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  • RedeemedBaptist
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    Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

    Originally posted by Epicfool View Post
    Well, muslims wantto blow up everything that's not Muslim (including muslims) and believe in their own god. Atheists don't believe in any god.
    You clearly don't get it!

    Atheists believe in the god they call Science! May they all burn in Hell!

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

    Originally posted by Epicfool View Post
    Is there any proof to back this story up, apart from what Pastor Pistle says?
    Are you calling God a liar?
    Originally posted by Epicfool View Post
    Well, muslims wantto blow up everything that's not Muslim (including muslims) and believe in their own god. Atheists don't believe in any god.
    Perhaps, but you can't deny that atheists want to blow up everything that's not Muslim.

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

    Originally posted by Epicfool View Post
    And Atheists won't shout Alahu Akbar when they do blow something up.
    OFF TOPIC

    You are evading the question friend - Jesus clearly killed that Vietcong. So admit it, God exists.

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  • Epicfool
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    Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

    Originally posted by Epicfool View Post
    Well, muslims wantto blow up everything that's not Muslim (including muslims) and believe in their own god. Atheists don't believe in any god.
    And Atheists won't shout Alahu Akbar when they do blow something up.

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  • Jack O'fagan
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    Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

    Originally posted by Epicfool View Post
    Well, muslims wantto blow up everything that's not Muslim (including muslims) and believe in their own god. Atheists don't believe in any god.

    Atheist say they don't believe in any god but look at the way they almost worship trash like Dawkins, Hitchens and Hawking. It's just sickening. They hold their 'holy' books like 'the god delusion'and 'the end of faith' and almost go into a religious ecstasy. Atheism is just another false faith it's about time they admitted it.

    They need to get right with Jesus,

    YIC

    Jack

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  • Epicfool
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    Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    or a Democrat or a Muslim or an Atheist, but who could tell the difference, RIGHT?
    Well, muslims wantto blow up everything that's not Muslim (including muslims) and believe in their own god. Atheists don't believe in any god.

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

    Originally posted by Epicfool View Post
    Satan's always depicted with a red skin colour, so probably he is communist, or Communism is satanic. Or both.
    or a Democrat or a Muslim or an Atheist, but who could tell the difference, RIGHT?

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  • Epicfool
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    Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

    Satan's always depicted with a red skin colour, so probably he is communist, or Communism is satanic. Or both.

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

    Originally posted by Epicfool View Post
    But if he was invisible, how can you be sure it was him?
    WHO ELSE WOULD KILL COMIES, SATAN??? ROFL

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

    Originally posted by Epicfool View Post
    But if he was invisible, how can you be sure it was him?
    Ever heard of the Holy Ghost?




    What a maroon.

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

    Originally posted by Epicfool View Post
    But if he was invisible, how can you be sure it was him?
    You don't pay attention when you read, do you?

    Pastor Pistle felt a warm loving glow come over him as he felt our loving Savior Jesus' had guide Pastor Pistle's hand to his combat knife, pull it out, plunge the knife straight into the Vietcong's Karl Marx praising throat and twist it!
    Who else would provide Pastor Pistle's "warm loving glow"? This isn't a special effects movie, son, this real life! Praise Jesus!

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  • Epicfool
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    Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    LOL
    What do you think Jesus is like Captian Kirk in Star Trek??? He saw Pistle was in trouble and had Scotty beam him down down the planet right before the VC could shoot Pistle!!!

    HOW DUMB DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO THINK THAT!

    NO! Jesus was like the Predator, invisible and all the time standing there next to Pistle. Jesus saw one of TRUE Christians™ in trouble and struck CLEANLY and QUICKLY because that's how our SAVIOR is! GLORY!
    But if he was invisible, how can you be sure it was him?

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

    Originally posted by Epicfool View Post
    So, out of the blue, Jesus came, with a knife?
    LOL
    What do you think Jesus is like Captian Kirk in Star Trek??? He saw Pistle was in trouble and had Scotty beam him down down the planet right before the VC could shoot Pistle!!!

    HOW DUMB DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO THINK THAT!

    NO! Jesus was like the Predator, invisible and all the time standing there next to Pistle. Jesus saw one of TRUE Christians(tm) in trouble and struck CLEANLY and QUICKLY because that's how our SAVIOR is! GLORY!

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  • Epicfool
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    Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    What, do you think that Vietcong committed suicide? You're just desperate to avoid admitting Jesus knifed that VC for Pastor Pistle. Quick being a coward, oh, I forgot, you are an atheist, you want to take the easy way out.
    So, out of the blue, Jesus came, with a knife?

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

    Originally posted by Epicfool View Post
    How do they know? They weren't there.
    What, do you think that Vietcong committed suicide? You're just desperate to avoid admitting Jesus knifed that VC for Pastor Pistle. Quick being a coward, oh, I forgot, you are an atheist, you want to take the easy way out.

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