[ramakandra2]

Re: Atheists Publish a Fake Bible; Don't Buy It, Burn It

Sister SUV, don't you worry about this Lezbean wanting you to perform perverted sexual acts. You just read your Bible; God's Word is the only book you need!

i'm a male, so how can i be a lesbian? (thats the right word isn't it?)
also i have no intention to have sex with anyone on this forum.
it never amazes me how christians always rant about sex, demons and the like. normal people (and yes atheists ARE normal people, like it or not) just try to enjoy life the way it comes at them.

and i know your not going to believe this (me being the spawn of satan according too... well whomever spoon feeds you their ideas) but all atheists do have moral compasses and do not make a difference between skin colours, creeds, heritage, or whatever else you wish to conjure up. true atheists will look at the person and judge them based on that, to the same extend the motto of every atheist is this: 'treat others the way you wish to be treated yourself".

before you reverse that motto back on me, the reason i am on this forum is because i have felt the attacks of christians all my life, even before i could realize i was under attack from religions fanatics, whose only goal seems to be the complete subjegation of all mankind to their doctrine, all the while not being able to concieve that their ideas are outdated and far too retarded to actually carry out.

[Alphonse Alban]

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were exactly did i lose it?

Right about here.

your mormoninc bullshit

every cristian on this forum is as blind as a pup

you were being an idiot

i dont care!

you cristian dumbasses

your not human to me

Smooth, really smooth
You got so pissed about that I was right, that you had to make another account and come back to say that you are not pissed. Just as I planned. See, you just showed again that you really were raging.


Please, rage some more. It is funny how silly you make atheists look.

ohyeah, english is my second language

Weak excuse. American is my 3rd language. Besides, I'm sure you have capital letters even in your tribal language.

YiC,

Alphonse

[ramakandra2]

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Right about here.








Smooth, really smooth
You got so pissed about that I was right, that you had to make another account and come back to say that you are not pissed. Just as I planned. See, you just showed again that you really were raging.


Please, rage some more. It is funny how silly you make atheists look.



Weak excuse. American is my 3rd language. Besides, I'm sure you have capital letters even in your tribal language.

YiC,

Alphonse

if you call that being pissed, you dont know what being pissed off means.
if "american" was your 3rd language, you would know it's english you're speaking.

and i dont care about interpunctions, capitals and all that, those are for idiots who havent upgraded to modern life yet.

[Alphonse Alban]

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Just relax, remember your blood pressure.

if "american" was your 3rd language, you would know it's english you're speaking.

Yes, American is my third language. Does it burn badly that your weak excuse for your weak typing backfired?

and i dont care about interpunctions, capitals and all that, those are for idiots who havent upgraded to modern life yet.

Are you saying that in your country they don't use any of those in schools, working life or in newspapers? Please, you may be uneducated, but I'm pretty sure that rest of your country doesn't share your excuse for weak typing.

Please do prove me wrong. Share with us a link to major online newspaper of your country, and show us that they don't use punctuation or capital letters.

[SUV]

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also i have intention to have sex with anyone on this forum.

That's simply disgusting Christians, hide your horses and sheep! Just in case.

[ramakandra2]

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Just relax, remember your blood pressure.

you still think im getting angry here? grow up allready!

Yes, American is my third language. Does it burn badly that your weak excuse for your weak typing backfired?

i am not convinced by that post, please try again

Are you saying that in your country they don't use any of those in schools, working life or in newspapers? Please, you may be uneducated, but I'm pretty sure that rest of your country doesn't share your excuse for weak typing.

bitch please, i havent seen a single decent arguement from you, all you have been capable off so far is mockery and degrading my typing. the only reason i reply is because i keep hoping for a mature answer, even though i know this to be futile.

Please do prove me wrong. Share with us a link to major online newspaper of your country, and show us that they don't use punctuation or capital letters.

nowhere did i claim the rest of my country writes as poorly as me.
if you really want proof though: http://www.gelderlander.nl/ http://www.telegraaf.nl/ http://www.ad.nl/

expected replies: anything to with germans, stupidity, falsity in writing, etc. HAHA YOUR SO FUNNY! (not)

[Alphonse Alban]

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grow up allready!

OK, no need to get exited.

nowhere did i claim the rest of my country writes as poorly as me.

So in your words rest of your country are idiots who haven't upgraded to modern life yet.

Got it.

[MitzaLizalor]

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..i dont care about interpunctions, capitals and all that..

People wishing to communicate do - so that others will understand what they're writing about.

[AngelOfTheRose]

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What is this nonsense? How dare they mimic The Word of the Lord with their humanistic evil lies? If I ever see a copy at my local library or bookstore, I will snatch it up and burn its blaspheming pages to ash.

[BelieverInGod]

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and i know your not going to believe this (me being the spawn of satan according too... well whomever spoon feeds you their ideas) but all atheists do have moral compasses and do not make a difference between skin colours, creeds, heritage, or whatever else you wish to conjure up. true atheists will look at the person and judge them based on that, to the same extend the motto of every atheist is this: 'treat others the way you wish to be treated yourself".

Hold it right there, "no TRUE atheist"? Aren't you the idiots who are always coming here saying there's no such thing as a TRUE atheist? So now you do admit that there's rules you have to follow to be a TRUE atheist.

Or are you just going to lie again. You people have no moral compass, you can't even stay on the same page from comment to comment.

Oh and care to explain to me how a bastardized version Matthew 7:12 works into your "TRUE atheism"? What about Stalin and Pol Pot?

[ramakandra2]

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Hold it right there, "no TRUE atheist"? Aren't you the idiots who are always coming here saying there's no such thing as a TRUE atheist? So now you do admit that there's rules you have to follow to be a TRUE atheist.

Or are you just going to lie again. You people have no moral compass, you can't even stay on the same page from comment to comment.

Oh and care to explain to me how a bastardized version Matthew 7:12 works into your "TRUE atheism"? What about Stalin and Pol Pot?

is everything really so black and white for you? i dont need to lie, or do anything. youre making a fool of yourself all on your own.

ohyeah my motto comes from reall life experience, unlike you and your idiot friends, me and pretty much every other atheist out there do not need a book or person to tell us what to think or belief.

[BelieverInGod]

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is everything really so black and white for you? i dont need to lie, or do anything. youre making a fool of yourself all on your own.

All you've done is lied.

ohyeah my motto comes from reall life experience, unlike you and your idiot friends, me and pretty much every other atheist out there do not need a book or person to tell us what to think or belief.

So every atheist out there believes the exact same thing, but it's not a religion.

So you're saying that all of the following people believe exactly what you believe.

• Stalin
• Pol Pot
• Hawking
• Stalin
• Madalyn Murray O'Hair
• My old neighbor
• Steve Jobs

They all believe exactly what you believe? How do they do that, do you all read the atheist bible? Do you all follow your priests, the so called four horsemen of atheism? How do you spread the word of your religion?

[MitzaLizalor]

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What about Stalin and Pol Pot?

A very good point, however it may be that this poster lacks sufficient perception of other to know what you are talking about, and I
felt that this might help. It's a great way to learn.

I had a look at those Danish newspapers Sister BIG, and was a little concerned to see that they focus on subjects like 3D pornography,
Kate Middleton and large male gorillas.



The real answer for ramakandra2 of course is to be found in The Bible.

JOHN 14:6

[ramakandra2]

Re: Atheists Publish a Fake Bible; Don't Buy It, Burn It

All you've done is lied.

wow im stunned, i really do not have a defence for this... at least children come up with arguements. does that mean i can assume your less intellegent then a child? to me it does mean that you see.

So every atheist out there believes the exact same thing, but it's not a religion.

all atheists "believe" the same in the sense that they all deny every single god. atheists are individuals though, a concept christians can not seem to comprehend, my thesis is that this is because christians like the mental capacity to develop their own identity.

So you're saying that all of the following people believe exactly what you believe.

• Stalin
• Pol Pot
• Hawking
• Stalin
• Madalyn Murray O'Hair
• My old neighbor
• Steve Jobs

first of all, you mention stalin twice, are you really that short of suposed atheists? besides that, both stalin and pol pot are known to worship a god, so they can not be atheists. i dont know your old neighbour, so i cant say anything about him/her and steve jobs hasnt commited any crime for as far as i know. so where are you going with this?

if you want me to say that hawking, madalyn, steve and your neighbour are atheists then you got it. you want to hear me say that they are evil? no way, because their not! i have to say madalyn was in her right to seek the abolation of prayer/bible reading in PUBLIC schools.

if you want your kid to experience this in a place where everyone reads the bible and prays at school then either send them to a cristian school or teach them yourself! the premise of a public school is that everyone is welcome and equal, meaning that if you do not want to pray (to the christian god i might add) and read the bible you shouldnt be forced to do so!

america wasnt a christian nation untill it became unified and christians felt the need to hijack (there really isnt another word for it) yet another country. its even in the constitution; "Congress shall make no law respecting the establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances." source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom..._United_States

They all believe exactly what you believe? How do they do that, do you all read the atheist bible? Do you all follow your priests, the so called four horsemen of atheism? How do you spread the word of your religion?

were did i say they believe anything at all? atheists share in their DISbelief in god, is that really so hard for you to understand? also i am curious as to how christians keep using black and white logic, its always the same bullshit you spout too. at any rate, (again i feel the need to repeat myself, aparently you havent learned how to put 1 + 1 together yet) atheists come to their atheism by releasing that having a god makes no sense whatsover, as god never did what he promised, except to those who REALLY want to believe god did. furthermore, biblecal events are wholly unbelievable (at best), or outright impossible at worst.

add to that the fact that being christian makes no difference whatsover in this life and you automatically get the qeustion why there even is a need to worship this god, or that god, or all the other gods that are out there.

now i have to admit some people are better off with religion (mass murderers like the son of sam chiefly amongst them). but then i only admit that because the church keeps them out of the way of progress, by keeping them stagnant in some church, where they cant bother the rest of society.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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i dont care about interpunctions, capitals and all that, those are for idiots who havent upgraded to modern life yet.

. . . or for people who wish to be understood and treated as intelligent people instead of ranting, semi-literate twats.

Much as I hate copypasta:

So, my fellow instant messengers, do you still think that punctuation is unimportant--that commas, colons, and similar squiggles are just pesky reminders of a bygone era?

If so, here are two cautionary tales that just may change your mind.


What Love Is All About
Our first tale is a romantic one--or so it may appear. The story begins with an email that John received one day from his new girlfriend. Consider how pleased he must have felt to read this note from Jane:

Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy--will you let me be yours?
Jane

Unfortunately, John was far from pleased. In fact, he was heartbroken. You see, John was familiar with Jane's peculiar ways of misusing punctuation marks. And so to decipher the true meaning of her email, he had to re-read it with the marks altered:

Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?
Yours,
Jane

This old grammarian's joke was made up, of course. But our second story really happened--in Canada, not so long ago.


Cost of a Misplaced Comma: $2.13 Million
If you happen to work in the legal division of Rogers Communications Inc., you've already learned the lesson that punctuation matters. According to Toronto's Globe and Mail for August 6, 2006, a misplaced comma in a contract to string cable lines along utility poles may cost the Canadian company a whopping $2.13 million.

Back in 2002, when the company signed off on a contract with Aliant Inc., the folks at Rogers were confident that they had locked up a long-term agreement. They were surprised, therefore, when in early 2005 Aliant gave notice of a hefty rate-hike--and even more surprised when regulators with the Canadian Radio-Television and Telecommunications Commission (CRTC) backed their claim.

It's all right there on page seven of the contract, where it states that the agreement "shall continue in force for a period of five years from the date it is made, and thereafter for successive five year terms, unless and until terminated by one year prior notice in writing by either party.”

The devil is in the details--or, more specifically, in the second comma. “Based on the rules of punctuation,” observed the CRTC regulators, the comma in question “allows for the termination of the [contract] at any time, without cause, upon one-year's written notice.”

We'd explain the issue simply by pointing to principle #4 at our page on the Top Four Guidelines for Using Commas Effectively: use a pair of commas to set off interrupting words, phrases, or clauses.

Without that second comma after "successive five year claims," the business about terminating the contract would apply only to successive terms, which is what Rogers' lawyers thought they were agreeing to. However, with the addition of the comma, the phrase "and thereafter for successive five year terms" is treated as an interruption.

Certainly that's how Aliant treated it. They didn't wait for that first "period of five years" to expire before giving notice of the rate hike, and thanks to the extra comma, they didn't have to.

“This is a classic case of where the placement of a comma has great importance,” Aliant said. Indeed.

Picky stuff, this punctuation, but you never know when it's going to make a big difference.

All you've done is lied.


So every atheist out there believes the exact same thing, but it's not a religion.

So you're saying that all of the following people believe exactly what you believe.

• Steve Jobs

>shudder<

wow im stunned, i really do not have a defence for this...