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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #1

    Cult Leaders Die

    The chief witchdoctor of the Moron cult has been sent to hell by Jesus. GLORY!!

    Mormon church president dies at 97

    SALT LAKE CITY - Gordon B. Hinckley, the oldest president of the Mormon church who presided over one of the greatest periods of expansion in its history, died Sunday, a church spokesman said. He was 97.

    Hinckley, the 15th president of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, died because of complications from age and was surrounded by his family.

    Hinckley, a grandson of Mormon pioneers, was president for nearly 13 years. He took over as president and prophet on March 12, 1995. He oversaw one of the greatest periods of expansion in church history.

    The number of temples worldwide more than doubled, from 49 to more than 120 and church membership grew from about 9 million to more than 12 million.

    Like his contemporary, Pope John Paul II, he became by far his church's most traveled leader in history.
    And like John Paul, this unsaved filthmonger is doing time in one of satan's raperooms as we speak, servicing every demon they've got with every orafice he's got. Praise the Lord for His Mercy!!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Father Thomas Martin
    Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
    • Jul 2007
    • 1015

    #2
    Re: Cult Leader Dies

    May God have mercy on his soul...If he's been sent down, I don't think he's in the same place as the beloved John Paul the Great.

    I wonder what your good friend Fred Phelps has to say about it...
    ACTS 5:29

    But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
    There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Cult Leaders Die

      I had to edit the title of this thread because I have just realized that Jesus has seen fit to kill multiple cult leaders today. Here's another one. Glory!!

      Head of Greece's Orthodox Church dies

      ATHENS, Greece - Greece's Orthodox Church leader, Archbishop Christodoulos, who eased centuries of tension with the Vatican but angered liberal critics who viewed him as an attention-seeking reactionary, died Monday at his home of cancer. He was 69.

      Christodoulos, who headed the church for a decade, was first hospitalized in Athens in June before being diagnosed with cancer of the liver and large intestine.

      He spent 10 weeks in a hospital in Miami but an October liver transplant operation was canceled when doctors discovered the cancer had spread. He refused hospital treatment in the final weeks of his life. He died at his home in the Athens suburb of Psyhico, church officials said.

      Greek authorities announced three days of national mourning. Across the country flags flew at half-staff, including those on the Parliament building and at the Acropolis.
      And I'll bet he died from the AIDS, like all homers. Praise Jesus!!
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Father Thomas Martin
        Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
        • Jul 2007
        • 1015

        #4
        Re: Cult Leaders Die

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        I had to edit the title of this thread because I have just realized that Jesus has seen fit to kill multiple cult leaders today. Here's another one. Glory!!



        And I'll bet he died from the AIDS, like all homers. Praise Jesus!!
        demonic code deleted

        Amen.
        ACTS 5:29

        But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
        There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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        • tLakota
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Dec 2007
          • 206

          #5
          Re: Cult Leaders Die

          Can you send me an email with what the writing above means, Father Martin? It'd be much appreciated.
          Willpower rules the world.

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          • Father Thomas Martin
            Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
            • Jul 2007
            • 1015

            #6
            Re: Cult Leaders Die

            Originally posted by tLakota View Post
            Can you send me an email with what the writing above means, Father Martin? It'd be much appreciated.
            Eternal rest grant unto him, O Lord.
            And let perpetual light shine upon him.

            May he rest in peace.
            Amen.

            May his soul, and the souls of all the Faithful Departed, through the mercy of God, rest in peace.
            Amen.
            ACTS 5:29

            But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
            There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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            • tLakota
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Dec 2007
              • 206

              #7
              Re: Cult Leaders Die

              Wow. Latin is cool. I tried to study it in high school but I lost interest because the class was being taught at an annoyingly slow pace. My current goal is to learn the tower of babel in Japanese.
              [B]
              The Tower of Babel (Genesis 11: 1-9)
              demonic chink gibberish deleted

              Rōmaji transliteration

              demonic code deleted
              Willpower rules the world.

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              • Father Thomas Martin
                Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
                • Jul 2007
                • 1015

                #8
                Re: Cult Leaders Die

                Originally posted by tLakota View Post
                Wow. Latin is cool. I tried to study it in high school but I lost interest because the class was being taught at an annoyingly slow pace. My current goal is to learn the tower of babel in Japanese.
                [B]
                The Tower of Babel (Genesis 11: 1-9)
                Actually, my friend, what I posted earlier was in Greek.

                The demon language of homers.
                Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 01-28-2008, 08:16 AM. Reason: clarification
                ACTS 5:29

                But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

                Comment

                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: Cult Leaders Die

                  Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                  demonic code deleted

                  Amen.
                  Originally posted by tLakota View Post
                  Wow. Latin is cool. I tried to study it in high school but I lost interest because the class was being taught at an annoyingly slow pace. My current goal is to learn the tower of babel in Japanese.
                  [B]
                  The Tower of Babel (Genesis 11: 1-9)
                  demonic chink gibberish deleted

                  Rōmaji transliteration

                  demonic code deleted

                  We do not allow you or any other heathens to post demonic gibberish on our Godly forum. Keep it in God's favorite language, AMERICAN!
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • tLakota
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 206

                    #10
                    Re: Cult Leaders Die

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    We do not allow you or any other heathens to post demonic gibberish on our Godly forum. Keep it in God's favorite language, AMERICAN!
                    Are you trying to say that any language other than English is evil? If so, that's just stupid. This is translated from the King James Bible by Omniglot. I think you just made yourself look really stupid. I don't feel like fighting because it's late, but I think you should remove the infraction points.
                    Willpower rules the world.

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                    • tLakota
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 206

                      #11
                      Re: Cult Leaders Die

                      Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                      Actually, my friend, what I posted earlier was in Greek.
                      Oops, my bad. Still like Latin though.
                      Willpower rules the world.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #12
                        Re: Cult Leaders Die

                        Originally posted by tLakota View Post
                        Are you trying to say that any language other than English is evil? If so, that's just stupid. This is translated from the King James Bible by Omniglot. I think you just made yourself look really stupid. I don't feel like fighting because it's late, but I think you should remove the infraction points.
                        What I said is that we do not allow unsaved trash to post demonic gibberish on our Godly forum. Jesus prefers American, which is why He created English in the first place.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Father Thomas Martin
                          Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
                          • Jul 2007
                          • 1015

                          #13
                          Re: Cult Leaders Die

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          We do not allow you or any other heathens to post demonic gibberish on our Godly forum. Keep it in God's favorite language, AMERICAN!
                          1. The language is the American dialect of English.
                          2. What was God's language before the dialect (or the language) was invented?
                          ACTS 5:29

                          But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                          There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #14
                            Re: Cult Leaders Die

                            Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                            1. The language is the American dialect of English.
                            2. What was God's language before the dialect (or the language) was invented?
                            1. English is dead or dying, thanks to the unGodly British. American is alive and thriving all over the world. English paved the way for American, in the same way that Latin did. Another dead language.

                            2. Irrelevant. That was then, this is now. One of the many blasphemies that you papists commit is trying to make Jesus a museum piece.

                            God is ALIVE! And every indication is that He prefers America and American. Get with the program, papist dog.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Wide-Open
                              Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                              A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                              Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2007
                              • 18449

                              #15
                              Re: Cult Leaders Die

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              We do not allow you or any other heathens to post demonic gibberish on our Godly forum. Keep it in God's favorite language, AMERICAN!
                              I'd say the abuse from these heathens is a causus belli, Pastor.

                              But see what they are doing: derailing this thread. They are trying to steal our thunder. Bah.

                              I'm watching the Vatican news now, you never know.
                              Psalm 81:10:
                              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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