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  • Viggo B. Kristoffersen
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2010
    • 492
    #1

    Glory! -Denmarkian church hangs Christmas Goblins


    The sign says: "We renounce the devil and all his works and all his ways"

    Denmarkian priest hangs goblin in front of church (sorry about the evil tongue the article is written in)

    As you all know, most denmarkians are hellbound goatraping vikings who's only mission on earth is to mock God and hate everything that's good. But fortunately there are exceptions. One of them is called Jon Knudsen, who dares to go against our communist government and tell the truth about our disgusting denmarkian christmas traditions.

    Bless Father Jon Knudsen for taking this important towards the evil of Christmas. It was about time someone took action against these heathen goblin demons who will do anything to destroy Christmas and our faith in our Father Jesus Christ.


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    • Johannes Kirkeholm
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Oct 2010
      • 395
      #2
      Re: Glory! -Denmarkian church hangs Christmas Goblins

      God bless Jon Knudsen. He is one of the only pastors in Denmark who comes close to being a True Christian™.

      Other than him I'd say that Jesper Langballe and Søren Krarup are some of the only Godly pastors in Denmark. Jesper Langballe is currently fighting the communist Denmarkian government who want him convicted of racism just because he said the truth: That all mudslime fathers allow their brothers to rape their daughters.
      To the atheists:

      To the false christians:

      Feel like pissing off God? Perhaps this will change your mind:

      Hosea 13:16
      Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.

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        • Lisa H
          Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 5070
          #3
          Re: Glory! -Denmarkian church hangs Christmas Goblins

          Those Denmarkin Goblins sure do look evil.
          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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            • proteastantguy
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Aug 2010
              • 488
              #4
              Re: Glory! -Denmarkian church hangs Christmas Goblins

              Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
              Those Denmarkin Goblins sure do look evil.
              Goblins ARE evil.

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