[BelieverAndTrue]

Re: Crazy cult declares May 21, 2011 Judgment Day

That child will grow up to be a murderous whore because her father raised her to believe the wrong sort of Christianity. How can you determine right from wrong without believing the entire contents of the KJV1611? You might as well drink blood and rape children if you're going to follow a false version of God. Both ways will land you in the same eternal Hell.

Indeed, she won't be married as a young girl to a Godly man, her father and his devil country will keep her from marrying untill 18, when she will allready be a whore.

[Humongous]

Re: Crazy cult declares May 21, 2011 Judgment Day

well, with my dangerously clogged arteries, and 70% of my torso covered in a necrotizing fasciitis, for me, everyday is a potential Judgement Day. SO I pray hard every waking moment.

[Jacob Hauty]

Re: Crazy cult declares May 21, 2011 Judgment Day

I think it's also important to note that this lunatic predicted the Rapture to come in Sept. 6, 1994... obviously it never came, seeing as how there are still True Christians™ on earth. And now he thinks he can get away with his dirty scams AGAIN?! Right, because he's just so reliable! The most unfortunate part is that there are people who follow him. I think he was sent by the Devil to bring down more people to Hell with him.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Crazy cult declares May 21, 2011 Judgment Day

They're not being shy about it either--- I've seen dozens of billboards scattered around Freehold as I drive back and forth between church, home, and the Olive Garden....







Must be just a coincidence that some are predicting The End of The World on the same day a Black Republican Pizza mogul is announcing he's running for President.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Crazy cult declares May 21, 2011 Judgment Day

Must be just a coincidence that some are predicting The End of The World on the same day a Black Republican Pizza mogul is announcing he's running for President.

I thought he had already announced . . .

Could it be Herman Cain is the Beast?

[Lord Lawllypawp]

Re: Crazy cult declares May 21, 2011 Judgment Day

It's the 21st of May and I don't see any Judgment Day.
You'r just a bunch of paranoid hippies.

[Zechariah Smyth]

It's the 21st of May and I don't see any Judgment Day.
You'r just a bunch of paranoid hippies.

Who are you referring to, young lady?

YiC,

Z. Smyth
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[Jo Freddie]

Re: Crazy cult declares May 21, 2011 Judgment Day

I have no idea which false "Bible" that dolt is reading.

FOR INFORMATION ONLY: WHAT BIBLE DID DOLT READ?

Here's 16 different "translations" + the KJV Authorized Version. They all contradict the dolt.

• If you don't want to read them all, just click this for KJV only.

I think he is reading The KJV Collected Fairy Tales, while the verse you point to says you can' know
Mark 13:32 But of that day and that houre knoweth no man, no not the Angels which are in heauen, neither the Son, but the Father.
If we have a look at one of the rapture sites, we find

Many religious groups and individuals throughout history have predicted Jesus' return, but they were always wrong. No theologian, no matter how learned or intelligent, could know the day because God had not revealed it. The scriptural evidence needed to know the exact day could not be known before 1988, the year the 'Church Age' ended. The Bible indicates prior to this year the date of Christ's return could not be known. Many Church leaders of the past looked at political as well as natural events to prove their predictions and they were repeatedly wrong.

God is the guardian of His secrets. The words needed to know the time of the end "are closed up and sealed till the time of the end." Only Christ Jesus, the Lamb, is able to unseal the Bible and reveal what is needed to know the day and the hour of His return.

Is that not from the KJV?
Daniel 12:9 And he said, Go thy way, Daniel: for the words [are] closed up and sealed till the time of the end

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Crazy cult declares May 21, 2011 Judgment Day

It's the 21st of May and I don't see any Judgment Day.
You'r just a bunch of paranoid hippies.

You are jumping the gun a little there Lawllypawp a few more hours to go till it is all meant to kick off .

As we get closer people may find this useful

http://www.may21-2011.com/

So we have another 6 hours to wait for nothing to happen.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Crazy cult declares May 21, 2011 Judgment Day

It's the 21st of May and I don't see any Judgment Day.
You'r just a bunch of paranoid hippies.

You seem to be misunderstanding that we DIDN'T agree with that demoniac "pastor" in that the date of The Rapture is unknowable.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Crazy cult declares May 21, 2011 Judgment Day

You seem to be misunderstanding that we DIDN'T agree with that demoniac "pastor" in that the date of The Rapture is unknowable.

Pastafarian scum will take any opportunity to mock Christianity. They love to glom onto false Christians who make false prophesies and blaspheme, etc. The pastafarians will do anything to turn people away from Christianity. Anything.

[DDM1985]

Re: Crazy cult declares May 21, 2011 Judgment Day

You are jumping the gun a little there Lawllypawp a few more hours to go till it is all meant to kick off .

http://www.may21-2011.com/

So we have another 6 hours to wait for nothing to happen.

Bring me your Flying Spaghetti Monster, for I am hungry.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Crazy cult declares May 21, 2011 Judgment Day

Originally Posted by DDM1985
Bring me your Flying Spaghetti Monster, for I am hungry.

Originall 1611 source for Matthew 7:12
Therefore all things whatsoeuer ye would that men should doe to you, doe ye euen so to them: for this is the Law and the Prophets.
©1611

Are you saying that you want to convert to pastafarianism, or that you want Mr Freddie to eat you?