7
              Re: JOO Hanukkia CONSPIRACY

              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
              This just shows the environMENTALIST's warped priorities. They're fine with Jews eating Christian babies on Passover, but they quiver with fury when some Joos light some candles. They'd probably complain that just setting a million Israelis on fire gave off unacceptable levels of "carbon dioxide" as well.
              What the fuck?! You know this is bullshit! Jews are not cannibals, [filth deleted].
              Perhaps you Nazi Christians eat Jewish babies on Easter? May your kind be impaled.
              Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 12-12-2007, 05:47 PM.
              Even now, a Wolf moves among the Sheep.

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              • #8
                Re: JOO Hanukkia CONSPIRACY

                Originally posted by Child of Odin View Post
                What the piffle?! You know this is bullshit! Jews are not cannibals, dipshit.
                Perhaps you Nazi Christians eat Jewish babies on Easter? May your kind be impaled.

                Our good brother cannot lie and is most definitely not that thing you call him.

                And in this forum you will find TRUE CHRISTIANS (and some like me that still thread the path and hope that JESUS may grant us HIS GRACE). Nazi "christians" do eat babies on easter (and choirboys, and on other days as well) you may find them here.

                [/url] http://www.vatican.va/ [/url]

                Accepting that you erred on the site I see that the last remark was intended as a "good luck" that Ass-thrusters use with cat-a-licks! (but that hommer solidarity makes me sick)

                PRAISE THE LORD!

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                • #9
                  Re: JOO Hanukkia CONSPIRACY

                  Originally posted by see_the_light View Post
                  Our good brother cannot lie and is most definitely not that thing you call him.

                  And in this forum you will find TRUE CHRISTIANS (and some like me that still thread the path and hope that JESUS may grant us HIS GRACE). Nazi "christians" do eat babies on easter (and choirboys, and on other days as well) you may find them here.

                  [/url] http://www.vatican.va/ [/url]

                  Accepting that you erred on the site I see that the last remark was intended as a "good luck" that Ass-thrusters use with cat-a-licks! (but that hommer solidarity makes me sick)

                  PRAISE THE LORD!
                  You are an atisemitic prick. That makes you Nazi. Period. If thou hast so misinterpreted my words, thou art surley inbred, white supremist child of a dead god. Oh thine brother/lover can indeed lie, as he has already proven by his words toward the Jews. Jesus was a Jew, so surely his dead shade hates thine worm infected entrails.
                  Even now, a Wolf moves among the Sheep.

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                  • #10
                    Re: JOO Hanukkia CONSPIRACY

                    Originally posted by Child of Odin View Post
                    You are an atisemitic prick. That makes you Nazi. Period. If thou hast so misinterpreted my words, thou art surley inbred, white supremist child of a dead god. Oh thine brother/lover can indeed lie, as he has already proven by his words toward the Jews. Jesus was a Jew, so surely his dead shade hates thine worm infected entrails.
                    I have no idea what you wrote there. I'm not sure what an atisemitic is, it sounds like some sort of gun though. Then after that, you just petered off into homer Goth speak. Do you speak English son?

                    And in your precious little signature, it says, "Even now, a Wolf moves among the Sheep."

                    That really made me laugh! So you think you're a wolf...nay, thou be a Wolf with a capital letter! You heathens really make me laugh with some of the crazy things you believe!
                    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                    in 2016

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                    • #11
                      Re: JOO Hanukkia CONSPIRACY

                      I am posting a fresh image typical of Brighton Beach at this season -- the beachhead of Joo Bolshevism in what was formerly the blond Jesus' America.
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                      • #12
                        Re: JOO Hanukkia CONSPIRACY

                        Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                        I have no idea what you wrote there. I'm not sure what an atisemitic is, it sounds like some sort of gun though. Then after that, you just petered off into homer Goth speak. Do you speak English son?

                        And in your precious little signature, it says, "Even now, a Wolf moves among the Sheep."

                        That really made me laugh! So you think you're a wolf...nay, thou be a Wolf with a capital letter! You heathens really make me laugh with some of the crazy things you believe!
                        Typo. "Antisemetic". If thou canst not comprehend my words, thou art surley illiterate. I am speaking in the same tongue as thy precious King James Bible. Art thou saying that thy God speaketh like a homosexual? If not, thou hast not read thy Bible by which thou claimst to judge others.
                        The Wolf is a reference to Odin among the Christian sheep, be more careful about revealing thy lack of knowledge. Understand what thou criticizest before thou dost so.
                        Even now, a Wolf moves among the Sheep.

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                        • #13
                          Re: JOO Hanukkia CONSPIRACY

                          Originally posted by Child of Odin View Post
                          What the piffle?! You know this is bullshit! Jews are not cannibals, dipshit.
                          Perhaps you Nazi Christians eat Jewish babies on Easter? May your kind be impaled.
                          Ok, maybe I exaggerated a little. It's called dramatic license. They don't eat Christian babies, they just use their blood for making matzoh with. There. Happy now?
                          Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                          And in your precious little signature, it says, "Even now, a Wolf moves among the Sheep."

                          That really made me laugh! So you think you're a wolf...nay, thou be a Wolf with a capital letter! You heathens really make me laugh with some of the crazy things you believe!
                          Psssstt...I think we're dealing with a furry here.
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • #14
                            Re: JOO Hanukkia CONSPIRACY

                            Originally posted by Child of Odin View Post
                            You are an atisemitic prick. That makes you Nazi. Period. If thou hast so misinterpreted my words, thou art surley inbred, white supremist child of a dead god. Oh thine brother/lover can indeed lie, as he has already proven by his words toward the Jews. Jesus was a Jew, so surely his dead shade hates thine worm infected entrails.

                            First of all, and one of the few things I understood from your rambling, there is a long tradition of JOO disgust, long before nazis came alone (joos have done plenty of bad things over the ages and constinuously arrange to have huge "fan clubs")

                            I haven't quite understood that confusion in the middle, but it must be something like the sex life of your so-called gods of ass-thru error.

                            And please, that "JESUS was joo" error has a thread by itself, feel free to use it.

                            PRAISE THE LORD!

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                            • #15
                              Re: JOO Hanukkia CONSPIRACY

                              Originally posted by Child of Odin View Post
                              If thou canst not comprehend my words, thou art surley illiterate.
                              Art Surley? Never heard of him. Is he one of your Goth Rocker idols? Your homer boyfriend that you sodomize while dressed like furry animals? The cute boy in your gym class you can't stop looking at in the locker room? Please give us a biography of this Art Surley character you speak so highly of.
                              Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                              in 2016

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