[SalvationSeeker]

Re: The Horrible Cult...Must Read

Well, if this fool returns again.. As he so promised;
Then I hope he atleast has something else than his own OPINION to contribute.
Some scripture from God's Word is always nice.


Let's take a look at just a few of the unbiblical lies he/she has promoted, and debunk them.
Lest any ignorants reading this thread be fooled by him/her!

GOD is a nice , caring person, that will not punish a sweet innocent child because there parents did bad things.

But the Holy Bible says:

And the LORD passed by before him, and proclaimed, The LORD,
The LORD God, merciful and gracious, longsuffering, and abundant in goodness and truth,
Keeping mercy for thousands, forgiving iniquity and transgression and sin, and that will by no means clear the guilty;
Visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children, and upon the children's children, unto the third and to the fourth generation.
Exodus 34:6-7

A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD;
Even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
Deuteronomy 23:2

A loving god, that loves ALL his children.

Which is true.
But the Holy Bible says that not everyone is children of God, as the Bible says that is something one BECOMES when one is Saved.

For ye are all the children of God by faith in Christ Jesus.
Galatians 3:26

No matter what choice they make. God may get disappointed in what we do, but thats why he created Free Will. I might not agree with what this world chooses to do, but I can be sure, that I will help the unsaved, help the people that need help,

Lying is a sin and all liars go to hell.
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters,
And all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone:
Which is the second death.
Revelation 21:8

And telling people who ARE hellbound, they aren't. Now that's being a liar.
So the only truly Christian thing is to tell sinners what they are, straight up;
Urging them to repent!
Help them to help themselves, for only they can truly decide to change!

And that's what Jesus did, for HE sure didn't shy from harsh words when they were needed.
Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?
Matthew 23:33

and I dont require them to hit a paypal button at the bottom.

Neither do we, you can tithe in many ways.
But the Holy Bible does say that you MUST tithe:

Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me.
But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.
Malachi 3:8

And one other thing. Why do yall even think god would create a world and then for his fun and games, create sick children or cause children to become sick because of there parents, and why...never mind.

Dont answer, but the reason I am doing this, IS BECAUSE GOD LOVES EVERYONE. AND HE MIGHT ALLOW BAD THINGS TO HAPPEN, SO WE CAN LEARN AND GROW,

So tell me, what kind of lesson of God's love is to be learned for a deadborn child?
Or another one, slowly starving to death?
Or maybe a man who steps on a landmine and is instantly blown to tiny bits?
Wonder what he learned from that? Especially considering he died (and went to hell) and all?

God loves everyone?? Don't be an ignorant tool.
You don't hurt people like that because you love them:
You do it because you hate them.

And that's all in line with what the Holy Bible says:

The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.
Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing: the LORD will abhor the bloody and deceitful man.
Psalm 5:5-6

God judgeth the righteous, and God is angry with the wicked every day.
Psalm 7:11

The LORD trieth the righteous:
But the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth.
Psalm 11:5

The LORD preserveth all them that love him:
But all the wicked will he destroy.
Psalm 145:20

The curse of the LORD is in the house of the wicked:
But he blesseth the habitation of the just.
Surely he scorneth the scorners:
But he giveth grace unto the lowly.
Proverbs 3:33-34

^ In short:
If you truly love the Lord God - BAD THINGS WILL NOT HAPPEN TO YOU!

I have been young, and now am old;
Yet have I not seen the righteous forsaken, nor his seed begging bread.
Psalm 37:25

BUT WHEN YOU TELL ME THAT EVERYONE IN 9/11 deserved to die, and say that a 2 year old child that was murderded,

So why DID they die? Because God loved them?
Do you usually have the people you love murdered?

Evil shall slay the wicked: and they that hate the righteous shall be desolate.
The LORD redeemeth the soul of his servants: and none of them that trust in him shall be desolate.
Psalm 34:21-22

Evil pursueth sinners: but to the righteous good shall be repayed.
Proverbs 13:21

all Fags and People that deserved to die, Its just horrible.

For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections:
For even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another;
Men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge,
God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness;
Full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters,
inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same,
But have pleasure in them that do them.
Romans 1:26-32

God said fags deserve to die, we follow.
Praise God!

AND HE DOESNT BASH against the unsaved.

Oh really?
O generation of vipers, how can ye, being evil, speak good things?
For out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh.
Matthew 12:34

But he answered and said unto them, An evil and adulterous generation seeketh after a sign;
And there shall no sign be given to it, but the sign of the prophet Jonas:
Matthew 12:39

Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?
Matthew 23:33

The wicked plotteth against the just, and gnasheth upon him with his teeth.
The LORD shall laugh at him: for he seeth that his day is coming.
Psalm 37:12-13

Behold, they belch out with their mouth: swords are in their lips: for who, say they, doth hear?
But thou, O LORD, shalt laugh at them; thou shalt have all the heathen in derision.
Psalm 59:7-8

So God not only hates and destroys the unsaved, He bashes them and laughs at them while He does it!

ITS OUR JOB as christians to save the unsaved, no make them feel horrible and actually PAY MONEY TO A CHURCH TO BE FORGIVEN IN THE EYES OF THE LORD. THATS WHY. I WILL NOT STOP.

We can't save anyone. Only Jesus can. We simply preach His message.
People get Saved by accepting Jesus Christ as their personal Savior, not by any human intervention!
NOBODY CAN EVEN GET SAVED UNLESS JESUS HAS DECIDED IT SO.

Nobody is paying money to be forgiven for anything. For only Jesus can forgive sins.
But we Christians tithe and give offerings because it is the right thing to do, and because GOD commands it.

So "markkarenmar"..
Try dropping that gigantic ego of yours and read the Bible!

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: The Horrible Cult...Must Read

OH AND LANDOVERBAPTIST. I WILL NOT BE STOPPED IN Voicing my concerns about this CULT YOU RUN. You can call me horrible names, you can even delete my account, but I will not be stopped. You can delete this message , but I will show up again, under a different name. I promise that this cult will be stopped. Dont try and call me a demon. I am a southern baptist, and I find it horrible what you do. Call me a demon or satans child, I DONT CARE, I WILL BE BACK. I WILL, JUST YOU WATCH AND SEE!

What a heartbreaking case. Satan has truly blinded this man and filled him with rage. There's nothing any of us can do for him -- it's in Jesus' hands now.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Andrew Barrick]

Re: The Horrible Cult...Must Read

OH AND LANDOVERBAPTIST. I WILL NOT BE STOPPED IN Voicing my concerns about this CULT YOU RUN. You can call me horrible names, you can even delete my account, but I will not be stopped. You can delete this message , but I will show up again...[excessive rantings, etc. omitted]

Sinners really are a confederacy of dunces. They can ban your IP address. Praise the Jesus-instilled powers that Pastors have over the interwebs!

[Magnum Innominandum]

Re: The Horrible Cult...Must Read

I would hide that Mason Jar if I were you.
If Starfinder finds out where you are he'll certainly want to hold them. Firmly.

I really don't understand how a person can willingly allow themselves to end up in Hell and Damnation, but it seems you are on the right path back to Salvation again.

Praise Him

I hope and pray that no one shall ever again hold my stones -- no one other than the Lord Jesus. When I cradle that jar, as Isabella did the pot of basil, I look at my fingers and see how evilly I wronged my Maker. For though I can swivel my hips like a houri -- my fingers give my vanished manhood away. I can force my masculine feet into pointy-toed stilettos -- but I cannot walk upon water or multiply loaves and fishes.

[Talitha]

Re: The Horrible Cult...Must Read

I would hide that Mason Jar if I were you.
If Starfinder finds out where you are he'll certainly want to hold them. Firmly.

I really don't understand how a person can willingly allow themselves to end up in Hell and Damnation, but it seems you are on the right path back to Salvation again.

Praise Him

[Magnum Innominandum]

Re: The Horrible Cult...Must Read

see_the_light, I agree with you more than you can know, and spent last night in sheer bliss, cradling the mason jar wherein my stones float preserved, thanking God that despite my deserved damnation the Lord does not spurn me. But -- the more I stared, the more I saw the testicles of horses. I was like unto a chaste, righteous, chalk-white Southern woman remembering what her pitch black gardener did to her whilst praising Jesus in a stark ecru church. And the pit yawned again, you see -- and so it is always.

Though you are welcome to flagellate me and cane my pink feet, bastinado (or -- you would be welcome, did I not still derive so much sinful pleasure from such things... pleasure that is beneath you) -- please do not call me a homer. I am not a homer. I hate homers. I mean to say -- I love homers like Jesus would, but not what they do or identify themselves with. The latter is what matters most to me.

I do not identify myself with homers. I identify myself with the Lord Jesus Christ and His followers.

I do not blame my mother for the pink underwear. She was but a baby oven in the hands of Satan. The earliest urges I remember involved playing with my sisters' dolls and studying my dingle-berries, squeezing the Charmin, etc. It went downhill from there. Last night, reflecting upon what I have learned at Landover, I decided that these companies should have been banned from producing pink toilet paper. But then I tried to look into myself. It was, verily, like looking into an abyss. Why did other boys who used pink t.p. at the behest of healthy and profitable t.p. producers not turn out like me? Why did this harm me?

And the only answer I could find was that this was part of God's plan. I failed to wipe properly and enjoyed the sensation. As soon as I reached adulthood, I prostituted myself so that I could get the equipment God had given me removed and replaced with what I can only describe as a cavern.

I regret what I did to what God gave me. I listen to Nina Simone -- though she was a Negress, she sang Sinner man, you should've been a praying all on that day. I remember that day with crystal clarity -- crystals, the standpipes and telephone lines of the Devil! The antiseptics, the removal of the Lord's tools and their replacement with am artificial woman's profoundly and abysmally sterile box.

Last night I thought of how grieving parents whip their daughters for getting hideous tattoos. What do you think it is like to disfigure a male body by removing that which gives a man the right to subdue women? And if a rebellious girl cannot look her father in the eye after having inky symbols injected into the skin of her pudendum -- how shall I look our Father in the eye? I held the mason jar and wept.

[see_the_light]

Re: The Horrible Cult...Must Read

Please forgive me, see_the_light, but as a reassigned transsexual trying to regain my manhood and re-enter Christendom, I often swoon beneath the unholy images that held sway in the miserable life I led prior to my finding Jesus. I did not really mean to lower my level, as I know that my level is that of the lowest of the low and really mean. I try not to avert my eyes from the pitfalls and traps that gnawed upon my mortal body and scarred me, however -- I know a horseman when I see one, for instance. 'Tis like a recovering alcoholic recognizing his own -- there may be no whiskey upon the breath... yet the glint in the eyes and the flaring of the nostrils, stallion-like, tells all.

Sincerely,
Magna, née Magnus

PRAY TO JESUS THAT HE MAY SAVE YOU!
(though it realy is a disgusting story that you tell, and GOD knows why HE would chose to save such a gone case of hommerism that has cripled the manly body that HE gave)

PRAISE THE LORD!

[Magnum Innominandum]

Re: The Horrible Cult...Must Read

Please forgive me, see_the_light, but as a reassigned transsexual trying to regain my manhood and re-enter Christendom, I often swoon beneath the unholy images that held sway in the miserable life I led prior to my finding Jesus. I did not really mean to lower my level, as I know that my level is that of the lowest of the low and really mean. I try not to avert my eyes from the pitfalls and traps that gnawed upon my mortal body and scarred me, however -- I know a horseman when I see one, for instance. 'Tis like a recovering alcoholic recognizing his own -- there may be no whiskey upon the breath... yet the glint in the eyes and the flaring of the nostrils, stallion-like, tells all.

Sincerely,
Magna, née Magnus

[see_the_light]

Re: The Horrible Cult...Must Read

Mark Karen Cauchemar,

The fact that you have been banned from this forum is sufficient proof to any God-fearing person that you are in error. Don't let these people tell me wrong? Not only are many of the participants here very obviously better guides than Virgil was for that deluded cathylick Dante when it comes to the Inferno of a society that has turned its back upon God -- most of what is written here, except by bestial heretics like you, is firmly rooted in scripture and thus not subject to human error. You're not really suggesting that the elders of Landover Baptist are telling me wrong, in other words -- you are calling the Lord a liar.

I live in the Malebolge of a Godless European country which allows pansies to marry and provides universal health care by soaking the rich and righteous. Criminal retards can't be fried and there are no churches like Landover anywhere near me -- only free day care centers full of budding little lesbians who can't even be spanked. Only by the American miracle of the Internets was I able to find shepherds as distinguished as these. What had been as cloudy as the semen of Geryon suddenly became as clear as high noon in an Iowa cornfield on the Fourth of July. Can you be so clear? No! God only allows things to happen, because it is all in the plan. You got that right -- but do you know the plan? No, you can only mutter fluff-bunny bromides worthy of some crystal-gazing New Age cripple. 1,000's and 1,000's of souls were reborn... You want to turn the gaze of lost souls away from the harsh reality of the Lord! A few True Christians™ were doubtless reborn, you confused hermaphroditic heretic -- but many, many more were sent off to Satan and his imps. 9/11 happened in New York, a city wholly controlled by Joos. The hurricane with the Russian-sounding name struck New Orleans, a city that centers its calendar upon a cathylick holiday, which it celebrates by letting men lick each others' trouser rats in the streets. Women bare the melons meant for their husbands to crowds of Negroes to get glass trinkets only the pathetic Injuns who sold Manhattan to the Joos could delight in. It's the featured city in the works of Anne Rice, the closest human thing to the Scarlet Woman on God's green earth -- a demented harlot and hack who turns adolescents towards the powers of darkness so that they come crawling in here like a revolution of lemmings to spout off about their individuality.

Lemmings, Mark Karen Cauchemar, migrate to the sea in the country next to me, Norway, which used to call its capital Christiania but is now just as Godless as the rest of Scandinavia (though it at least doesn't take orders from the sepulchral city in accursed Belgium). So many get pushed off the cliffs that people used to think it was mass suicide, a sort of Guyana of rodents. And so we come to the sea again -- green as the lettuce of bunny-worshippers. Have you never felt the Lord, palpable as the erection of a cathylick Santa Claus with a squirming schoolboy in his lap? Look here, you hermaphroditic heretic -- just as Jesus saw to it that I immediately realized that Landover is the church of True Christians™, so Jesus helped me to analyze your name.

God only allows things to happen, because it is all in the plan. Sandwiched like a double-penetrated harlot between the bewitching sputa of falsehood you so ineloquently gargled, this was indeed a naked truth, Mark Karen Cauchemar! It doesn't matter at all that you claim your nick was an "accident" -- because there are no accidents. It's as much your name as "hey, faggot" probably was when you leered at the crotches of Christian wrestlers in high school. Your name is legion -- but I knew right away that you dream of equine penetration. You ask: what kind of Christian are you to bring up such crude language?! What's crude in my language, you aeternally damned faux-Baptist nancy-boy? After studying I posed a simple question: Do you have sex with horses? Just because you think dirty things when you stare at horses doesn't make "horse" a dirty word. Or are you a heroin user? Neither is "sex" a cuss word -- sex is a beautiful thing when it takes place between True Christian™ men and their subservient wives after the sacrament of marriage and once she has washed the sheets with fabric softener.

Anyone can see that I got you down to a tee, Mark Karen Cauchemar. Fealty to the Lord and regular readings of the King James Bible make one's eyesight better than Superman's X-ray vision. I instantly suspected you of communism, for instance -- and what you say about credit cards completely confirms this God-guided inkling. For example, the whole reason there are trailer parks is easy credit, you traitorous Bolshevik. Credit allowed many young white men to own a home, even if it is a home on cinder blocks. Ownership is another American value. The fact that God can and does sneeze upon these dwellings more often than He does upon gated communities, sending Floridians and others into the sea and despair, is a test -- He wants to see whether the Bud-swilling, Bible-reading men who elected the Bushes remain faithful to Him and the Republican Party. He knows that even "real" men have fallen victim to liberal propaganda about the war. Once one begins to doubt, there is no telling what will happen. Texas will become as Massachusetts or France. Real men would never allow that to happen -- and so He sweeps the false "real" men into the sea like so many Scandinavian lemmings.

Also, I give money to gods wonderful Southern Baptist Church -- though you deserve to be banned, I hope to see more from you because your writing is so revealing of the agenda of the Evil One. Also, I give money to gods -- indeed you do, Mark Karen Cauchemar. To lower-case gods that multiply like Satan's imps in heat.

Sincerely,
Magna, née Magnus

Even if indeed it was a case of satanic possession and a well deserved BAN, may i sugest that you take notice of our betters and tone down on certain unholy images?

Read the KJV and ask our pastors for guidance for a more TRUE CHRISTIAN debate.

These misguided (and damned) souls that come to HIS FORUM and insult the ONE TRUE CHURCH LBC are in the wrong, but it is not for us to lower ourselves to their level, we sternly correct them, inform them of their damnation, open a door... and close it if they don't understand how to behave.

LET US PRAY TO JESUS OUR SAVIOUR!

p.s. I find myself a bit confused and troubled by your signature, I might have missed an acceptable explanation elsewhere, care to post the link or write it down and put our minds to rest about it?

[Magnum Innominandum]

Re: The Horrible Cult...Must Read

Mark Karen Cauchemar,

The fact that you have been banned from this forum is sufficient proof to any God-fearing person that you are in error. Don't let these people tell me wrong? Not only are many of the participants here very obviously better guides than Virgil was for that deluded cathylick Dante when it comes to the Inferno of a society that has turned its back upon God -- most of what is written here, except by bestial heretics like you, is firmly rooted in scripture and thus not subject to human error. You're not really suggesting that the elders of Landover Baptist are telling me wrong, in other words -- you are calling the Lord a liar.

I live in the Malebolge of a Godless European country which allows pansies to marry and provides universal health care by soaking the rich and righteous. Criminal retards can't be fried and there are no churches like Landover anywhere near me -- only free day care centers full of budding little lesbians who can't even be spanked. Only by the American miracle of the Internets was I able to find shepherds as distinguished as these. What had been as cloudy as the semen of Geryon suddenly became as clear as high noon in an Iowa cornfield on the Fourth of July. Can you be so clear? No! God only allows things to happen, because it is all in the plan. You got that right -- but do you know the plan? No, you can only mutter fluff-bunny bromides worthy of some crystal-gazing New Age cripple. 1,000's and 1,000's of souls were reborn... You want to turn the gaze of lost souls away from the harsh reality of the Lord! A few True Christians™ were doubtless reborn, you confused hermaphroditic heretic -- but many, many more were sent off to Satan and his imps. 9/11 happened in New York, a city wholly controlled by Joos. The hurricane with the Russian-sounding name struck New Orleans, a city that centers its calendar upon a cathylick holiday, which it celebrates by letting men lick each others' trouser rats in the streets. Women bare the melons meant for their husbands to crowds of Negroes to get glass trinkets only the pathetic Injuns who sold Manhattan to the Joos could delight in. It's the featured city in the works of Anne Rice, the closest human thing to the Scarlet Woman on God's green earth -- a demented harlot and hack who turns adolescents towards the powers of darkness so that they come crawling in here like a revolution of lemmings to spout off about their individuality.

Lemmings, Mark Karen Cauchemar, migrate to the sea in the country next to me, Norway, which used to call its capital Christiania but is now just as Godless as the rest of Scandinavia (though it at least doesn't take orders from the sepulchral city in accursed Belgium). So many get pushed off the cliffs that people used to think it was mass suicide, a sort of Guyana of rodents. And so we come to the sea again -- green as the lettuce of bunny-worshippers. Have you never felt the Lord, palpable as the erection of a cathylick Santa Claus with a squirming schoolboy in his lap? Look here, you hermaphroditic heretic -- just as Jesus saw to it that I immediately realized that Landover is the church of True Christians™, so Jesus helped me to analyze your name.

God only allows things to happen, because it is all in the plan. Sandwiched like a double-penetrated harlot between the bewitching sputa of falsehood you so ineloquently gargled, this was indeed a naked truth, Mark Karen Cauchemar! It doesn't matter at all that you claim your nick was an "accident" -- because there are no accidents. It's as much your name as "hey, faggot" probably was when you leered at the crotches of Christian wrestlers in high school. Your name is legion -- but I knew right away that you dream of equine penetration. You ask: what kind of Christian are you to bring up such crude language?! What's crude in my language, you aeternally damned faux-Baptist nancy-boy? After studying I posed a simple question: Do you have sex with horses? Just because you think dirty things when you stare at horses doesn't make "horse" a dirty word. Or are you a heroin user? Neither is "sex" a cuss word -- sex is a beautiful thing when it takes place between True Christian™ men and their subservient wives after the sacrament of marriage and once she has washed the sheets with fabric softener.

Anyone can see that I got you down to a tee, Mark Karen Cauchemar. Fealty to the Lord and regular readings of the King James Bible make one's eyesight better than Superman's X-ray vision. I instantly suspected you of communism, for instance -- and what you say about credit cards completely confirms this God-guided inkling. For example, the whole reason there are trailer parks is easy credit, you traitorous Bolshevik. Credit allowed many young white men to own a home, even if it is a home on cinder blocks. Ownership is another American value. The fact that God can and does sneeze upon these dwellings more often than He does upon gated communities, sending Floridians and others into the sea and despair, is a test -- He wants to see whether the Bud-swilling, Bible-reading men who elected the Bushes remain faithful to Him and the Republican Party. He knows that even "real" men have fallen victim to liberal propaganda about the war. Once one begins to doubt, there is no telling what will happen. Texas will become as Massachusetts or France. Real men would never allow that to happen -- and so He sweeps the false "real" men into the sea like so many Scandinavian lemmings.

Also, I give money to gods wonderful Southern Baptist Church -- though you deserve to be banned, I hope to see more from you because your writing is so revealing of the agenda of the Evil One. Also, I give money to gods -- indeed you do, Mark Karen Cauchemar. To lower-case gods that multiply like Satan's imps in heat.

Sincerely,
Magna, née Magnus

[Brother Temperance]

Re: The Horrible Cult...Must Read

Also, I give money to gods wonderful Southern Baptist Church, and will not give money to your church. God is pleased by what I give to his church.

God would be pleased if you gave money to His Church, but I can't imagine Him being too pleased by you chucking cash at heretics. Give money to the apostates at SBC? Why not just donate to Hugo Chavez instead?

[Markkarenmar1]

Re: The Horrible Cult...Must Read

markkarenmar,

I only very recently discovered Landover Baptist, and I can only assume that Satan has blinded you to the kindness, love and understanding practiced by the True Christians ™ here. I am suffused with sin, like a tampon on the heaviest day of a woman's catamenia -- and yet I was warmly welcomed and offered guidance. If it is made clear to me that I am damned because of the abominable things I have done, the possibility of salvation is nonetheless
extended (worship, scripture, and the PayPal button that allows even sinners to help Landover help others).

You could reject this only because you are, for now, on the side of the Beast, as far as I can tell. Look at your name -- Mark, Karen, mar... you are neither male nor female, it seems, and in the word mar lurks the sea and the equine. Cauchemar, in French and in Russian, is "nightmare." Do you have sex with horses? Do you live by the sea, in some port where foreign ideas and AIDS are spread through metrosexuals and their liberal "culture"?

God is caring and loving, yes -- but can you not see that tough love is necessary in these end times, you pansy? God cares enough to send hurricanes and fanatical mudslime fundamentalists to America's shores as punishment. God is loving enough to infect gays with HIV and uppity negroes with ebola.

Cleanse your filthy self a little by making a donation with your credit card (assuming you have one, though even deadbeats and third-worlders can get them now), and it may be that the light of the Lord helps you to see. Meditate deeply, perhaps, upon the meaning of True Christianity ™. Only Godless communists oppose the registration of trademarks, my friend. Is that what you are, besides being an accursed hermaphrodite who dreams about fornication with horses?

Christianity and commerce go hand in hand. Together with the caring love and weaponry that helps the US liberate the benighted mudslimes, frighten the heathen into submission, and strike down the pie-stealing, nappy headed Canaanites, these values are what made America great.

Sincerely,
Magna, née Magnus

Magna Nee Magnus,

I would first like to say that if you are a christian, no matter what you have done, if you accepted the lord jesus christ into your heart, then you are NOT damned. Dont let these people tell you wrong. If you say you have the possibility of salvation, then you must go back to Jesus and ask him into your heart for real, because if you are a TRUE CHRISTIAN, you would know that you will go to heaven even for committing the worse sin, because Jesus forgives people, just as he did on the cross , forgiving even the one that was dieing with him.

On the other hand , thats my point, your twisting my user name around. Are you crazy? I am using a name Mark Karen Mar, Short for Mark, because the user name Markkarenmark was taken and have always used that. I dont see why it is so important to you to take a stab at my name, and like I said, I dont care if ya do, I just laugh about it. Having sex with horses. what kind of Christian are you to bring up such crude language, and you get that from the last three letters of my name, matching it with some other word that means nothing what so ever to me. What if I were to say re arrange the letters in your name . Maybe I could find some weird word that matches one of the other 1 billion other word meanings, and call you a something crazy. But guess what, I will not stoop to your level and ask you such stupid and unimportant questions.

God does not send hurricanes and stuff like that. The devil is the cause for those things. God only allows things to happen, because it is all in the plan. The plan that makes us stronger and closer to him. When september 11th happened, although thousands of people died, 1,000's and 1,000's of souls were reborn and granted for when they die or jesus is comes again, that they will have a spot in heaven.

Also, I give money to gods wonderful Southern Baptist Church, and will not give money to your church. God is pleased by what I give to his church. But I dont care if he cares, I just do it, to do it. Not to be forgivin of the sins that I commited, because rest assure that I am going to be in heaven, and I pray that you will see the error in which you practice on giving the word out in such harsh ways.

Oh I most note, my personal oppion is not to own a credit card, for its not money you have earned. If you give money that you dont even have, its just no right. I like to give 10 percent or more of hard earned money that I earned and I like to right a check to gods church and not mess around with Money that is on a plastic card, that I havent even earned.

[Magnum Innominandum]

Re: The Horrible Cult...Must Read

markkarenmar,

I only very recently discovered Landover Baptist, and I can only assume that Satan has blinded you to the kindness, love and understanding practiced by the True Christians ™ here. I am suffused with sin, like a tampon on the heaviest day of a woman's catamenia -- and yet I was warmly welcomed and offered guidance. If it is made clear to me that I am damned because of the abominable things I have done, the possibility of salvation is nonetheless
extended (worship, scripture, and the PayPal button that allows even sinners to help Landover help others).

You could reject this only because you are, for now, on the side of the Beast, as far as I can tell. Look at your name -- Mark, Karen, mar... you are neither male nor female, it seems, and in the word mar lurks the sea and the equine. Cauchemar, in French and in Russian, is "nightmare." Do you have sex with horses? Do you live by the sea, in some port where foreign ideas and AIDS are spread through metrosexuals and their liberal "culture"?

God is caring and loving, yes -- but can you not see that tough love is necessary in these end times, you pansy? God cares enough to send hurricanes and fanatical mudslime fundamentalists to America's shores as punishment. God is loving enough to infect gays with HIV and uppity negroes with ebola.

Cleanse your filthy self a little by making a donation with your credit card (assuming you have one, though even deadbeats and third-worlders can get them now), and it may be that the light of the Lord helps you to see. Meditate deeply, perhaps, upon the meaning of True Christianity ™. Only Godless communists oppose the registration of trademarks, my friend. Is that what you are, besides being an accursed hermaphrodite who dreams about fornication with horses?

Christianity and commerce go hand in hand. Together with the caring love and weaponry that helps the US liberate the benighted mudslimes, frighten the heathen into submission, and strike down the pie-stealing, nappy headed Canaanites, these values are what made America great.

Sincerely,
Magna, née Magnus

[Meserti]

Re: The Horrible Cult...Must Read

my friend, why are you the only one with sense on this forum?

if only these imbeciles were as good and reasonable as you...

[markkarenmar]

Re: The Horrible Cult...Must Read

Also I wonder why a church, a caring church like yourselfs has to put a disclaimer like this up. Also what Rights do you have to the word TRUE CHRISTIAN. A True Christian isnt some TRADE MARK!

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