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  • markkarenmar
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Dec 2007
    • 5

    #1

    The Horrible Cult...Must Read

    A church's job is to make sure that the unsaved population get saved, not by scaring them or forcing them to actually PAY up for there sins. Even if your not a holy person, the thing said below is true and you can find all kinds of hate in this horrible CULT! If you want to just quickly read over some of the horrible things this church does, then just skim through this long message. Make sure you read some of whats in the middle of this message and you will see. You can see how they think every sick child is because its what god wanted. Anyone can see how horrible this CULT of a church is. So please help in my cause. To BRING DOWN THIS CHURCH, BY WAYS OF SPREADING THE REAL WORD OF GOD or by making sure every one that comes here for help is turned away, by such horribleness. What can you do personally, sign up on there church forums and make sure this message is posted on every single page on, , very single article, or any single place that you are able to voice a concern or what not, and if they delete you, sign up on a different email, and make sure that this message gets spread around. be aware that when you sign up that when you post under your name it will say suspected of being Unsaved TRASH! Make sure that they know that the world will not stand for such hatred. Make sure you spread this message throught Myspace, Email, or what not, and lets make sure the world knows of this cult. Please help me in this matter. Make sure this message gets spread to everyone. And if your reading this on myspace or whatnot, your not going to parish or be punished or be visited by some evil ghost if you don't repost, its just about having a cult be stopped!!!!! Even if your not holy, you will find that this church hates you or hates someone that you know with a problem of some kind. Any ways PLEASE PASS THIS ON.
    The CULTS website is www.landoverbaptist.com and there forum section is www.landoverbaptist.net. Sign up and make sure this word is spread.

    The horrible cult that I am about to talk about is The Landover Baptist Church. It is a church with horrible rules that say they follow god. I am not someone who normally likes to fight, but this is a CULT, and you must not listen to this TRASH!

    Listen people, this is a horrible site, trying to get nothing more than your money. Now on one subject, it is good to give to your church and do it without thinking about it, not thinking about what it can reward. It is your choice. God wants to see you give to his church , to help the church spread the word, and to support the people that help preach to the church. But god gave free will, to see what his creation would decide. Also Preachers, Pastors, or whatever they call themselves on this site, should in no way say that there sin will be forgiven if you hit the paypal button on the bottom of the screen. Where does it give them a right to demand such a request. They do it to lure you in. Its not true. Don't listen to it. Yes it might be right to give to a church, but not a cult , not an organization thats soul purpose is not to spread the word, but have a campus with things that a church doesnt even need. Maybe a building to worship in would be nice, but the things this campus has is just insane. A 18 hole golf course, how is that suppose to help the church grow, just look at the facts, and hit that little X at the top right of your screen. Dont listen to this TRASH.

    I also saw and article about how this church likes to buy children, if they have money shortages. They give thousands of dollars to people to sell there child into A GROUP THAT WILL RAISE YOUR CHILD TO BE GRATEFUL KIDS WHO SHALL SPREAD THE WORD, or try and raise funds for a church whose mer means are to raise funds to support the ungodly amount of Pastors and paid leaders of this church. Giving these pastors Jets to travel around there world to spread the word of what.....there mission is to try an scare people into beliving there crap. Also isn't it a church's job to help save the unsaved from the wrath of being sent to a lake of fire, not say if your unsaved, your unwelcome.

    Oh theres more and lots more, Have you noticed, that they ban ever book almost and almost every movie, toy or whatnot. Why, is a childish cartoon character that make children laugh, evil. There is a toy called Sponge Bob, and in there BANNED section, it says "when turned upside down the nose and the eyes look like private parts." Why is it they are making every single product in this world, look worse that it is. Also whose sick twisted minds sit and think of crap like this. Do they have a BUILDING for it. Also they have movies that they ban. The pastors ban movies like Harry Potter, which seems good right. Even tho they know that every movie that follows in the series of Harry Potter, isn't going to become Christian all of a sudden, they still go do a review of the movie. Could it be that they secretly like this movie, and they REVIEW it and then ban it so as the brainwashed people they have at there finger tips wont go sour on them.


    It keeps going and it only gets worse. They have a section on here for people discussion about the people who choose the life style of being gay. Now I do believe this is a wrong choice to have, but when a Pastor says words like Homo,Fagot , and calls the person horrible, where is the kindness, showing the people the error of there ways. And this is how they defend such horrible name calling. Why cant the church just be nice and try and help the person, oh wait they do, and you wont guess what they want. They want you to give to the church, it cures everything. I also even saw them suggesting that the GAY person cut off his hand and cut his private part off. How is the church helping this person, other than putting a person that is unsaved into the hospital or worse killing the person. Why cant they just help the person, and I mean really help the person.


    Oh yes, it just continues.....I read an article that was about a girl that went missing, and was then found to have been killed by the parents. There choice of words for the matter was this, " the child was most likely some fagot and was born into this world to spit in gods face." Now tell me where they get that. The CHILD IS 2 YEARS OLD. YES 2 YEARS OLD, and your telling me that the children that young are educated so well to be able to know if it did anything wrong and deserve such a horrible death. They also go on an say " The child was most likely unsaved and there was no help for the girl. Its also safe to speculate that the parents did something in there past, and that the child had no hope anyway."


    Speaking more about children , this horrible CULT they call church gets worse. I saw a section called kids corner or something of that nature, that basically was telling a Child that her 2 year old younger sister that was a Mentally Disabled , was going to hell, because the child must have made god angry and god made the child like that. They go on to twist the word of god in a way that would make this seem somewhat ok to say. " God knew you before you were even in the womb." They say that , it is safe to say god was doing the child a favor and making sure the child was unable to fully function to spit in the face of god. What is wrong with these people. How could they be filled with so much hate.


    I also would like to mention other things this church hates. It hates the people that Choose to be Black. Choose to be black. How is it that you have a choice in that matter. They say something like Blacks come all the way down the history of the Boy that saw Noah's privates in a tent or something of that nature. So all black people come from him. The entire world is related when you get down to it. God created adam and eve, and the world is related in some way. Any who, please read below how we can stop this horrible CULT.


    So why doesnt the government stop some of the things that this Church is doing, because they can not have Church and State mixing. All the church has to say, is were are trying to save people from the lakes of fire, and the discussion ends there, and the church gets away with whatever practice they might have. At least in America. Please read below , on how over time we can bring down this cult, even if it takes 200 years.


    Oh I must add that I just saw that they approve of DOG CAGES that they call Baby Cages. There was a forum supporting there cause. I think the website was Babycages.net or something, but Im not sure.


    A church's job is to make sure that the unsaved population get saved, not by scaring them or forcing them to actually PAY up for there sins. Even if your not a holy person, the thing said above is true and you can find all kinds of hate in this horrible CULT! You can see how they think every sick child is because its what god wanted. Anyone can see how horrible this CULT of a church is. So please help in my cause. To BRING DOWN THIS CHURCH, BY WAYS OF SPREADING THE REAL WORD OF GOD or by making sure every one that comes here for help is turned away, by such horribleness. What can you do personally, sign up on there churchs fourms and make sure this message is posted on every single page on, every single article, or any single place that you are able to voice a concern or what not, and if they delete you, sign up on a different email, and make sure that this message gets spread around. Make sure that they know that the world will not stand for such hatred. Make sure you spread this message throught Myspace, Email, or what not, and lets make sure the world knows of this cult. Please help me in this matter. Make sure this message gets spread to everyone. And if your reading this on myspace or whatnot, your not going to parish or be punished or be visited by some evil ghost if you don't repost, its just about having a cult be stopped!!!!! Even if your not holy, you will find that this church hates you or hates someone that you know with a problem of some kind. Any ways PLEASE PASS THIS ON.
    The CULTS website is www.landoverbaptist.com and there forum section is www.landoverbaptist.net. Sign up and make sure this word is spread.



    * OH AND LANDOVERBAPTIST. I WILL NOT BE STOPPED IN Voicing my concerns about this CULT YOU RUN. You can call me horrible names, you can even delete my account, but I will not be stopped. You can delete this message , but I will show up again, under a different name. I promise that this cult will be stopped. Dont try and call me a demon. I am a southern baptist, and I find it horrible what you do. Call me a demon or satans child, I DONT CARE, I WILL BE BACK. I WILL, JUST YOU WATCH AND SEE!
  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324

    #2
    Re: The Horrible Cult...Must Read

    Friend, what have we done to you. We want to worship in the way God said. Why must we be harassed at every step?
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    • markkarenmar
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Dec 2007
      • 5

      #3
      Re: The Horrible Cult...Must Read

      Im so sorry Elliot, but your wrong, this is not how God wanted it. You might a verse out of the bible or a phrase out of a verse and say this is what god means, but perhaps reading the verse below it, would you understand, that GOD is a nice , caring person, that will not punish a sweet innocent child because there parents did bad things. A loving god, that loves ALL his children. No matter what choice they make. God may get disappointed in what we do, but thats why he created Free Will. I might not agree with what this world chooses to do, but I can be sure, that I will help the unsaved, help the people that need help, and I dont require them to hit a paypal button at the bottom. Oh and I will be nice about it all. And one other thing. Why do yall even think god would create a world and then for his fun and games, create sick children or cause children to become sick because of there parents, and why...never mind. Dont answer, but the reason I am doing this, IS BECAUSE GOD LOVES EVERYONE. AND HE MIGHT ALLOW BAD THINGS TO HAPPEN, SO WE CAN LEARN AND GROW, BUT WHEN YOU TELL ME THAT EVERYONE IN 9/11 deserved to die, and say that a 2 year old child that was murderded, were all Fags and People that deserved to die, Its just horrible. God Is CARING. LOVING. AND HE DOESNT BASH against the unsaved. ITS OUR JOB as christians to save the unsaved, no make them feel horrible and actually PAY MONEY TO A CHURCH TO BE FORGIVEN IN THE EYES OF THE LORD. THATS WHY. I WILL NOT STOP.

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      • markkarenmar
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Dec 2007
        • 5

        #4
        Re: The Horrible Cult...Must Read

        Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
        Friend, what have we done to you.
        Oh and to note that question you have asked. You have lied about my caring Savior and turned his word into some horrible thing, making sure violence is an everyday part of making sure the unsaved get punished or something. It effects me to know that you could actually think that such horrible things would be ok by GOD! THats what you did to effect me. THats what you did. You turned the word of god , without actually changing the words, and made it look as if we should hate the unsaved!

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        • eliot mayfield
          God Squad
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 9324

          #5
          Re: The Horrible Cult...Must Read

          I admire your fortitude and as Christians we all need plenty of it. We are the downtrodden. Now friend, I do not pretend to question God's motives. He does EVERYTHING for a reason. All I know is what I read in the Bible, and maybe you should pay a little more attention when you read it. Could you please provide me with scripture to back up your claims?
          Matthew:
          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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          • eliot mayfield
            God Squad
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 9324

            #6
            Re: The Horrible Cult...Must Read

            Originally posted by markkarenmar View Post
            Oh and to note that question you have asked. You have lied about my caring Savior and turned his word into some horrible thing, making sure violence is an everyday part of making sure the unsaved get punished or something. It effects me to know that you could actually think that such horrible things would be ok by GOD! THats what you did to effect me. THats what you did. You turned the word of god , without actually changing the words, and made it look as if we should hate the unsaved!

            first off, calm down. We're on the same side here. Capitalize God and it's affect, not effect.
            All I am doing, brother, is using the Bible. That's God's word. What more do you want from me?
            Matthew:
            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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            • markkarenmar
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Dec 2007
              • 5

              #7
              Re: The Horrible Cult...Must Read

              What more do I want. I want you to spread the word to the unsaved by not calling gays , fags. I want this group to stop saying its ok to sale there children. I want this group to stop saying that being black or in your words Niggers is a wrong CHOICE. I want the word of GOD to bring peace of mind to Parents that come to the lord for hope that there sick child will be healed. I want this group to stop acting as if every single church in the world is against the word of our savior. I want this group to stop collecting money as if that is what really needs to be done. On the money issue. Yes its great to give your money offering to a church, but not do it as if it will heal your problems. Just one question, why do you think God is such a person that would want yall to be horrible to the unsaved, and say that they are unwelcome in his eyes. DID JESUS say screw to the unsaved, your not welcome to hear what I have to say, NO HE HELPED THEM, HE HEALED THEM, HE WAS A GREAT nice CARING SAVIOUR!

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              • markkarenmar
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Dec 2007
                • 5

                #8
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                Also I wonder why a church, a caring church like yourselfs has to put a disclaimer like this up. Also what Rights do you have to the word TRUE CHRISTIAN. A True Christian isnt some TRADE MARK!

                The information presented here is Biblically accurate. Opinions concerning the technical difficulties, fitness requirements, safety, and ratings of self-crucifixion, flagellation, stoning, destroying enemies of GOD utterly, without mercy, and other activities inherent in Christianity are subjective and may differ from yours or others' opinions; therefore be warned that you must exercise your own judgment as to the difficulty and your ability to safely protect yourself from the inherent risks and dangers. Do not use the information provided on this site unless you are a True Christian ™ who understands and accepts the risks of participating in these activities. Landover Baptist Church makes reasonable efforts to include accurate and up to date information on this website, errors or omissions sometimes occur, therefore the information contained on here is provided "as is" and without warranties of any kind either expressed or implied. Viewing, reading, or any other use of the information contained within this web site is purely the voluntary will of the viewer or user. You, 'the viewer' or 'user' shall not hold the publisher, owner, authors or other contributors of The Jesus Experience responsible for any incidents related directly or indirectly to the Experience. Landover Baptist Church, et. al., assumes no liability or responsibility for your actions.

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                • Meserti
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 65

                  #9
                  Re: The Horrible Cult...Must Read

                  my friend, why are you the only one with sense on this forum?

                  if only these imbeciles were as good and reasonable as you...

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                  • Magnum Innominandum
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 129

                    #10
                    Re: The Horrible Cult...Must Read

                    markkarenmar,

                    I only very recently discovered Landover Baptist, and I can only assume that Satan has blinded you to the kindness, love and understanding practiced by the True Christians ™ here. I am suffused with sin, like a tampon on the heaviest day of a woman's catamenia -- and yet I was warmly welcomed and offered guidance. If it is made clear to me that I am damned because of the abominable things I have done, the possibility of salvation is nonetheless
                    extended (worship, scripture, and the PayPal button that allows even sinners to help Landover help others).

                    You could reject this only because you are, for now, on the side of the Beast, as far as I can tell. Look at your name -- Mark, Karen, mar... you are neither male nor female, it seems, and in the word mar lurks the sea and the equine. Cauchemar, in French and in Russian, is "nightmare." Do you have sex with horses? Do you live by the sea, in some port where foreign ideas and AIDS are spread through metrosexuals and their liberal "culture"?

                    God is caring and loving, yes -- but can you not see that tough love is necessary in these end times, you pansy? God cares enough to send hurricanes and fanatical mudslime fundamentalists to America's shores as punishment. God is loving enough to infect gays with HIV and uppity negroes with ebola.

                    Cleanse your filthy self a little by making a donation with your credit card (assuming you have one, though even deadbeats and third-worlders can get them now), and it may be that the light of the Lord helps you to see. Meditate deeply, perhaps, upon the meaning of True Christianity ™. Only Godless communists oppose the registration of trademarks, my friend. Is that what you are, besides being an accursed hermaphrodite who dreams about fornication with horses?

                    Christianity and commerce go hand in hand. Together with the caring love and weaponry that helps the US liberate the benighted mudslimes, frighten the heathen into submission, and strike down the pie-stealing, nappy headed Canaanites, these values are what made America great.

                    Sincerely,
                    Magna, née Magnus

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                    • Markkarenmar1
                      Foul Sinner on Moderation
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 1

                      #11
                      Re: The Horrible Cult...Must Read

                      Originally posted by Magnum Innominandum View Post
                      markkarenmar,

                      I only very recently discovered Landover Baptist, and I can only assume that Satan has blinded you to the kindness, love and understanding practiced by the True Christians ™ here. I am suffused with sin, like a tampon on the heaviest day of a woman's catamenia -- and yet I was warmly welcomed and offered guidance. If it is made clear to me that I am damned because of the abominable things I have done, the possibility of salvation is nonetheless
                      extended (worship, scripture, and the PayPal button that allows even sinners to help Landover help others).

                      You could reject this only because you are, for now, on the side of the Beast, as far as I can tell. Look at your name -- Mark, Karen, mar... you are neither male nor female, it seems, and in the word mar lurks the sea and the equine. Cauchemar, in French and in Russian, is "nightmare." Do you have sex with horses? Do you live by the sea, in some port where foreign ideas and AIDS are spread through metrosexuals and their liberal "culture"?

                      God is caring and loving, yes -- but can you not see that tough love is necessary in these end times, you pansy? God cares enough to send hurricanes and fanatical mudslime fundamentalists to America's shores as punishment. God is loving enough to infect gays with HIV and uppity negroes with ebola.

                      Cleanse your filthy self a little by making a donation with your credit card (assuming you have one, though even deadbeats and third-worlders can get them now), and it may be that the light of the Lord helps you to see. Meditate deeply, perhaps, upon the meaning of True Christianity ™. Only Godless communists oppose the registration of trademarks, my friend. Is that what you are, besides being an accursed hermaphrodite who dreams about fornication with horses?

                      Christianity and commerce go hand in hand. Together with the caring love and weaponry that helps the US liberate the benighted mudslimes, frighten the heathen into submission, and strike down the pie-stealing, nappy headed Canaanites, these values are what made America great.

                      Sincerely,
                      Magna, née Magnus


                      Magna Nee Magnus,

                      I would first like to say that if you are a christian, no matter what you have done, if you accepted the lord jesus christ into your heart, then you are NOT damned. Dont let these people tell you wrong. If you say you have the possibility of salvation, then you must go back to Jesus and ask him into your heart for real, because if you are a TRUE CHRISTIAN, you would know that you will go to heaven even for committing the worse sin, because Jesus forgives people, just as he did on the cross , forgiving even the one that was dieing with him.

                      On the other hand , thats my point, your twisting my user name around. Are you crazy? I am using a name Mark Karen Mar, Short for Mark, because the user name Markkarenmark was taken and have always used that. I dont see why it is so important to you to take a stab at my name, and like I said, I dont care if ya do, I just laugh about it. Having sex with horses. what kind of Christian are you to bring up such crude language, and you get that from the last three letters of my name, matching it with some other word that means nothing what so ever to me. What if I were to say re arrange the letters in your name . Maybe I could find some weird word that matches one of the other 1 billion other word meanings, and call you a something crazy. But guess what, I will not stoop to your level and ask you such stupid and unimportant questions.

                      God does not send hurricanes and stuff like that. The devil is the cause for those things. God only allows things to happen, because it is all in the plan. The plan that makes us stronger and closer to him. When september 11th happened, although thousands of people died, 1,000's and 1,000's of souls were reborn and granted for when they die or jesus is comes again, that they will have a spot in heaven.

                      Also, I give money to gods wonderful Southern Baptist Church, and will not give money to your church. God is pleased by what I give to his church. But I dont care if he cares, I just do it, to do it. Not to be forgivin of the sins that I commited, because rest assure that I am going to be in heaven, and I pray that you will see the error in which you practice on giving the word out in such harsh ways.

                      Oh I most note, my personal oppion is not to own a credit card, for its not money you have earned. If you give money that you dont even have, its just no right. I like to give 10 percent or more of hard earned money that I earned and I like to right a check to gods church and not mess around with Money that is on a plastic card, that I havent even earned.

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                      • Brother Temperance
                        Senior Usher
                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                        A very nice young man
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15621

                        #12
                        Re: The Horrible Cult...Must Read

                        Originally posted by Markkarenmar1 View Post
                        Also, I give money to gods wonderful Southern Baptist Church, and will not give money to your church. God is pleased by what I give to his church.
                        God would be pleased if you gave money to His Church, but I can't imagine Him being too pleased by you chucking cash at heretics. Give money to the apostates at SBC? Why not just donate to Hugo Chavez instead?
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • Magnum Innominandum
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 129

                          #13
                          Re: The Horrible Cult...Must Read

                          Mark Karen Cauchemar,

                          The fact that you have been banned from this forum is sufficient proof to any God-fearing person that you are in error. Don't let these people tell me wrong? Not only are many of the participants here very obviously better guides than Virgil was for that deluded cathylick Dante when it comes to the Inferno of a society that has turned its back upon God -- most of what is written here, except by bestial heretics like you, is firmly rooted in scripture and thus not subject to human error. You're not really suggesting that the elders of Landover Baptist are telling me wrong, in other words -- you are calling the Lord a liar.

                          I live in the Malebolge of a Godless European country which allows pansies to marry and provides universal health care by soaking the rich and righteous. Criminal retards can't be fried and there are no churches like Landover anywhere near me -- only free day care centers full of budding little lesbians who can't even be spanked. Only by the American miracle of the Internets was I able to find shepherds as distinguished as these. What had been as cloudy as the semen of Geryon suddenly became as clear as high noon in an Iowa cornfield on the Fourth of July. Can you be so clear? No! God only allows things to happen, because it is all in the plan. You got that right -- but do you know the plan? No, you can only mutter fluff-bunny bromides worthy of some crystal-gazing New Age cripple. 1,000's and 1,000's of souls were reborn... You want to turn the gaze of lost souls away from the harsh reality of the Lord! A few True Christians™ were doubtless reborn, you confused hermaphroditic heretic -- but many, many more were sent off to Satan and his imps. 9/11 happened in New York, a city wholly controlled by Joos. The hurricane with the Russian-sounding name struck New Orleans, a city that centers its calendar upon a cathylick holiday, which it celebrates by letting men lick each others' trouser rats in the streets. Women bare the melons meant for their husbands to crowds of Negroes to get glass trinkets only the pathetic Injuns who sold Manhattan to the Joos could delight in. It's the featured city in the works of Anne Rice, the closest human thing to the Scarlet Woman on God's green earth -- a demented harlot and hack who turns adolescents towards the powers of darkness so that they come crawling in here like a revolution of lemmings to spout off about their individuality.

                          Lemmings, Mark Karen Cauchemar, migrate to the sea in the country next to me, Norway, which used to call its capital Christiania but is now just as Godless as the rest of Scandinavia (though it at least doesn't take orders from the sepulchral city in accursed Belgium). So many get pushed off the cliffs that people used to think it was mass suicide, a sort of Guyana of rodents. And so we come to the sea again -- green as the lettuce of bunny-worshippers. Have you never felt the Lord, palpable as the erection of a cathylick Santa Claus with a squirming schoolboy in his lap? Look here, you hermaphroditic heretic -- just as Jesus saw to it that I immediately realized that Landover is the church of True Christians™, so Jesus helped me to analyze your name.

                          God only allows things to happen, because it is all in the plan. Sandwiched like a double-penetrated harlot between the bewitching sputa of falsehood you so ineloquently gargled, this was indeed a naked truth, Mark Karen Cauchemar! It doesn't matter at all that you claim your nick was an "accident" -- because there are no accidents. It's as much your name as "hey, faggot" probably was when you leered at the crotches of Christian wrestlers in high school. Your name is legion -- but I knew right away that you dream of equine penetration. You ask: what kind of Christian are you to bring up such crude language?! What's crude in my language, you aeternally damned faux-Baptist nancy-boy? After studying I posed a simple question: Do you have sex with horses? Just because you think dirty things when you stare at horses doesn't make "horse" a dirty word. Or are you a heroin user? Neither is "sex" a cuss word -- sex is a beautiful thing when it takes place between True Christian™ men and their subservient wives after the sacrament of marriage and once she has washed the sheets with fabric softener.

                          Anyone can see that I got you down to a tee, Mark Karen Cauchemar. Fealty to the Lord and regular readings of the King James Bible make one's eyesight better than Superman's X-ray vision. I instantly suspected you of communism, for instance -- and what you say about credit cards completely confirms this God-guided inkling. For example, the whole reason there are trailer parks is easy credit, you traitorous Bolshevik. Credit allowed many young white men to own a home, even if it is a home on cinder blocks. Ownership is another American value. The fact that God can and does sneeze upon these dwellings more often than He does upon gated communities, sending Floridians and others into the sea and despair, is a test -- He wants to see whether the Bud-swilling, Bible-reading men who elected the Bushes remain faithful to Him and the Republican Party. He knows that even "real" men have fallen victim to liberal propaganda about the war. Once one begins to doubt, there is no telling what will happen. Texas will become as Massachusetts or France. Real men would never allow that to happen -- and so He sweeps the false "real" men into the sea like so many Scandinavian lemmings.

                          Also, I give money to gods wonderful Southern Baptist Church
                          -- though you deserve to be banned, I hope to see more from you because your writing is so revealing of the agenda of the Evil One. Also, I give money to gods -- indeed you do, Mark Karen Cauchemar. To lower-case gods that multiply like Satan's imps in heat.

                          Sincerely,
                          Magna, née Magnus

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                          • see_the_light
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 1386

                            #14
                            Re: The Horrible Cult...Must Read

                            Originally posted by Magnum Innominandum View Post
                            Mark Karen Cauchemar,

                            The fact that you have been banned from this forum is sufficient proof to any God-fearing person that you are in error. Don't let these people tell me wrong? Not only are many of the participants here very obviously better guides than Virgil was for that deluded cathylick Dante when it comes to the Inferno of a society that has turned its back upon God -- most of what is written here, except by bestial heretics like you, is firmly rooted in scripture and thus not subject to human error. You're not really suggesting that the elders of Landover Baptist are telling me wrong, in other words -- you are calling the Lord a liar.

                            I live in the Malebolge of a Godless European country which allows pansies to marry and provides universal health care by soaking the rich and righteous. Criminal retards can't be fried and there are no churches like Landover anywhere near me -- only free day care centers full of budding little lesbians who can't even be spanked. Only by the American miracle of the Internets was I able to find shepherds as distinguished as these. What had been as cloudy as the semen of Geryon suddenly became as clear as high noon in an Iowa cornfield on the Fourth of July. Can you be so clear? No! God only allows things to happen, because it is all in the plan. You got that right -- but do you know the plan? No, you can only mutter fluff-bunny bromides worthy of some crystal-gazing New Age cripple. 1,000's and 1,000's of souls were reborn... You want to turn the gaze of lost souls away from the harsh reality of the Lord! A few True Christians™ were doubtless reborn, you confused hermaphroditic heretic -- but many, many more were sent off to Satan and his imps. 9/11 happened in New York, a city wholly controlled by Joos. The hurricane with the Russian-sounding name struck New Orleans, a city that centers its calendar upon a cathylick holiday, which it celebrates by letting men lick each others' trouser rats in the streets. Women bare the melons meant for their husbands to crowds of Negroes to get glass trinkets only the pathetic Injuns who sold Manhattan to the Joos could delight in. It's the featured city in the works of Anne Rice, the closest human thing to the Scarlet Woman on God's green earth -- a demented harlot and hack who turns adolescents towards the powers of darkness so that they come crawling in here like a revolution of lemmings to spout off about their individuality.

                            Lemmings, Mark Karen Cauchemar, migrate to the sea in the country next to me, Norway, which used to call its capital Christiania but is now just as Godless as the rest of Scandinavia (though it at least doesn't take orders from the sepulchral city in accursed Belgium). So many get pushed off the cliffs that people used to think it was mass suicide, a sort of Guyana of rodents. And so we come to the sea again -- green as the lettuce of bunny-worshippers. Have you never felt the Lord, palpable as the erection of a cathylick Santa Claus with a squirming schoolboy in his lap? Look here, you hermaphroditic heretic -- just as Jesus saw to it that I immediately realized that Landover is the church of True Christians™, so Jesus helped me to analyze your name.

                            God only allows things to happen, because it is all in the plan. Sandwiched like a double-penetrated harlot between the bewitching sputa of falsehood you so ineloquently gargled, this was indeed a naked truth, Mark Karen Cauchemar! It doesn't matter at all that you claim your nick was an "accident" -- because there are no accidents. It's as much your name as "hey, faggot" probably was when you leered at the crotches of Christian wrestlers in high school. Your name is legion -- but I knew right away that you dream of equine penetration. You ask: what kind of Christian are you to bring up such crude language?! What's crude in my language, you aeternally damned faux-Baptist nancy-boy? After studying I posed a simple question: Do you have sex with horses? Just because you think dirty things when you stare at horses doesn't make "horse" a dirty word. Or are you a heroin user? Neither is "sex" a cuss word -- sex is a beautiful thing when it takes place between True Christian™ men and their subservient wives after the sacrament of marriage and once she has washed the sheets with fabric softener.

                            Anyone can see that I got you down to a tee, Mark Karen Cauchemar. Fealty to the Lord and regular readings of the King James Bible make one's eyesight better than Superman's X-ray vision. I instantly suspected you of communism, for instance -- and what you say about credit cards completely confirms this God-guided inkling. For example, the whole reason there are trailer parks is easy credit, you traitorous Bolshevik. Credit allowed many young white men to own a home, even if it is a home on cinder blocks. Ownership is another American value. The fact that God can and does sneeze upon these dwellings more often than He does upon gated communities, sending Floridians and others into the sea and despair, is a test -- He wants to see whether the Bud-swilling, Bible-reading men who elected the Bushes remain faithful to Him and the Republican Party. He knows that even "real" men have fallen victim to liberal propaganda about the war. Once one begins to doubt, there is no telling what will happen. Texas will become as Massachusetts or France. Real men would never allow that to happen -- and so He sweeps the false "real" men into the sea like so many Scandinavian lemmings.

                            Also, I give money to gods wonderful Southern Baptist Church
                            -- though you deserve to be banned, I hope to see more from you because your writing is so revealing of the agenda of the Evil One. Also, I give money to gods -- indeed you do, Mark Karen Cauchemar. To lower-case gods that multiply like Satan's imps in heat.

                            Sincerely,
                            Magna, née Magnus
                            Even if indeed it was a case of satanic possession and a well deserved BAN, may i sugest that you take notice of our betters and tone down on certain unholy images?

                            Read the KJV and ask our pastors for guidance for a more TRUE CHRISTIAN debate.

                            These misguided (and damned) souls that come to HIS FORUM and insult the ONE TRUE CHURCH LBC are in the wrong, but it is not for us to lower ourselves to their level, we sternly correct them, inform them of their damnation, open a door... and close it if they don't understand how to behave.

                            LET US PRAY TO JESUS OUR SAVIOUR!

                            p.s. I find myself a bit confused and troubled by your signature, I might have missed an acceptable explanation elsewhere, care to post the link or write it down and put our minds to rest about it?

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                            • Magnum Innominandum
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 129

                              #15
                              Re: The Horrible Cult...Must Read

                              Please forgive me, see_the_light, but as a reassigned transsexual trying to regain my manhood and re-enter Christendom, I often swoon beneath the unholy images that held sway in the miserable life I led prior to my finding Jesus. I did not really mean to lower my level, as I know that my level is that of the lowest of the low and really mean. I try not to avert my eyes from the pitfalls and traps that gnawed upon my mortal body and scarred me, however -- I know a horseman when I see one, for instance. 'Tis like a recovering alcoholic recognizing his own -- there may be no whiskey upon the breath... yet the glint in the eyes and the flaring of the nostrils, stallion-like, tells all.

                              Sincerely,
                              Magna, née Magnus

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