[IbelieveIknowwhat?]

Re: REJECTION!

You're right, the words of Jesus did come from a person...a person named JESUS.



I'm not sure what kind of measurement of quantity an "abuch" is, nor do I know what a "cra" is or why you'd want to pair it with a hen. Is that an incantation for some sort of wicker spell?

that would be them editing my post
i said crap
and there you go judging me again.......figures
and what the hell is a wicker, i think the word you were looking for was wiccan

[VictoryOS]

Re: REJECTION!

did you know that people make the words of jesus

You're right, the words of Jesus did come from a person...a person named JESUS.

to make abuch of cra and hen

I'm not sure what kind of measurement of quantity an "abuch" is, nor do I know what a "cra" is or why you'd want to pair it with a hen. Is that an incantation for some sort of wicker spell?

[IbelieveIknowwhat?]

Re: REJECTION!

Brethren and Sistern, I think this child is hopeless. From his spelling I'd peg him at about fifth grade, and he should not even be on the Internets.

I feel I can only pray.

Oh Lord, in Thy mercy, heal this stupid kid's tiny brain. Make it work like a real human brain, O Lord!

For we know, O Lord, that not all Your children are equal. Some are wise, some are faithful, some are compassionate, and some -- like this one -- are stupid as cinderblocks.

No, Lord, that is unkind. I beg You to forgive me.

Cinderblocks are much wittier than the kid who is started this miserable thread.

O Lord, fix this heathen's gray matter. Arrange his head-porridge so he can think -- even just a little bit, O Lord! -- and maybe even spell simple words too.

'Cos right now he's hopeless.

Amen!

~~ OEJ

oooooh, i should give you some MAJOR infraction points.....
first, there are things that are important to me, and making sure that my spelling and grammar is absolutley perfect is not high up there on ht elist, and you just looking for ways to make fun of me, so that would put you in about the second grade you closed minded half-brained slug of a human. see it takes two to tango. and oh how the world would have been better if every one like you had a REAL human brain. im never hopeless, i will believe anything that makes sense, but nothing youve said so far has. you just babble on and on on how you think your superior, again the only thing a christian has ever talked to me about is how they are better than me. i bet on the inside you like to look at men....naked on the "internets."( theres only one internet. i actually surprised that you didnt call in the intarweb or the webernet)

[One-eyed Jack]

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Brethren and Sistern, I think this child is hopeless. From his spelling I'd peg him at about fifth grade, and he should not even be on the Internets.

I feel I can only pray.

Oh Lord, in Thy mercy, heal this stupid kid's tiny brain. Make it work like a real human brain, O Lord!

For we know, O Lord, that not all Your children are equal. Some are wise, some are faithful, some are compassionate, and some -- like this one -- are stupid as cinderblocks.

No, Lord, that is unkind. I beg You to forgive me.

Cinderblocks are much wittier than the kid who is started this miserable thread.

O Lord, fix this heathen's gray matter. Arrange his head-porridge so he can think -- even just a little bit, O Lord! -- and maybe even spell simple words too.

'Cos right now he's hopeless.

Amen!

~~ OEJ

[IbelieveIknowwhat?]

Re: REJECTION!

Secular public schools then teach about these mythical creatures to the children as part of their evil brain-washing scheme.

I pray to JESUS that someday your eyes will be opened and you can see the REAL proof that lies just in front of you.

oh and there arnt mythical creatures in the bible?
oh excuse me, they arnt mythical because theyre in the bible, i bet if dinosaurs were in the bible youd believe in them to, or may if it said that we were all aliens made from dirt, oh wait it does say that...

[IbelieveIknowwhat?]

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"Fossils" are not proof of anything. Do you know how scientists make fossils? They just find a bunch of bones from different animals and make them fit together. Then voila, by magic they have "proof" of some "dinosaur". Secular public schools then teach about these mythical creatures to the children as part of their evil brain-washing scheme.

I pray to JESUS that someday your eyes will be opened and you can see the REAL proof that lies just in front of you.

did you know that people make the words of jesus, thay just sit there with a bunch of words and fit them together to make abuch of cra and hen call it the word of god.
according to your philosiphy, you "bible" is no more factual my my bones. How do you think your computer works? how do you think you can read the words that I type into my computer on your computer screen, does od make it happen?
no...."secular" scientists made these things work, and i trust that if scientists can make my computer work, that maybe they know what their doing.

[VictoryOS]

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thats called BLIND faith, i do have faith, not in the same things you do, and its NOT blind, and not just something told me so.
this proves its not blind, they have .......OMG PROOF
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/04/05/sc...nd-fossil.html

"Fossils" are not proof of anything. Do you know how scientists make fossils? They just find a bunch of bones from different animals and make them fit together. Then voila, by magic they have "proof" of some "dinosaur". Secular public schools then teach about these mythical creatures to the children as part of their evil brain-washing scheme.

I pray to JESUS that someday your eyes will be opened and you can see the REAL proof that lies just in front of you.

[IbelieveIknowwhat?]

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No, that's called Faith. Do you have Faith?

thats called BLIND faith, i do have faith, not in the same things you do, and its NOT blind, and not just something told me so.
this proves its not blind, they have .......OMG PROOF

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/04/05/science/05cnd-fossil.html

[IbelieveIknowwhat?]

Re: REJECTION!

Do you reject Darwinism?

no because it makes way more logical sense and has a little thing call PROOF
you can prove with artifacts and data that creationism is right because by the vary nature of the idea wouldnt leave proof so your up shit creek without a paddle

[Brother Temperance]

Re: REJECTION!

Well, if I were to say anything that goes against your stupid little book youll just immediatly reject it no matter the amount of proof because you are just that dumb and closed minded to anything else in the world, thats called egotistical.

No, that's called Faith. Do you have Faith?

[IbelieveIknowwhat?]

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Strange. I've read the Bible from start to finish, and nowhere does it say to reject Jesus. However, judging from your posts, you do seem to be barely literate (obviously from a gang-infested public school instead of being lovingly homeschooled) so it's possible you may have just misunderstood the relevant scriptures.

I never said it did, and im not misunderstanding anything from that thing, ive never read it, dont have to have to go on living with out any feeling of guilt, and g ahead send me to hell, i bet ill have more fun ther living with people like einstein and aristotle and darwin and other great FREE thinkers like them.

[IbelieveIknowwhat?]

Re: REJECTION!

Sorry, your post does not make sense.

We know that God is as real as air. Our God, not yours. We know this because we believe it. Saying that once we realize our belief is based on faith we will automatically understand why a Ganesh-lovin' Hindu or a Mary-worshipping Catholic hates God is like saying that...

...well, saying that once we understand why gravitation makes apples fall out of trees we will embrace crackpot theories involving gravitational pixies and fairy dust. We're not going to turn away from the Truth and give credit to lies just because we understand that it is the Truth. Sheesh.

Now, Pastor Ezekiel has opened the door for you. In his Christian mercy he has pointed you to scripture, which is the path to salvation! Pastor Ezekiel has offered you the greatest gift a man can offer an unbelieving...um, dweeb. The Word of God shall set you free (as long as you become a Landover Baptist and not some false Christain).

We know that many mutually-exclusive propositions cannot all be true. Hindus claim there are dozens of gods, Buddhists claim there is only the Void, Muslims claim god is Allah and he never had a son, atheists believe there are no gods and no supernatural void, and...well, we know what True Christians believe.

Only one of those propositions can be true.

And we at Landover know which one it is! Hallelujah! So get down on your knees and praise God and Landover Baptist. We have the Truth!

~~ OEJ

Well, if I were to say anything that goes against your stupid little book youll just immediatly reject it no matter the amount of proof because you are just that dumb and closed minded to anything else in the world, thats called egotistical. the truth according to you, but talk to anyone else they wilo give you nother version of the truth, that called being different. you can convert the whole world, cause PRAISE JESUS there are some free thinkers that wont just take an answer just because some old guy standing at an alter wearing a dress reading from a milenia old book says so.

[IbelieveIknowwhat?]

Re: REJECTION!

What are you babbling about girl? The reason you feel inferior is because you are. When you reject Christ, that's what happens.

first......i know you want me to be bacause your just that way, but im a guy. NO I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

I NEVER said anything about what I believeed in, der.
second it takes two to tango. there are ther religions that think that since you reject their god you are inferior, its called religios nationalism, look it up. everyone thinks their's is better.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: REJECTION!

Heres a little somthin to wrap you thick heads around., As soon as you understand why you disbelieve and rejecty all other gods and religions, you will understand why i disbelieve in yours.

Do you reject Darwinism?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: REJECTION!

Heres a little somthin to wrap you thick heads around., As soon as you understand why you disbelieve and rejecty all other gods and religions, you will understand why i disbelieve in yours.

Strange. I've read the Bible from start to finish, and nowhere does it say to reject Jesus. However, judging from your posts, you do seem to be barely literate (obviously from a gang-infested public school instead of being lovingly homeschooled) so it's possible you may have just misunderstood the relevant scriptures.