[Bobby-Joe]

Re: 2+2=5 if Jesus Tells Me So

After reading this thread, I must ask if some of you are familiar with the "Slippery Slope" Fallacy? If not, read into it.

Also, to the original poster, by denying logic you are denying God. God granted humans with intelligent design so to better serve him. By denying this gift, you are not truly serving God.

Here is a link to an on line Bible friend.

http://www.biblegateway.com/

Show us were God says prefer logic to His Holy Word.

And believing 2+2=5 because Jesus says so is PERFECTLY logical

• God is all knowing
• Man is flawed

Logically God is ALWAYS Right.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: 2+2=5 if Jesus Tells Me So

I thought BAB's sermon was wonderful. I do stupid things sometimes, therefore I am fallible. God is perfect, so if He says or does something that seems "really stupid" or "completely implausible" to me, it stands to reason that the problem must be with my flawed human perception.

SECULAR ETHICS IS A FALSE GOD
My God would, and did:

* harden Pharaoh's heart against letting the Isrealites go, and then smite Pharaoh for having a hard heart. Exodus, passim.

I'm afraid I have to criticise your phrasing here. It's less that he smote Pharaoh for having a hard heart, more that he smote the Egyptian population in general for the hard heart that he'd given Pharaoh.

So you are awarded with a status of God himself?
I thought there is only one God.

There is only one God. Also, there's three of Him. Now are you starting to understand?

After reading this thread, I must ask if some of you are familiar with the "Slippery Slope" Fallacy? If not, read into it.

I am 100% confident this fallacy is irrelevant to a discussion of God. Our Lord is much too clever to ever stand on a slippery slope. And if He did, and started slipping, He could just fly away or something. Therefore, your point is invalid.

Also, to the original poster, by denying logic you are denying God. God granted humans with intelligent design so to better serve him. By denying this gift, you are not truly serving God.

Intelligent Design refers to His intelligence, not ours. And certainly not yours. Here is what God thinks of us knowing things:
Genesis 2:16 And the LORD God commanded the man, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat:
17 But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.

We have intelligence because we sinned against God. Therefore,
Matthew 18:3 And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

Truly, Brother BAB's success in becoming as a little child is an inspiration to us all.

[reallyguys]

Re: 2+2=5 if Jesus Tells Me So

Guys... denying Math and Science is dumb. There it is. Why would God create something and say it is good, if it can't understand child-level concepts??? By saying all of this, you are basically telling God, I would much rather just ignorantly roll through my life without having to try and understand concepts that seem scary.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: 2+2=5 if Jesus Tells Me So

Guys... denying Math and Science is dumb. There it is. Why would God create something and say it is good, if it can't understand child-level concepts??? By saying all of this, you are basically telling God, I would much rather just ignorantly roll through my life without having to try and understand concepts that seem scary.

Are you claiming that God cannot do anything?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: 2+2=5 if Jesus Tells Me So

Guys... denying Math and Science is dumb. There it is. Why would God create something and say it is good, if it can't understand child-level concepts??? By saying all of this, you are basically telling God, I would much rather just ignorantly roll through my life without having to try and understand concepts that seem scary.

I'm actually amazed that you can't understand this. IF God said that 2+2=5, then IT WOULD be 2+2=5 and all the scientists would agree that 2+2=5 and they would all argue that God had nothing to do with 2+2=5.

and you would be here arguing that 2+2 couldn't possibly be equal to 4.

[reallyguys]

Re: 2+2=5 if Jesus Tells Me So

I'm actually amazed that you can't understand this. IF God said that 2+2=5, then IT WOULD be 2+2=5 and all the scientists would agree that 2+2=5 and they would all argue that God had nothing to do with 2+2=5.

and you would be here arguing that 2+2 couldn't possibly be equal to 4.

new question: would it still be 2 + 2 = 5 if Teddy Ruxpin says it?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: 2+2=5 if Jesus Tells Me So

new question: would it still be 2 + 2 = 5 if Teddy Ruxpin says it?

Why would we Christian care what a character we read about in some book thought?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: 2+2=5 if Jesus Tells Me So

new question: would it still be 2 + 2 = 5 if Teddy Ruxpin says it?

Is Teddy Ruxpin the God of Creation?

[Saint Elmo]

Re: "It's your fault if I rape you" pamphlets for teen girls

As usual, nothing at all.

Any other questions?

As a matter of God-approved fact, yes.

What is the square root of infinity?

[Born Again Bob]

Re: "It's your fault if I rape you" pamphlets for teen girls

As a matter of God-approved fact, yes.

What is the square root of infinity?

It is also infinity.

Next?

[Saint Elmo]

Re: "It's your fault if I rape you" pamphlets for teen girls

It is also infinity.

Next?

INCORRECT. The answer is the LORD.

It breaks my heart to see how perverted your thinking is. You should be ashamed of your knee-jerk dependence on flawed human maths and such. It won't help you when Christ comes banging at the door.

Verily, woe unto they who foolishly put their faith in the ways of man, above the LORD. Such folk make me sick. As a True True Christian it is my duty and honor to remind sinners just how very, very, verily darned they are.

[Born Again Bob]

Re: "It's your fault if I rape you" pamphlets for teen girls

INCORRECT. The answer is the LORD.

Dear Friend,

That's not the dumbest thing I ever heard. Read this thread on that very topic.

Yours in Him,
BAB

[Saint Elmo]

Re: "It's your fault if I rape you" pamphlets for teen girls

Praise be to God, brother. There may be hope for you yet, assuming you are already one of the chosen of course

[NotaSinner69]

Re: 2+2=5 if Jesus Tells Me So

-7
(x5)
100-35=
65 / F

SEE ME

Overall, you have some serious work to do before you're ready to be sharing the written word in public. Making that many mistakes in just three sentences qualifies as uniquely bad. If English is not your first language, don't despair. It can be a tough language to master. A few more years of focused training and practice may get you to where you need to be to share the Word of God in a written (or possibly even spoken) format. For now, it might be better to stick with sign language or humming and pointing at a Bible until you get the hang of it.

Anointed By The Blood Of Jesus,
Harry Lester

P.s.
Absolutely BRILLIANT sermon/post, Brother BAB! I will be sharing this with all of my young friends and neighbors!

Sir, I'm sure we all make grammar mistakes once in a while. The OP has many mistakes as well. This isn't a spelling competition, or an English essay. No, this is much simpler. This is a forum filled with retarded trolls, retarded Christians, and people from the outside who try to prove you retards wrong.

It doesn't matter how well he spells/words himself because about half of the Christians on this site make countless mistakes in every post; even if they try to be correct.

[IMG]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhx12di09a1qz6l95o1_500.jpg/IMG]

I could start counting the amount of mistakes you made, but I have a life.

Not only are you a grammar Nazi, but you are a Nazi in general. Do you know what the holocaust was? Do you know how many people died and suffered? Anyone who says they like Hitler and they are a Nazi should be put in a camp for a week to see how it feels like.

I hate ignorant filth like you.

"The most basic logical proposition is the principle of identity, A=A"
It's called the Reflexive Property, and has been proven.

You have 5 apples. How can you also have 0 at the same time.

Show me, and I'll give you all my moneys

The 's' is just for you. I made sure to make almost no mistakes throughout this post just for you, grammar Nazi.

[NotaSinner69]

Re: 2+2=5 if Jesus Tells Me So



Sorry, that image didn't quite turn out as I expected.

It's a shame you can't edit your posts. I just wasted posting space.

Can you prove Unicorns exist on earth? They have not been seen once by anyone.

Dragons have been proven, actually. They used to eat tar, so they would have a flame breath.







HAIL HITLER

KILL THE JEWS


You people are piffleing retarded to the point I feel sorry for you. Damn hypocrites.