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    KKK members unmask false Christians of Westboro Baptist Church!

    Westboro Baptist Church has been a problem for years now as people sometimes confuse the True Christians™ of Landover Baptist Church with the Hell bound fluffy bunny "Christians" of Westboro Baptist Church.

    Fortunately those days are now over. Westboro Baptist Church has been unmasked by the KKK. The Knights of the Southern Cross, a branch of the Ku Klux Klan from Virginia, counter protested Monday at Arlington Cemetery against the un-Christian anti-American message of Westboro Baptist Church.

    Westboro Baptist Church founder Fred Phelps demonstrated his total lack of Bible awareness with the following idiotic statement:
    "People like them say it's white power ... white supremacy," Phelps said. "The Bible doesn't say anywhere that it's an abomination to be born of a certain gender or race."
    While as we all know Jesus is a white Caucasian with blue eyes:Revelation 1:14 "His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire"
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
    Tags: westboro baptist church
  • #2
    Re: KKK members unmask false Christians of Westboro Baptist Churc

    It's not an abomination to be born of a certain race or gender; you just have to remember your place, as the loudmouthed women of the Westboro cult don't.

    1 Tim. 2:12-25: But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

    Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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    • #3
      Re: KKK members unmask false Christians of Westboro Baptist Churc

      How is Jesus a white Caucasian but was born in the Middle East? I do not understand...
      Lycia, Marry me!!!

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      • #4
        Re: KKK members unmask false Christians of Westboro Baptist Churc

        Originally posted by Flaggit View Post
        How is Jesus a white Caucasian but was born in the Middle East? I do not understand...
        WHAT? You haven't seen the pictures of Jesus?

        Every picture I've ever seen of Jesus here in Freehold has been of a Caucasian man. And, since Freehold is Ground Zero of the True Christian faith, this has to be the last word on the issue.
        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • #5
          Re: KKK members unmask false Christians of Westboro Baptist Churc

          Originally posted by Flaggit View Post
          How is Jesus a white Caucasian but was born in the Middle East? I do not understand...
          Clearly you don't. Read THIS.


          As for the Klan...I dunno. I feel like those boys have gotten soft over the last few years.

          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #6
            Re: KKK members unmask false Christians of Westboro Baptist Churc

            Hah, well done, Clansmen!
            I'm tired of being confused with those little wannabe Christians...
            "Therefore I take pleasure in infirmities, in reproaches, in necessities, in persecutions, in distresses for Christ’s sake: for when I am weak, then am I strong." 2 Corinthians 12:10

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            • #7
              Re: KKK members unmask false Christians of Westboro Baptist Churc

              Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
              It's not an abomination to be born of a certain race or gender; you just have to remember your place, as the loudmouthed women of the Westboro cult don't.

              1 Tim. 2:12-25: But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
              Amen, Westboro is nothing more than another bunch of liebral cherry picking false christians.

              I'm tired of us being put in the same group as them.
              Drama queen

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              • #8
                Re: KKK members unmask false Christians of Westboro Baptist Churc

                Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                WHAT? You haven't seen the pictures of Jesus?

                Every picture I've ever seen of Jesus here in Freehold has been of a Caucasian man. And, since Freehold is Ground Zero of the True Christian faith, this has to be the last word on the issue.
                That’s the Truth®, the whole Truth®, and nothing but the Truth®!

                Anything else is blasphemy, badmouthing of the true image of His only son.
                Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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                • #9
                  Re: KKK members unmask false Christians of Westboro Baptist Churc

                  Originally posted by Flaggit View Post
                  How is Jesus a white Caucasian but was born in the Middle East? I do not understand...

                  He's God's son and God is White and God cursed the Haminites. Jesus and God look a like except that God is more fatherly looking.

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                  • #10
                    Re: KKK members unmask false Christians of Westboro Baptist Churc

                    Originally posted by Flaggit View Post
                    How is Jesus a white Caucasian but was born in the Middle East? I do not understand...
                    ALL the pictures of Jesus(tm) show him how he was is life, and is for evermore.

                    It's not right or wrong, it just is.
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                    • #11
                      Re: KKK members unmask false Christians of Westboro Baptist Churc

                      Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                      ALL the pictures of Jesus™ show him how he was is life, and is for evermore.

                      It's not right or wrong, it just is.
                      .
                      True! A picture is worth a thousand words

                      Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                      ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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                      • #12
                        Re: KKK members unmask false Christians of Westboro Baptist Churc

                        That's what I like about today's world of the internet. Pictures appear instantly that prove Jesus was a white male.

                        I like the selection of pictures, too. A Jesus that is handsome, somewhat dashing, but, as anyone can see, definitely not homer.
                        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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