[Born Again Bob]

Re: 2+2=5 if Jesus Tells Me So

Dear Friend,

You have 5 apples. How can you also have 0 at the same time.

It's called a miracle, Lil' Debbie.

A dead man + 3 days = new life

Water + Jesus's word = wine

a couple loaves of bread + a little fish = a feast for a huge crowd

2+2=5

5 = 0

Whatever God wants!

Yours in Him,
BAB

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: 2+2=5 if Jesus Tells Me So

*** blah blah blah Can you prove Unicorns exist on earth? blah blah blah ***

In addition to selecting an avatar of a harlot "entertainer" who is marketing sex dolls of herself, you are not familiar with the Bible.

(Deuteronomy 33:17) "His glory is like the firstling of his bullock, and his horns are like the horns of unicorns: with them he shall push the people together to the ends of the earth: and they are the ten thousands of Ephraim, and they are the thousands of Manasseh."

(Isaiah 34:7) "And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness."

Etc. etc.

Please do a little research before making yourself look even more foolish.

Yours in Christ

[Saint Elmo]

Re: 2+2=5 if Jesus Tells Me So

WHAT PART OF GOD MAKES THE RULES DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND, YOU PROBABLE LEZZY?

[Broth3r Past0r J3sus]

Re: 2+2=5 if Jesus Tells Me So

If God has all of the rules in his book, then you cant follow any other rules. A rule of staying clean doesnt mean taking a shower every day (eg). A rule of not accepting hell doesn't imply that hell like objects are rejected. You get the idea. So you contradict yourself.

[wait_what]

Re: 2+2=5 if Jesus Tells Me So

Sorry, that image didn't quite turn out as I expected.

It's a shame you can't edit your posts. I just wasted posting space.

Can you prove Unicorns exist on earth? They have not been seen once by anyone.

Dragons have been proven, actually. They used to eat tar, so they would have a flame breath.







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KILL THE JEWS


You people are piffleing retarded to the point I feel sorry for you. Damn hypocrites.

You can preview your posts, idiot.

Scripture proves unicorns exist.

Dragons eat tar, so that gives them flame breath? Really? So where does the spark come from? Are their top row of teeth flint, and the bottom ones steel?
That's like saying I put oil in my engine so it will burn. No spark gets there, no combustion. Gasoline does not ignite without heat. Neither does any other substance. Please provide source info for this claim.

[Monika]

Re: 2+2=5 if Jesus Tells Me So

You criticize us, you criticize God.

You imply you are on equal footing with god. that's quite a bold statement to make.
You will never, in your wildest dreams, be even remotely compatible to the great and all mighty. Shame on you and your arrogance.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: 2+2=5 if Jesus Tells Me So

You imply you are on equal footing with god. that's quite a bold statement to make.
You will never, in your wildest dreams, be even remotely compatible to the great and all mighty. Shame on you and your arrogance.

Ironical. Very ironical.

[MisterM]

Re: 2+2=5 if Jesus Tells Me So

You imply you are on equal footing with god. that's quite a bold statement to make.

Are you completely retard or are you a woman, because you don't seem to understand simple things. We reflect God's word, we follow the Bible to the letter. If we do or say something, it is God's will. So if you criticize us, you criticize God's word = God himself.

YiC, M