[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: NUNS. SHOULD THEY BE MADE ILLEGAL?

Sister, I have a rather urgent request. Would you please continue with your testimony? You were just getting to the part that interests many of the True Christian™ Brothers, in our never ending quest to understand the "ups and downs" of what goes on in these hellacious convents full of nubile young lezbean nuns. PLEASE, PLEASE continue your narration, that we might read and re-read (in our prayer closets) the specifics of the perversions you were forced to indulge in. Leave no details out.

Oh dear, sweet, innocent Pastor Zeke. I remember when I first came to Landover, the debriefings of my time spent wasting my womb for the pope and the horrendous goings on in the convent were so shocking, you and the other pastors would get red and agitated and constantly have to excuse yourself to get a few minutes of fresh air. But I had no idea that you blocked the horror of it from your memory, or that the whole thing was recorded for future study and the training of up-and-coming young pastors in fighting the evils of the papacy!

[RighteousWarrior]

Re: NUNS. SHOULD THEY BE MADE ILLEGAL?

Nuns are gay..Nuff said.

[lilith]

Re: NUNS. SHOULD THEY BE MADE ILLEGAL?

Oh dear, sweet, innocent Pastor Zeke. I remember when I first came to Landover, the debriefings of my time spent wasting my womb for the pope and the horrendous goings on in the convent were so shocking, you and the other pastors would get red and agitated and constantly have to excuse yourself to get a few minutes of fresh air. But I had no idea that you blocked the horror of it from your memory, or that the whole thing was recorded for future study and the training of up-and-coming young pastors in fighting the evils of the papacy!

They're definitely UP,anyway...so - he calls them "debriefings" now?