8 Reasons why GOD HATES SCIENCE!

[Sheldon the Swede]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES SCIENCE!

1. Psalm 9:17 The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.
2. A famous paedophile scientist named Stephen Hawkings claimed that God did not create the universe. In 1963, God answered Stephen Hawkings betrayal by cursing him with Down Syndrome. He later claimed that his body was physically disabled but in reality he is making up a poor excuse for sitting in a wheelchair all day getting his lazy scientist ass wiped by beautiful british nurses.
   
   Proverbs 13:4 The soul of the lazy man desires and has nothing; but the soul of the diligent shall be made rich.

Down syndrome finds his cause by one chromosome too much. Hawking has amyotrofische laterale sclerose, a whole different disease where he is completely paralysed.

And how do you know he is a paedophile? Where have you found this information? Or is this a assumption?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES SCIENCE!

Archimedes?

[Levi Jones]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES SCIENCE!

Amen, Brother. I don't know how I missed this thread. That is some excellent scientificating!

[awesomeness]

8 Reasons Why GOD HATES SCIENCE!

1. In 1927, a scientist named Georges Lemaitre came up with a theory where he suggested that the universe was created by exploding. However, this theory was soon discovered as a hoax. How can nothing explode into something? The bible clearly says that God is the original creator of the heavens and the earth.
   
   Genesis 1:1 In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.
   
   
2. The great grandfather of all science, Albert Einstein, was also a lunatic sex freak and paedophile who raped numerous innocent women and children during his fame. He used his popularity as a wiseman to recklessly shake the pantyhose of every single woman that he came across, including the wifes of other men. God punished him with death 18 April, 1955.
   
   Leviticus 20:10 If a man commits adultery with his neighbor's wife, both the man and the woman who have committed adultery must be put to death.
   
   
3. Most scientists are also atheists! They claim to have disproven Gods existence but in reality they are evil sinners who will all pay for their sins by ending up in hell. The bible clearly says that those who accepts Jesus Christ as their saviour shall be granted a place in heaven. Those who dont, however, will all be send to hell to burn for all eternity.
   
   Psalm 9:17 The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.
   
   
4. A famous paedophile scientist named Stephen Hawkings claimed that God did not create the universe. In 1963, God answered Stephen Hawkings betrayal by cursing him with Down Syndrome. He later claimed that his body was physically disabled but in reality he is making up a poor excuse for sitting in a wheelchair all day getting his lazy scientist ass wiped by beautiful british nurses.
   
   Proverbs 13:4 The soul of the lazy man desires and has nothing; but the soul of the diligent shall be made rich.

All scientists needs to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their Saviour! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking scientists like Albert Einstein, Isaac Newton, Galileo Galilei, Charles Darwin, Johannes Kepler, Louis Pasteur, Ernest Rutherford, Jane Goodall, Edwin Hubble, Michael Faraday, Pierre & Marie Curie, James Maxwell, Aristotle and Stephen Hawking.