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Steve Martin sings about how "Atheists Don't Have No Songs". Worst of all? The crowd gave him a standing ovation!
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Re: Steve Martin joins atheist sympathizers with song
Which one is Steve Martin, and who is he?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Steve Martin joins atheist sympathizers with song
Amen! Did you ever see that "comedy" The Jerk? I don't know what's so funny about it. A white guy who thinks he's a negro? A buffoon who gets rich over a stupid invention? Nothing funny about it. I dare anyone to try and laugh just once watching this clip...Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
It's just Steve Martin working a boring gas station job and getting shot at by a sniper.
Then again, it would've been pretty funny if the sniper put a bullet in Steve Martin's head and ended his career right there. That would be funny.Comment
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I've seen The Jerk several times. I've never understood why people think that it's funny. Steve Martin basically makes fun of everybody, even retards. What's funny about that?
It's just a bunch of retard jokes. Who cares if he can play the banjo? Even the kid in Deliverance can play the banjo.Comment
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So you intend to keep watching it over and over until you finnaly get why it is funny?Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.
- Ecclesiastes xii.7Comment
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It seems like his song should be named, "God Didn't Give Atheists Any Music", because that is the truth.
Beautiful music is a gift from God to Christians only. Every Sunday, the music at Landover Baptist Church is something atheists can only hear with envy.
They can't have it.Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.Comment
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Music is a gift from God; athiests reject God, so they do not deserve the joy of song.
Do you intend to keep angering God by spreading your legs for random guys?Originally posted by Dutch Girl View PostSo you intend to keep watching it over and over until you finnaly get why it is funny?GOD HATE FAGS
Athiesm is a form of mental illness that should be treated immediately.Comment
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There are way more ways to have sex than spreading your legs.Originally posted by SheepOfGod View Post
Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.
- Ecclesiastes xii.7Comment
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I'm sure you've tried them all.Originally posted by Butch Girl View PostThere are way more ways to have sex than spreading your legs.Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!Comment
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I bet your parents must be proud of the big slut you've turned into. Please note I am not being sarcastic; I'm sure they actualy are proud concidering the fact parents encourage that kind of behavior in the socialist nation of holland.Originally posted by Dutch Girl View PostThere are way more ways to have sex than spreading your legs.GOD HATE FAGS
Athiesm is a form of mental illness that should be treated immediately.Comment
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Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.
- Ecclesiastes xii.7Comment
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Your definition of fun is going to send you to hell. I beg you to reconcider leaving your life of sex and drugs; I dont mean to come off as a jerk but seriously have something wrong with you. Do you not believe in the Lord, do you not care, or do you actualy want to burn in a lake of fire? I can't see how I will be able to get it through your thick skull.
It just a matter of time befor your selling your body and stealing to support your marijuana and mdma habit. I know you hollanders are obsessed with that stuff.GOD HATE FAGS
Athiesm is a form of mental illness that should be treated immediately.Comment
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Glad everyone here has been promoted to God and jury. Did you check... Steve Martin has been saved in the past 10 years or so. He has given up state performance as a comedian in favor of writing and music. He lives quietly and away from gossipers like you all, who claim to be Christians, in Brevard, NC. I don't get whats wrong with the song... Please act more like Christians, and less like God and jury and accusers in the future. You know nothing about this man, nor his faith in God. Glad God gets to judge him.. and he probably will receive, more' than you do. And I am a Christian myself, if you feel prone to attack me. God is love and acceptance,read the Bible!!Comment
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And you didn't support a single one of your assertions with relevant Scripture.Originally posted by DHembree3 View Post
Color me shocked.
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