Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

[incapableofthought]

Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

Perhaps the story is simply untrue and therefore needs to religious/ atheist explanation at all?

[SUV]

Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

Pasta Pizzle! Pastor AL E. PISTLE! So Manly and so Godly! PLEASE return to Your Church Home!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

"Origins", Brother? What's that? Some sort of anti-Christian hate site, like the Huff'n'puff Post?

Its the book of that no good rascal Darwin. It's the Atheists Bible and filled with secularist chants and rituals so they know how to properly abort babies for Satan.

Science has proven that adrenaline can cause an individual to use the least amount of information to take action. In example, it was stated in this touching story that the individual saw a brief flash of light due to an explosion in the area that revealed an enemy soldier. Knowing that there was no ammo left to open fire, the next thing a soldier is trained for is to use hand-to-hand combat.

That was never in question. It's Pastor Pistle FIRST HAND experience with our Loving Savior Jesus Christ that I was talking about.

You going to try to say Jesus didn't help Pistle kill that viet cong soldier?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Indeed moving. Who among us wasn't moved to tears of joy when we listened to Pastor Pistle recount it during a sermon? PROOF POSITIVE That Christ is ALIVE and ACTIVE in the world. GLORY!

And I see no atheists has the guts to explain this powerful witnessing. I guess "Origins" says nothing about first person experience.

"Origins", Brother? What's that? Some sort of anti-Christian hate site, like the Huff'n'puff Post?

[Cursed]

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Science has proven that adrenaline can cause an individual to use the least amount of information to take action. In example, it was stated in this touching story that the individual saw a brief flash of light due to an explosion in the area that revealed an enemy soldier. Knowing that there was no ammo left to open fire, the next thing a soldier is trained for is to use hand-to-hand combat.

Scientifically speaking, Occam's razor states "the simpler explanation is more likely the correct one."

It's a lot simpler to say God did it, so even science agrees that this was a miracle.

[TheRapture]

Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

Science has proven that adrenaline can cause an individual to use the least amount of information to take action. In example, it was stated in this touching story that the individual saw a brief flash of light due to an explosion in the area that revealed an enemy soldier. Knowing that there was no ammo left to open fire, the next thing a soldier is trained for is to use hand-to-hand combat.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

Can you remember what the Bible says about obeying secular law?

[Barry]

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Not only is this a beautiful story that clearly demonstrates the love of Jesus Christ and the glory God, I also find it truly inspiring. It is clear God wants us to go out with our own knives and rip the throats out of the filthy yellow Gooks that have infiltrated the towns where we live.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Words can not express my feelings when I hear stories like this.

Indeed moving. Who among us wasn't moved to tears of joy when we listened to Pastor Pistle recount it during a sermon? PROOF POSITIVE That Christ is ALIVE and ACTIVE in the world. GLORY!

And I see no atheists has the guts to explain this powerful witnessing. I guess "Origins" says nothing about first person experience.

[Gabriel Reproba]

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Words can not express my feelings when I hear stories like this.

[Tubba Blubba]

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I've been trying to think of a reply, but after reading your beautiful story, I can't formulate myself through the tears of wonder that stream down my face. Truly, Pastor Pistle is one who loves Jesus.

[TC Patriot]

Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

As is well known the soft spoken, gentle Pastor Pistle was on of Ladnover beloved senior pastors for many, many years until he recently retired. Equally famous is Pastor Pistle's story of how Jesus saved his life in Vietnam when Pastor Pistle was a Godly Marine defending America against the savage commie red hordes.

It goes like this; Pastor Pistle's unit was clearing out of village of Vietcong one night. During the battle Pastor Pistle was separated from his unit and he had just single handedly destroyed a unit of elite Vietcong sappers disguised as a "filthy yellow Mommasan and her brats" as he put it. Unfortunately he used up the last of his ammo in this engagement and was making his way back to the rest of his unit when an explosion near him lit up the night briefly illuminating an armed Vietcong soldier standing directly in front of him!

Alone, dazzled by the flash of the explosion and out of ammo Pastor Pistle was in a deadly peril. However instead of blind panic like any person in that situation should have felt, Pastor Pistle felt a warm loving glow come over him as he felt our loving Savior Jesus' had guide Pastor Pistle's hand to his combat knife, pull it out, plunge the knife straight into the Vietcong's Karl Marx praising throat and twist it!

Pastor Pistle's vision then cleared and he found himself on top of the Vietcong, covered in the man's blood with Pistle's knife in his throat. The Vietcong soldier had been unable to bring his own assault rifle to bear on Pastor Pistle due to the close quarters! Praising Jesus Pastor Pistle got up and made his way back to safety know Christ had called Pistle to be a pastor.

Pastor Pistle knife and blood covered Bible are now proudly displayed in the church vestibule next to our marble Chuck Norris statue.

Now athiests. Care to explain how Pastor Pistle made this on in a million killer knife stab in the dark without the Hand of God helping him?

I await your reply.

It's almost like the bloody sword of Jesus.

This Godly story brought tears of joy to my eyes. Nothing is more Godly than hearing about a Godly Marine thrusting his K-bar into the throat of some Godless gook.

[Bobby-Joe]

As is well known the soft spoken, gentle Pastor Pistle was on of Ladnover beloved senior pastors for many, many years until he recently retired. Equally famous is Pastor Pistle's story of how Jesus saved his life in Vietnam when Pastor Pistle was a Godly Marine defending America against the savage commie red hordes.

It goes like this; Pastor Pistle's unit was clearing out of village of Vietcong one night. During the battle Pastor Pistle was separated from his unit and he had just single handedly destroyed a unit of elite Vietcong sappers disguised as a "filthy yellow Mommasan and her brats" as he put it. Unfortunately he used up the last of his ammo in this engagement and was making his way back to the rest of his unit when an explosion near him lit up the night briefly illuminating an armed Vietcong soldier standing directly in front of him!

Alone, dazzled by the flash of the explosion and out of ammo Pastor Pistle was in a deadly peril. However instead of blind panic like anyone in that situation should have felt, Pastor Pistle felt a warm loving glow come over him as he felt our loving Savior Jesus' had guide Pastor Pistle's hand to his combat knife, pull it out, plunge the knife straight into the Vietcong's Karl Marx praising throat and twist it!

Pastor Pistle's vision then cleared and he found himself on top of the Vietcong, covered in the man's blood with Pistle's knife in his throat. The Vietcong soldier had been unable to bring his own assault rifle to bear on Pastor Pistle due to the close quarters! Praising Jesus Pastor Pistle got up and made his way back to safety now knowing Christ had called Pistle to be a pastor.

Pastor Pistle knife and blood covered Bible are now proudly displayed in the church vestibule next to our marble Chuck Norris statue.

Now athiests. Care to explain how Pastor Pistle made this on in a million killer knife stab in the dark without the Hand of God helping him?

I await your reply.