[Brother Habbo]

Re: Surfers: spawn of Satan

One thing is for sure (or "fer shuure" for any surfers reading this). You don't want to be out surfing when Jesus comes back.

Luke 21:34 And take heed to yourselves, lest at any time your hearts be overcharged with surfeiting, and drunkenness, and cares of this life, and so that day come upon you unawares.

[Nobar King]

Re: Surfers: spawn of Satan

One thing is for sure (or "fer shuure" for any surfers reading this).

They don't say 'fer shure' anymore. Now it's shorter: Fa-sho. As in, "Are you bringing your pigs to the county fair this year? Are they for eating, or for show?"

[Juliette]

Re: Surfers: spawn of Satan

John 6:19 says, "When they had rowed three or three and a half miles, they saw Jesus approaching the boat, walking on the water; and they were terrified." KJV

Obviouosly a reference to surfing.

So these surfers are just copying JESUS! They want to be like HIM!

What an unspeakable outrageous act of vanity this is.

Your place in hell is spoken for sinner.

[Seth Cochran]

Re: Surfers: spawn of Satan

Surfers are all Neptune worshipers who are too lazy to find jobs, so they sit on the beach, smoke pot, and have homosexual sex in the ocean.

They need to get off the drugs, cut their hair, find jobs, and start going to church.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Everything highlighted in red is a stereotype. If you are going to say something, please do not generalize without ample evidence.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Surfers: spawn of Satan

Everything highlighted in red is the truth.

fixed.

If you are going to say something, please do not generalize without ample evidence.

Did you miss the video I posted in this thread, here?

[Brother McGregor]

Re: Surfers: spawn of Satan

Wow, I never knew there was a special hospital for Scotsmen.

hmmmm I think it was a hospital for people apt to not make much sense and wee themselves...perhaps mostly Welsh were in there and the occasional addled scot (that was dashed upon the rocks). A lot of English too as it was, you know, just outside of London in the Hertfordshire area (by the big roundabout).

[Brother McGregor]

Re: Surfers: spawn of Satan

So these surfers are just copying JESUS! They want to be like HIM!

What an unspeakable outrageous act of vanity this is.

Your place in hell is spoken for sinner.

indeed that is the feeling I had as well...because Jesus did walk on water. These surfers ride on little boards though so I don't know how they equate that with walking on water. The whole lot should be shot for sacrilege and blasphemy .

[bung79]

Re: Surfers: spawn of Satan

Seems like some people don't like having any fun.

[aussieman]

Re: Surfers: spawn of Satan

Surfing is a sport, a pasttime, in Australia is is huge!
Mind you i do not surf, couldnt be bothered and stuff you know.
Im pretty darn sure most surfers are NOT gay, i am very interested in were you guys get your facts from, as i have only seen some that are true and that is not one of them.

Let me ask you guys, what do you think is fun?
Also what is not a sin?
I think castrating all surfers would be a sin, but then so would castrating all of you..

Really they are no different from you lot, sure some smoke drugs (not good at all) and they have fun, but they are people and they believe in what they believe in, just like you guys are very heavily Christian. You really need to respect other peoples ideals and actions in life that are not against you.

[Godless filth]

Re: Surfers: spawn of Satan

Surfing is a sport, a pasttime, in Australia is is huge!
Mind you i do not surf, couldnt be bothered and stuff you know.
Im pretty darn sure most surfers are NOT gay, i am very interested in were you guys get your facts from, as i have only seen some that are true and that is not one of them.

Let me ask you guys, what do you think is fun?
Also what is not a sin?
I think castrating all surfers would be a sin, but then so would castrating all of you..

Really they are no different from you lot, sure some smoke drugs (not good at all) and they have fun, but they are people and they believe in what they believe in, just like you guys are very heavily Christian. You really need to respect other peoples ideals and actions in life that are not against you.

OZ, these people are the reason there is war in the world. Without religeous zealots like this pack of God-botherers the world would be a better place.

[Jandrew]

Re: Surfers: spawn of Satan

OZ, these people are the reason there is war in the world. Without religeous zealots like this pack of God-botherers the world would be a better place.

You are so right, if there was no religion there would be alot less war, but really in life people need to believe in something, whether it Heaven and Hell or reincarnation or Karama.

Its the human way of life and boy have we come a far way from the monkeys we evolved from.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Surfers: spawn of Satan

Heaven and Hell or reincarnation or Karama.

Karama. Is that something like the Monaro?

Its the human way of life and boy have we come a far way from the monkeys we evolved from.

If you'd bother to actually study your scientific mumbo-jumbo, you'd know that even Evilutionists don't state that we "evolved from monkeys" but that "man and monkeys descend from a common ancestor". Not that that's any less ridiculous but one would hope atheists at least had their act together.

[Jandrew]

Re: Surfers: spawn of Satan

Karama. Is that something like the Monaro?



If you'd bother to actually study your scientific mumbo-jumbo, you'd know that even Evilutionists don't state that we "evolved from monkeys" but that "man and monkeys descend from a common ancestor". Not that that's any less ridiculous but one would hope atheists at least had their act together.

karma, thats being nice to become something nice or something, i dont follow that.
So im guessing you know a little about Evolution then? So you must know something, dont you watch the Simpons? we started of as a single celled thing, then became a Fish then a walking thing, then a ape then a Homer Simpson, if you were Moe you went backwards.

Also who said anything about Atheists?
Are you one who is trying to fit into a larger group?

[Brother Habbo]

Re: Surfers: spawn of Satan

Let me ask you guys, what do you think is fun?

Going to church, reading the Bible, singing hymns, praising Jesus, and doing God's will.

Also what is not a sin?

Going to church, reading the Bible, singing hymns, praising Jesus, and doing God's will.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Surfers: spawn of Satan

Also who said anything about Atheists?
Are you one who is trying to fit into a larger group?

No, he is trying to fit into a very small group - GOD'S ELECT!