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    Atheists Kept Out of the Military; Thanks Jesus

    The U. S. Military has embarked on a program about Comprehesive Military Readiness. It's goal is to insure that we do not end up with soldiers falling apart physically or mentally.

    Part of the mental part is to make sure soldiers have "spirituality". We at LBC have known for years that a healthy person is a Christian person. Finally, the military has learned about us and has adopted our view.

    Soldiers are to take a questionaire about their mental readiness. A couple of the mental questions are

    "I am a spiritual person" (rank on a scale of agreement or disagreement)

    "I think my life is part of a bigger universe" (rank)


    Of course, Satan's atheists are complaining about this.

    There is more information about this wonderful Christian program at:

    http://www.army.mil/csf/downloads.html
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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    Re: Atheists Kept Out of the Military; Thanks Jesus

    If atheists are so bent and twisted into the short comings of , then why are Christians gearing to be the first at the front lines, and the majority of atheists so willing to work for peace through non-violent ways?

    Personally, I think that the followers of would be the ones gearing to be first on the front lines. Right?

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    • #3
      Re: Atheists Kept Out of the Military; Thanks Jesus

      Originally posted by GreatEighthSin View Post
      If atheists are so bent and twisted into the short comings of , then why are Christians gearing to be the first at the front lines, and the majority of atheists so willing to work for peace through non-violent ways?

      Personally, I think that the followers of would be the ones gearing to be first on the front lines. Right?

      You are not the first person to post in pictograms:





      THIS POSTER is now in HELL



      I would urge you to contact your Pastor (if you have one) to verify your own status in this respect - if it's not, already too late . .

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      • #4
        Re: Atheists Kept Out of the Military; Thanks Jesus

        Originally posted by GreatEighthSin View Post
        If atheists are so bent and twisted into the short comings of , then why are Christians gearing to be the first at the front lines, and the majority of atheists so willing to work for peace through non-violent ways?
        Because atheists are cowards. There are no atheists in foxholes.
        Personally, I think that the followers of would be the ones gearing to be first on the front lines. Right?
        They are on the front lines in every Islamic military force. As for the rest, I think that you've never read the Bible. Right?
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • #5
          Re: Atheists Kept Out of the Military; Thanks Jesus

          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          They are on the front lines in every Islamic military force.
          Indeed Brother. Except when they are sodimites. THEN they absolutely want to join the US Army!
          Psalm 81:10:
          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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          • #6
            Re: Atheists Kept Out of the Military; Thanks Jesus

            Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
            Indeed Brother. Except when they are sodimites. THEN they absolutely want to join the US Army!
            Of course, the only reason sodomites want to join the Army is to shower with straight men, and to make us lose battles. Everyone knows the queers and the Muslims are in cahoots. Just look at Obama. He is a queer loving Kenyan Muslim.
            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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            • #7
              Re: Atheists Kept Out of the Military; Thanks Jesus

              Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
              Of course, the only reason sodomites want to join the Army is to shower with straight men, and to make us lose battles.
              Exactly, they can also go to gyms. But I guess almost all the men there are gay to begin with, so that's not nearly as thrilling.
              I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

              Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
              Matthew 7:22               Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
              Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

              Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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              • #8
                Re: Atheists Kept Out of the Military; Thanks Jesus

                Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                Exactly, they can also go to gyms.
                That reminds me Brother. When I was a freshman at my Outreach Post, I once was lured into a building by someone shouting from above. On entry, I saw everyone had left their shoes outside. Could be a "gym" I thought, expecially when I saw lots of people going up and down in a certain rhythm, with the teacher standing in front. No ladies around, so I thought: "Excellent!"

                I joined them - I needed to lose some weight - and it took me a while before I noticed the Allahu Akbarring that occured around me. I probably got sidetracked with of all those men's behinds in front of me.

                I left rather quickly, forgetting my shoes in the process, and prayed long and hard that night.
                Psalm 81:10:
                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • #9
                  Re: Atheists Kept Out of the Military; Thanks Jesus

                  It should be only Christians in the military, as the Bible explain : "Kill, kill, kill the lost lamb, kill the ones who do not believe in Jesus Christ our Saver, kill your neighbor and rape his wife and children if he does not watch the Jerry Springer Show" Psalms 1:32

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                  • #10
                    Re: Atheists Kept Out of the Military; Thanks Jesus

                    Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                    I noticed the Allahu Akbarring that occured around me. I probably got sidetracked with of all those men's behinds in front of me.
                    So, are you gay?
                    Because you can put thousands of men's behinds in front of me and that won't do anything to me. And I know I'm straight...so...

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                    • #11
                      Re: Atheists Kept Out of the Military; Thanks Jesus

                      Originally posted by The Belgian Dude View Post
                      So, are you gay?
                      Because you can put thousands of men's behinds in front of me and that won't do anything to me. And I know I'm straight...so...
                      Friend, did you just call me gay?
                      Psalm 81:10:
                      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Atheists Kept Out of the Military; Thanks Jesus

                        Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                        That reminds me Brother. When I was a freshman at my Outreach Post, I once was lured into a building by someone shouting from above. On entry, I saw everyone had left their shoes outside. Could be a "gym" I thought, expecially when I saw lots of people going up and down in a certain rhythm, with the teacher standing in front. No ladies around, so I thought: "Excellent!"

                        I joined them - I needed to lose some weight - and it took me a while before I noticed the Allahu Akbarring that occured around me. I probably got sidetracked with of all those men's behinds in front of me.

                        I left rather quickly, forgetting my shoes in the process, and prayed long and hard that night.
                        Mr. Open, it has always puzzled me: why would anyone "pray" by elevating their anuses backsides rear-end to their imagined "heaven" to petition their "god"?

                        (And it will no doubt remain a mystery forever!)

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