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  • Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    This question has been answered ad infinitum. God hates you because you arrogantly reject His plan of Salvation.

    Plus you dress like zombies.

    It isn't what we say, it's what God says.
    Jesus is a zombie.
    My friends Mary Jane and Larry Ashy know exactly what you need to feel good. Let them show you the way to relaxation.

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    • Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

      Jesus also doesn't like cross-dressers. I hope you don't need an explanation for that.
      Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
      in 2016

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        I have never cross dressed. I do not see how this applies to Goths. Perhaps if I was a transexual or a cross dresser it would make more sense. But I, nor anyone else I have ever known, is like this. Maybe if you had said Jesus hates the color black, then your point would have been slightly more valid. But even then, your point would have been flawed.
        My friends Mary Jane and Larry Ashy know exactly what you need to feel good. Let them show you the way to relaxation.

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        • Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

          Originally posted by QueenWink View Post
          I have never cross dressed. I do not see how this applies to Goths. Perhaps if I was a transexual or a cross dresser it would make more sense. But I, nor anyone else I have ever known, is like this. Maybe if you had said Jesus hates the color black, then your point would have been slightly more valid. But even then, your point would have been flawed.
          "I will punish ... all such as are clothed with strange apparel. -- Zephaniah 1:8

          You can't invalidate the Holy Word of God, no matter how many tantrums you throw.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

            How is my apparel strange? Can you actually define "strange"?
            My friends Mary Jane and Larry Ashy know exactly what you need to feel good. Let them show you the way to relaxation.

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            • Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

              Originally posted by QueenWink View Post
              How is my apparel strange? Can you actually define "strange"?
              strange adjective, strang·er, strang·est, adverb
              –adjective 1.unusual, extraordinary, or curious; odd; queer: a strange remark to make. 2.estranged, alienated, etc., as a result of being out of one's natural environment: In Bombay I felt strange. 3.situated, belonging, or coming from outside of one's own locality; foreign: to move to a strange place; strange religions. 4.outside of one's previous experience; hitherto unknown; unfamiliar: strange faces; strange customs. 5.unaccustomed to or inexperienced in; unacquainted (usually fol. by to): I'm strange to this part of the job. 6.distant or reserved; shy.

              There you go Freak, the definition of "strange". Let me know if you have any other retarded requests. Oh and by the way, you know that "queer" part in the first definition? Ya, that's how you know you're strange.
              Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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              • Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

                Originally posted by QueenWink View Post
                How is my apparel strange? Can you actually define "strange"?
                Originally posted by Enigmatic Harpo Marx View Post
                strange adjective, strang·er, strang·est, adverb
                –adjective 1.unusual, extraordinary, or curious; odd; queer: a strange remark to make. 2.estranged, alienated, etc., as a result of being out of one's natural environment: In Bombay I felt strange. 3.situated, belonging, or coming from outside of one's own locality; foreign: to move to a strange place; strange religions. 4.outside of one's previous experience; hitherto unknown; unfamiliar: strange faces; strange customs. 5.unaccustomed to or inexperienced in; unacquainted (usually fol. by to): I'm strange to this part of the job. 6.distant or reserved; shy.

                There you go Freak, the definition of "strange". Let me know if you have any other retarded requests. Oh and by the way, you know that "queer" part in the first definition? Ya, that's how you know you're strange.
                Ouch! Owned by a satanist! That must hurt, porkie.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

                  Pastor E, you just got burned too, since I asked you how to define it and you didn't respond. That must hurt being as concieted as you are and you can't answer either question you were asked.

                  Oh and that definition just proves that I don't dress strange. There is nothing about the way I dress that makes it follow that definition.

                  So Zephaniah 1:8 does not apply to me. Do you have any other bible quotes to say I am a bad person? Unless you actually can name my sins, I am confident that I can shoot down all verses you give to me. You do not know me, so you are often quoting things which do not apply.
                  My friends Mary Jane and Larry Ashy know exactly what you need to feel good. Let them show you the way to relaxation.

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                  • Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

                    Originally posted by QueenWink View Post
                    Pastor E, you just got burned too, since I asked you how to define it and you didn't respond. That must hurt being as concieted as you are and you can't answer either question you were asked.
                    Maybe he just prayed to God that I would burn your ass. In that case he wins. You lose. But you didn't think of that now did you....

                    Originally posted by QueenWink View Post
                    Oh and that definition just proves that I don't dress strange. There is nothing about the way I dress that makes it follow that definition.
                    No, the thing that proves you are strange is the fact that you're gay as I said before.

                    Originally posted by QueenWink View Post
                    Do you have any other bible quotes to say I am a bad person?
                    Nope, but I got a whole list of your posts that prove you are a bad person AND retarded.
                    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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                    • Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

                      hello all I'm on queen winks side and I agree with her...yep thats all Hail Satan! and a merry christmas to you all!

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                      • Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

                        Originally posted by FICKIN SLAYER! View Post
                        hello all I'm on queen winks side and I agree with her...yep thats all Hail Satan! and a merry christmas to you all!
                        So, you're a retard as well as a slayer of Fickins?

                        Er, what exactly IS a Fickin, anyway? Are Fickins anything like vampires?

                        Oh, if you're a retard like Queer Drink, then they must not be nearly so clever as vampires. See, my silly female brain, not being logical again.

                        Oops! I'm sorry.

                        I should

                        speak

                        VERY

                        slowly

                        for you.

                        Jesus loves everybody!

                        but not retards.

                        Sorry! See?

                        Originally posted by GOD (Leviticus 21)
                        16And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,

                        17Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.
                        18For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
                        19Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, 20Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
                        But you can ring the church bells if you like.

                        Are you a hunchback or a dwarf?

                        Hunchbacks (crookbackt) ring church bells good, yes?

                        And dwarfs make good counterweights.

                        God has a plan for everyone, even retards like you.

                        You can ring our bells! GLORY!
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                        • Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

                          Originally posted by FICKIN SLAYER! View Post
                          hello all I'm on queen winks side and I agree with her...yep thats all Hail Satan! and a merry christmas to you all!
                          Can someone ban this cockbite before I bust a blood vessel?
                          Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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                          • Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

                            Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                            Ian Curtis would spit on your grave! Robert Smith would just eat another pie, and nod with contempt.

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                            Brother WO I don't seem to recall pastor Curtis or Brother Smith I see that they disaprove (as they should) of this little mite that keeps refusing GOD's WORD.

                            Under what name do they post in this GODLY FORUM?

                            PRAISE THE LORD!

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                            • Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

                              Originally posted by see_the_light View Post
                              Brother WO I don't seem to recall pastor Curtis or Brother Smith I see that they disaprove (as they should) of this little mite that keeps refusing GOD's WORD.

                              Under what name do they post in this GODLY FORUM?

                              PRAISE THE LORD!
                              They haven't been around for a while I'm afraid. Brother Curtis has trouble with his internet connection, and Brother Smith was last seen wandering around in a forest in a rather confused state of mind.

                              Deuteronomy 19:5 As when a man goeth into the wood with his neighbour to hew wood, and his hand fetcheth a stroke with the axe to cut down the tree, and the head slippeth from the helve, and lighteth upon his neighbour, that he die; he shall flee unto one of those cities, and live:
                              Last edited by Brother Temperance; 12-21-2007, 12:48 PM. Reason: Fixed defective quote
                              Psalm 81:10:
                              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                              • Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

                                Originally posted by QueenWink View Post
                                Like I said, I think I'll feel rather comfy in Hell.
                                I think you're wrong. Very wrong.
                                Originally posted by QueenWink View Post
                                It may be shallow, but it is true. No offense to you, but I hope your tuna babies decide to go into rebellion and become goths.
                                Tuna babies? Tuna babies? Friend, I can say with complete certainty that not a single one of the Godly True Christians(tm) at Landover Baptist has ever impregnated (or been impregnated by) an ocean-dwelling fish!
                                Originally posted by QueenWink View Post
                                How is being Goth silly? How is it old fashioned? Last I checked it was still very modern day.
                                How is pretending to be a limp-wristed Victorian not silly and old-fashioned? Did you see those silly kids who ran all over the place posting in nauseating psedo-medieval "olde English" recently?
                                How is this porker "very modern day"?

                                Does this aging tramp look cutting edge to you?

                                Face facts: Folk like you are a joke, and a very tired, old one at that.

                                Originally posted by FICKIN SLAYER! View Post
                                hello all I'm on queen winks side and I agree with her...yep thats all Hail Satan! and a merry christmas to you all!
                                Do you have actually anything to add? If I wanted to know what Queer Twink had to say, I'd read one of her posts. Do you have a separate personality, or are you just another mindless goth conformist?
                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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