Originally posted by FeralFinn
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The classic example is that Leviticus 20 tells us (among other things) not to have sex with animals.
Yet the science of evilution tells us that men and monkeys are the same! So science is saying we can have have sex with them?
This is exactly why we have the AIDs! People had penicular anal congress with monkeys and God was do annoyed he sent AIDs as a punishment!
A clear case of God saying science is bad

But science can be good, also. And often in the most amazing ways.
The famous joo behaviourist Milgram (while researching how to terrorise innocent non joos with electrical shocks) found that it is part of human nature to obey important people.
Now, I think we can all agree the most important person in the world ever is God: therefor that dirty joo torturer Milgram prooves people naturally obey God and that this is level of obedience is higher when we are punished (this is common knowledge to married men everywhere).
This even explains why the joos might have had a rum time of it during the second world war! God in His mercy is desperate to save them (the joos) that He really went for broke with them (even though some say they deserve a bit of punishment for killing Jesus, but that is not for now).
It always makes sense with God.
YIC
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