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  • wait_what
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Mar 2011
    • 592
    #46
    Re: What time will rapure occur on 21st May 2011?

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    You want a handful of people from Westboro to protest a nation-wide cult of caravans, with a nation-wide radio network and billboards all over the country?
    Honestly, I think the media attention that follows Westboro will jam the transportation conduits enough that the caravans will become meaningless.

    Additionally, these people do not have God on their side. They are destined to fail.
    The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
    Give her a shovel.
    Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
    19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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      • Yolanda
        Unsaved trash, repulsive degenerate
        • May 2011
        • 10
        #47
        Re: What time will rapure occur on 21st May 2011?

        Originally posted by Rebuko the Clown View Post
        LOL this idiot couldnt even spell RAPTURE!!!! thats what u get for preying to a spaghetti monster, noodles for brians!!!

        SERIUSLY MODS WHY ISNT THIS RETARD BANNED YET?
        Don't call anyone out on grammar while spelling "praying", "brains" and "seriously" wrong. It looks idiotic.

        On topic I'm guessing about pfff... 7 P.M? Just throwing that out there.

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          • Pfc. James Nye
            Geriatric Gadfly
            Forum Member
            • Feb 2008
            • 90
            #48
            Re: What time will rapure occur on 21st May 2011?

            Originally posted by Yolanda View Post
            7 P.M? Just throwing that out there.
            Hello.

            I'll be asleep by 7pm.

            I hope if we do have the end of the world, consideration is made for senior citizens and veterans.
            Newfangled Stuff I Don't Like

            Oldest U.S. Veteran (ret!) -- in basic training Ft. Riley, Kansas when truce declared WWI -- influenze free

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              • Jo Freddie
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                Hateful God mocking pirate
                • Apr 2009
                • 6339
                #49
                Re: What time will rapure occur on 21st May 2011?

                As we get closer people may find this useful
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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2008
                    • 13996
                    #50
                    Re: What time will rapure occur on 21st May 2011?

                    Originally posted by Yolanda View Post
                    Don't call anyone out on grammar while spelling "praying", "brains" and "seriously" wrong. It looks idiotic.

                    On topic I'm guessing about pfff... 7 P.M? Just throwing that out there.
                    If you'd bothered to read the thread first, you'd know that Crazy Camping has declared it will begin at 6 pm local time in Japan, and continue by time zone around the world. Earthquake announcing the Rapture.
                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    As we get closer people may find this useful
                    Thanks, Jo Freddie!

                    I had forgotten about that whole International Date Line thing, and was thinking the time to begin mockery would be early morning on the 22nd. Seems early morning on the 21st is adequate!
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • Aristotle
                        On the straight and narrow path to Heaven.
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 470
                        #51
                        Re: What time will rapure occur on 21st May 2011?

                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                        If you'd bothered to read the thread first, you'd know that Crazy Camping has declared it will begin at 6 pm local time in Japan, and continue by time zone around the world. Earthquake announcing the Rapture.

                        Thanks, Jo Freddie!

                        I had forgotten about that whole International Date Line thing, and was thinking the time to begin mockery would be early morning on the 22nd. Seems early morning on the 21st is adequate!
                        WHy would anyone who believes in JESUS think that the Rapture would begin in Japan?

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                          • landoverlover
                            Also loves Jesus and America
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2010
                            • 828
                            #52
                            Re: What time will rapure occur on 21st May 2011?

                            No time to search if this has been covered - my apologies - but I see that enterprising atheists started a business called Eternal Pets or some such. They have collected more than $100 each from many of these so-called Christians for the atheists services to come to their homes after the rapture and adopt their pets.

                            Normally I would abhor atheist scum taking advantage of Christians, but since these folks presume to know what even Jesus does not, then 'a fool and his money are soon parted.'
                            Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

                            2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



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                              • Wash O'Hanley
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                                Louder Than Reason
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 2126
                                #53
                                Re: What time will rapure occur on 21st May 2011?

                                I hope my credit score doesn't follow me into the post-apocalyptic hellscape.
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