Atheists Kept Out of the Military; Thanks Jesus

[Johny Joe Hold]

The U. S. Military has embarked on a program about Comprehesive Military Readiness. It's goal is to insure that we do not end up with soldiers falling apart physically or mentally.

Part of the mental part is to make sure soldiers have "spirituality". We at LBC have known for years that a healthy person is a Christian person. Finally, the military has learned about us and has adopted our view.

Soldiers are to take a questionaire about their mental readiness. A couple of the mental questions are

"I am a spiritual person" (rank on a scale of agreement or disagreement)

"I think my life is part of a bigger universe" (rank)


Of course, Satan's atheists are complaining about this.

There is more information about this wonderful Christian program at:

http://www.army.mil/csf/downloads.html

[GreatEighthSin]

Re: Atheists Kept Out of the Military; Thanks Jesus

If atheists are so bent and twisted into the short comings of , then why are Christians gearing to be the first at the front lines, and the majority of atheists so willing to work for peace through non-violent ways?

Personally, I think that the followers of would be the ones gearing to be first on the front lines. Right?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Atheists Kept Out of the Military; Thanks Jesus

If atheists are so bent and twisted into the short comings of , then why are Christians gearing to be the first at the front lines, and the majority of atheists so willing to work for peace through non-violent ways?

Personally, I think that the followers of would be the ones gearing to be first on the front lines. Right?

You are not the first person to post in pictograms:

THIS POSTER is now in HELL

I would urge you to contact your Pastor (if you have one) to verify your own status in this respect - if it's not, already too late . .

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Atheists Kept Out of the Military; Thanks Jesus

If atheists are so bent and twisted into the short comings of , then why are Christians gearing to be the first at the front lines, and the majority of atheists so willing to work for peace through non-violent ways?

Because atheists are cowards. There are no atheists in foxholes.

Personally, I think that the followers of would be the ones gearing to be first on the front lines. Right?

They are on the front lines in every Islamic military force. As for the rest, I think that you've never read the Bible. Right?

[Wide-Open]

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They are on the front lines in every Islamic military force.

Indeed Brother. Except when they are sodimites. THEN they absolutely want to join the US Army!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Atheists Kept Out of the Military; Thanks Jesus

Indeed Brother. Except when they are sodimites. THEN they absolutely want to join the US Army!

Of course, the only reason sodomites want to join the Army is to shower with straight men, and to make us lose battles. Everyone knows the queers and the Muslims are in cahoots. Just look at Obama. He is a queer loving Kenyan Muslim.

[GOD=life]

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Of course, the only reason sodomites want to join the Army is to shower with straight men, and to make us lose battles.

Exactly, they can also go to gyms. But I guess almost all the men there are gay to begin with, so that's not nearly as thrilling.

[Wide-Open]

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Exactly, they can also go to gyms.

That reminds me Brother. When I was a freshman at my Outreach Post, I once was lured into a building by someone shouting from above. On entry, I saw everyone had left their shoes outside. Could be a "gym" I thought, expecially when I saw lots of people going up and down in a certain rhythm, with the teacher standing in front. No ladies around, so I thought: "Excellent!"

I joined them - I needed to lose some weight - and it took me a while before I noticed the Allahu Akbarring that occured around me. I probably got sidetracked with of all those men's behinds in front of me.

I left rather quickly, forgetting my shoes in the process, and prayed long and hard that night.

[The Belgian Fool]

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It should be only Christians in the military, as the Bible explain : "Kill, kill, kill the lost lamb, kill the ones who do not believe in Jesus Christ our Saver, kill your neighbor and rape his wife and children if he does not watch the Jerry Springer Show" Psalms 1:32

[The Belgian Fool]

Re: Atheists Kept Out of the Military; Thanks Jesus

I noticed the Allahu Akbarring that occured around me. I probably got sidetracked with of all those men's behinds in front of me.

So, are you gay?
Because you can put thousands of men's behinds in front of me and that won't do anything to me. And I know I'm straight...so...

[Wide-Open]

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So, are you gay?
Because you can put thousands of men's behinds in front of me and that won't do anything to me. And I know I'm straight...so...

Friend, did you just call me gay?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Atheists Kept Out of the Military; Thanks Jesus

That reminds me Brother. When I was a freshman at my Outreach Post, I once was lured into a building by someone shouting from above. On entry, I saw everyone had left their shoes outside. Could be a "gym" I thought, expecially when I saw lots of people going up and down in a certain rhythm, with the teacher standing in front. No ladies around, so I thought: "Excellent!"

I joined them - I needed to lose some weight - and it took me a while before I noticed the Allahu Akbarring that occured around me. I probably got sidetracked with of all those men's behinds in front of me.

I left rather quickly, forgetting my shoes in the process, and prayed long and hard that night.

Mr. Open, it has always puzzled me: why would anyone "pray" by elevating their anuses backsides rear-end to their imagined "heaven" to petition their "god"?

(And it will no doubt remain a mystery forever!)