[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: Can one be an Anarchist and a Christian?

Then again, you're a pussy, so who are you to criticize?

Do all christians practice baseless name calling or are you some sorta radical? It's cool. I understand that you have to act like a badass on the internet to get any action from you wife.....well, I might be giving you too much credit assuming that you're married (to a woman at least!)

You hear me now.. Baptist. I ain't never been a mormon

You hear me now retard, I'm not Baptist and I don't enjoy being lumped in with their kind.

President Bush was hand-picked by Jesus to lead us in the War on Terror. I mean what could be more obvious? He lost the election and yet became president. How can you question Christ's Divine Plan©?

You'd think that Christ could at least pick some one that can pronounce the word "nuclear" correctly as well as some one that doesn't have E.D. Question: does Christ copyright all his material?

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Can one be an Anarchist and a Christian?

act like a badass on the internet

Heh.. You're not really in a position to critizise anyone for doing that.
(Besides, brother smith isn't doing any "acting" whatsoever here.)
Pot calling the kettle black if I've ever seen it.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Can one be an Anarchist and a Christian?

Thank you, Brother Seeker.

Do all christians practice baseless name calling

No, you pussy. True Christians™ always have a reason when we call names. Anyway, you're the one who called him a dumbass and a Mormon first, so why are you upset with me for agreeing with you?

you have to act like a badass on the internet to get any action from you wife

A True Christian™ man doesn't need to act like anything other than an apostle to get action from his wives:

I want you to know that the head of every man is Christ, the head of woman is man.... 1 Corinthians 11

.....well, I might be giving you too much credit assuming that you're married (to a woman at least!)

Nobody cares what a pussy like you thinks.

I'm not Baptist

PRAISE GOD!!!! Spending eternity with a pussy like you would simply have been insufferable.

You'd think that Christ could at least pick some one that can pronounce the word "nuclear" correctly as well as some one that doesn't have E.D.

Or perhaps someone who knows that the pronoun "who" is used to refer to people, not the pronoun "that," and that "someone" is one word, not two.

Question: does Christ copyright all his material?

Why don't you open up a Bible and see for yourself?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Can one be an Anarchist and a Christian?

Is it possible to revoke every government except gods alone? It says in Matthew that all governments are created by Satan, it only seems right to fight them.

Why did you feel the need to create two virtually identical threads? Is it to distract attention from how badly you were losing the argument in the other one? I may as well repeat my reply from your identical thread:

Tolstoy claimed to be a Christian Anarchist as well, until Jesus killed him for being a drunken sass-mouth Russkie with no respect for the powers that be. In the eyes of the Lord, everyone's a servant, so read this and shut up.

Can you solve those contradictions?

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: Can one be an Anarchist and a Christian?

Heh.. You're not really in a position to critizise anyone for doing that.
(Besides, brother smith isn't doing any "acting" whatsoever here.)
Pot calling the kettle black if I've ever seen it.

Meh, you called my bluff. But I mean give me a break, the guy uses the word pussy four times on his posts in just under 2 days; pimps barely even see that kind of action!

A True Christian™ man doesn't need to act like anything other than an apostle to get action from his wives

Wow, sounds like you and your wife must have a uh.....wild time.

Spending eternity with a pussy like you would simply have been insufferable.

How wierd, I was just thinking the same thing.....must be that damned Jesus magic again.

Or perhaps someone who knows that the pronoun "who" is used to refer to people, not the pronoun "that," and that "someone" is one word, not two.

Thank you for assuming the role of grammer police. Typos were running so rampant across this forum I wasn't sure what to do. I'll rest easier now though, knowing that somebody finally has enough free time to end this 9th grade English teacher's nightmare.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Can one be an Anarchist and a Christian?

the guy uses the word pussy four times on his posts in just under 2 days; pimps barely even see that kind of action!

I wouldn't know what action pimps see, and don't really want to. But I can see your picture, friend, and you are a pussy.

So why do you keep denying it?

Thank you for assuming the role of grammer police.

That's grammar police.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: Can one be an Anarchist and a Christian?

I wouldn't know what action pimps see, and don't really want to. But I can see your picture, friend, and you are a pussy.

So why do you keep denying it?

Ya this was my original picture




Someone got creative with photoshop and I thought it was funny enough to keep.

That's grammar police.

heheh, ya I actually caught that one after I posted it and just kept thinking "shit, the grammAr police are gonna bust me on that one". Looks like I was right....can you just let me off this one time with a warning, Officer?

[Seeker]

Re: Can one be an Anarchist and a Christian?

Ya this was my original picture




Someone got creative with photoshop and I thought it was funny enough to keep.[/left]



heheh, ya I actually caught that one after I posted it and just kept thinking "shit, the grammAr police are gonna bust me on that one". Looks like I was right....can you just let me off this one time with a warning, Officer?

Is that Rodney James Dio? Do I win?

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: Can one be an Anarchist and a Christian?

Is that Rodney James Dio? Do I win?

Of course you win!!!! Dio is the greatest!!! I think I had a minor stroke when I saw that someone recognized it

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Can one be an Anarchist and a Christian?

Someone got creative with photoshop and I thought it was funny enough to keep.

OK. Sorry for the misunderstanding. If you don't want to be called a pussy, though, you really should change your avatar. I thought you were your cat. After all, if Balaam's ass could speak to him in Numbers 22:28, I didn't see why your pussy couldn't be speaking to me on Landoverbaptist.net.

heheh, ya I actually caught that one after I posted it and just kept thinking "shit, the grammAr police are gonna bust me on that one". Looks like I was right....can you just let me off this one time with a warning, Officer?

You dissed the greatest President in US history, George W. Bush, a good and Godly man, for the way he (and every other Texan) pronounces nuclear, yet you are upset when I point out much greater flaws in the way you write? Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap. Galatians 6:7. Yes, I will let you off this one time with just a warning: we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ; that every one may receive the things done in his body, according to that he hath done, whether it be good or bad. 2 Corinthians 5:10

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: Can one be an Anarchist and a Christian?

OK. Sorry for the misunderstanding. If you don't want to be called a pussy, though, you really should change your avatar. I thought you were your cat. After all, if Balaam's ass could speak to him in Numbers 22:28, I didn't see why your pussy couldn't be speaking to me on Landoverbaptist.net.

Ahah, I see what you did there. Yes, I should change my avatar to clear up the confusion then.

You dissed the greatest President in US history, George W. Bush, a good and Godly man, for the way he (and every other Texan) pronounces nuclear, yet you are upset when I point out much greater flaws in the way you write? Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap. Galatians 6:7. Yes, I will let you off this one time with just a warning: we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ; that every one may receive the things done in his body, according to that he hath done, whether it be good or bad. 2 Corinthians 5:10[/quote]

Point taken. It would seem that my evil ways must be amended...

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: Can one be an Anarchist and a Christian?

If you don't want to be called a pussy, though, you really should change your avatar.

Ok, I changed it. Sorry for the inconvenience.

[JennyD]

Re: Can one be an Anarchist and a Christian?

Ok, I changed it. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Shall we now call you a douchebag?


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I'm so SORRY, Pastors! I don't know what came over me! That was most unladylike of me.

What I meant to say was, "Shall we now call you a pimply teenage loser in his mom's basement, eating Cheetos and watching Internet porn between insulting your Creator with insolent and senseless posts?"

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: Can one be an Anarchist and a Christian?

Shall we now call you a douchebag?


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I'm so SORRY, Pastors! I don't know what came over me! That was most unladylike of me.

Quite unladylike; now get in the kitchen and make me a sandwhich like a real lady would!

What I meant to say was, "Shall we now call you a pimply teenage loser in his mom's basement, eating Cheetos and watching Internet porn between insulting your Creator with insolent and senseless posts?"

So much wrong with your post.....I've never lived in a house with a basement, I don't live with my mom, I'm not a teenager, I don't have pimples, Cheetos are too disgusting to actually eat, and I haven't insulted YOUR Creator for a while now. Phew, that was a lot to correct. Pretty much the only thing you got right was the part about the internet porn. That's some good stuff